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Tortfeasor @belgian-theologian.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Crim law hypos be like:
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Tortfeasor @belgian-theologian.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I’m voting for Steyer at this point
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 06/05/2026
Xavier Becerra just took the max donation from both of the Resnicks, the anti-worker billionaire Big Ag couple who own Wonderful Pistachios & POM Wonderful, and who shut down one of their farms to avoid recognizing a union.
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/04/2026
service so bad I’m only tipping 18%
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/03/2026
Commentary: If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral theonion.com/if-females-could-get-p…
If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral

By Triton Corsair
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
no such thing as other people's children
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Tortfeasor @belgian-theologian.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
He just like me fr
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
repost this perfectly flat bud heavy can and you will be blessed with fortunes heretofore untold
i already described it
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
What is going on here
Ilan Wurman &
@ilan_wurman I think conservatives deride and mock the sentiment of the Notre Dame College Republicans at their own peril. Their sentiment deserves to be rationally investigated and debated, not dismissed out
of hand.Notre Dame College Republicans &
@NDRepublicans
•• • For those getting mad over this, no, we're not against the rule of law in principle, but we acknowledge the obvious fact that it's been
dead for decades. Democrats imported 10 million illegal immigrants, locked people in their homes, discriminated against them for not taking an experimental vaccine, and a host of other lawless actions that no court, legal procedure,
or concern for "principles" ever stopped.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 07/02/2026
A JBS plant’s largely immigrant workforce is refusing to back down after they accuse their employer of poor working conditions. From our colleagues at @thefern.org:
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These Haitian meatpacking workers face deportation. They voted to strike anyway.
A JBS plant’s largely immigrant workforce is refusing to back down after they accuse their employer of poor working conditions.
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 03/02/2026
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep. @FOX9
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
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Tortfeasor @belgian-theologian.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Don’t back down in the face of the woke mob, Bari. The people cry out for Whiskey Fridays.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/01/2026
masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 07/01/2026
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
While I'm posting about Clausewitz and Thucydides I'll bring this back
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
PLEASE

GO OUTSIDE
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
agree or disagree with school shootings, you can't help but be in awe of the efficiency of the AR-15
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Tortfeasor @belgian-theologian.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
When I want to be greeted as a liberator, the first thing I do is go on TV and tell everyone how excited I am to steal your natural resources and rule your country myself for my own profit.
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Tortfeasor @belgian-theologian.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
This is obviously gonna backfire so badly. Trump has done his best to prove Chavismo’s central thesis correct: the United States wishes to conquer and subjugate Venezuela, stealing its resources. It often looked like a straw man argument, but it definitely isn’t now.
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Tortfeasor @belgian-theologian.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The DOJ’s position appears to be that every single head of state who commands a military has committed illegal firearm possession lol
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Joe Cohen @cohenhouse.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
A massive new Everywhere brewery is coming to the Fred Harvey restaurant space at Union Station. Plans include a main brewery room, a 96-seat outdoor patio, a cocktail lounge, and an upstairs game room. Everywhere Beer is based in Orange County
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
elon and grok
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 27/12/2025
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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Tortfeasor @belgian-theologian.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
All my homies hate the Columbia Broadcasting System
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Oh my god he admit it
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/12/2025
worth saying that some portion of the freed slaves were themselves illegal aliens having been brought illegally into the united states by smugglers. if the birthright clause applies to them, it applies to undocumented immigrants
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Quick explainer as to how I can root for Duke football in the ACC championship game:
A Duke football helmet with a cartoon woman saying awwww you’re sweet

A Duke basketball jersey with the same cartoon woman picking up the phone and calling Human Resources
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Tortfeasor @belgian-theologian.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Likely country for him to visit on Thanksgiving
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