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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Petition to call the Leafs 4th line ‘the Donk Line’ because I don’t know who the fuck any of these people are

beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hey @juliedabrusin.bsky.social I dont know if you’re really On Here, but I would like to talk about some of your party’s plans for investment in Canada And by “talk about” I mean “strongly oppose” And by “investment in Canada” I mean “privatization of airports”

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/11/2023

YOU CAN'T JUST HELP PEOPLE-- Sure you can. BUT PEOPLE MIGHT ABUSE THE HELP-- Sure. BUT THAT'S WRONG-- Who cares. BUT WHAT IF THEY WERE LYING-- So what. BUT THEY DIDN'T EARN- Money is made up. BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR- So what, you want to stop helping people because a few people might abuse it? Fuck off.

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

did you ever want to be overrun by bandits?

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Tommy Tuberville is not a grown-up's name. That is a middle school bully or at best some kind of anthropomorphic dump truck.

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Anybody want to come see Alexisonfire on Saturday?

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Elden Ring God of War Diablo On paper they all sound perfect but none of them hooked me.

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Hey everybody come to my yard sale today

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

With every passing day I become more Hank Hill-shaped

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Do cicadas talk to each other or are they just yelling at god?

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I remember my dad tried to tell me about this beer like 20 years ago and I had no idea what he was talking about. Should’ve listened closer, it’s a good one. Sorry dad.

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Lloyd Alter @lloydalter.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

In Mark Carney's latest "Forward guidance," he claims that we need oil and gas development in the short term to "establish stability amidst this chaos." I worry that stability is hard to find in the current climate chaos. The thermometer is telling us that we have run out of time.

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Net Zero in 2050 is meaningless; this heat tells us that we have to cut carbon emissions now.

Prime Minister Mark Carney is trying to thread his way through short-term crises, but it will bite him in the long run.

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

My wife (a voice-focused speech pathologist) has worked a lot with the Trans community to help folks find the voice that is congruent with their identity. It’s important!

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Ghoulgle Tits @gi66let1ts.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

cede nothing to them, not even your despair they are not worthy of it

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

trans rights are human rights, just to be clear

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kc kc kc (ichabod era) @katecrane.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

girls will be like “I know a place” and then lob a single skyward cry and vanish into a portal, leaving you to wonder – was girls ever there?

Moss-covered tree base that is shaped like a heart, a vulva, a floss threader

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

getting diagnosed with ADHD call that losing your neuro-diverginity.

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Somebody explain this soccer game to me in terms I will understand

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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

People don't realize that insulation is just as critical for AC as it is for heat. Modding a bunch of old homes with poor insulation for AC would be expensive. On several fronts.

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

hey let’s rip down to ikea for a sec I gotta pick up a barfis

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

next week I’m going to finally lock in. week after next. for real

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Ok: fill the pool with zooplankton to eat the algae then import a couple dozen humpbacks to eat the zooplankton do I have to think of everything?

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

You couldn’t make a joke about not making the Office today. People would be like “this is the joke about how you couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today, they already made that”

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wylde de beest @flashember.bsky.social · 14/07/2023

[after robots take over] *drones crash into my kitchen* ME: [mouthful of ham] whobithrayed me? *fridge starts laughing* BUT U WERE MY FABRIT

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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

Caravaggio's Baccus painting, featuring a lush fruity spread and leaves bedecking a pasty twink who only works out his arms

Article screenshot that says:

The most extreme examples of
Stendhal syndrome share a sensation of
self-fragmentation. Magherini
describes the case of a 53-year-old
German man who was hospitalized
after repeatedly viewing Caravaggio's
Bacchus at Uffizi Gallery. The patient
felt "an attraction closer and closer to
an intimate sexual arousal of
ambiguous nature that invaded him
and made him feel good and bad."
Unmoored and distressed, he sought
medical attention. After treating the
subject's initial episode, Magherini
writes that he came to recognize his
latent homosexuality. Another case...

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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 10/06/2026

Captcha: Are you alone? Me: Uh. Yeah. Captcha: Kiss all the squares with butts in them. Me: What?! Captcha: You heard me. Me: [leans in to kiss the squares with butts in them] Captcha: LMFAO OMG I can't believe you did that

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

look at this dumb cozy idiot. that basket is way too small.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

if you were to go back to the year 1174 and tell someone that the knicks were headed back to msg with a 2-0 finals lead, i think you’d be surprised by how well they took it in stride. 2026 is the distant future to them. i’m sure they’d expect to learn some things about it that they didn’t understand

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

the fact that we didn’t get 100 Fletch movies with John Hamm is a goddamn crime. he’s so good.

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

finally got around to organizing some songs into a list open.spotify.com/playlist/3hU...

open.spotify.com

Mixtape 2026

Playlist · beer league hero · 24 items

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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I wasn't sure what to expect. Seeing the whole thing didn't help much.

Car in front of truck with giant sign saying suck my

Back of truck saying suckmyguttersclean.com underneath it says No mess. No risk. No death!

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

ACAB sure but canonically Chris Noth left the show when Logan got fired for punching a homophobe

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

a fun thing about where I live is that I’m right around the corner from the most expensive car dealership in the city so every now and then a fuckin Bentley will cruise past my house real casual-like

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Rise of The Machines

Fred Flentstone stands, hands on his hips, looking incredulously at Barney Rubble, who is at the corner of the panel barely visible. He appears to wearing tiny sunglasses.
"C'mon Barn, what's with the getup? and what is that on your head?" Fred asks.
"oh this, Fred?"
We now see Barney is also wearing a black trench coat and smoking a cigarette. A small bird is taped to the side of his head. "Just the latest in cybernetic enhancement technology- wired right into my brain."

The background dissolves and Barney stands next to a free floating diagram of a human body with several small birds going into it and says "we're entering a new age, Fred- the synthesis of man and machine as one flesh. This is the future. It's hack or be hacked."
Fred looks incredulous.

The bird pecks Barney.

Barney puts his hands on his head and screams "the machines are turning against us! We have built God only for him to destroy us!" as the bird continues to peck at him.

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

My kids spent the last two days at home barfing but they’re finally back to school so happy Monday everybody

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

they should invent a sleep that makes you feel rested

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Nevermind

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a (presumed) scientist is seated at a table next to a giant ground sloth. There is a an iPod connected to a speaker on the table (Note to Gen Z and Gen Alpha readers: an iPod is a pocket size portable electronic device on which you can download and play music, but which typically does not have the ability to access the internet or take phone calls.) The scientist says, “Giant ground sloth, you’ve been un-extincted. Do you have any questions?” Panel 2: the ground sloth remarks on the music playing from the iPod, which is shown to be Nirvana’s hit album “Nevermind”. It says, “this band rocks! They still tour?” Panel 3: the scientists face contorts with emotion as he gently rests his hand on the giant paw of the ground sloth.

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Question for dog owners: why do some people get so shitty when politely asked to put their dog on a leash? On a schoolyard where dogs aren’t supposed to be in the first place?

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beer league hero @beerleaguehero.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

imagine if cars moaned when you put gas in them

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