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wylde de beest

@flashember.bsky.social

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On and on and on the immortal wildebeest clatters. avi by FroVo and header by Doc Hackenbush

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wylde de beest @flashember.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

if it wasn't for the fact that their very existence is itself unbridled hubris against the gods, birds should probably have made it into outer space by now

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wylde de beest @flashember.bsky.social · 14/07/2023

i begin typing on an old typewriter, "a werewolf is steering a submarine" but then stop. i crunch up the paper and throw it in the fire. the world isn't ready yet for Captain Harry McHowls, the submarine pilot who is secretly a werewolf hiding from the moon

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wylde de beest @flashember.bsky.social · 14/07/2023

ME: goodnight honey WIFE: goodnight EVIL BULLFROG THAT LIVES UNDER OUR BED: *angry ribbit ribbit* BOTH OF US (in unison): goodnight evil bullfrog *happy ribbit ribbit*

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wylde de beest @flashember.bsky.social · 14/07/2023

[after robots take over] *drones crash into my kitchen* ME: [mouthful of ham] whobithrayed me? *fridge starts laughing* BUT U WERE MY FABRIT

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 18/05/2023

Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare

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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 14/05/2023

[1633 Vatican] State your full name “Galileo Galilei” Galileo Galilei? ♫I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me♫ *cardinals just go nuts*

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wylde de beest @flashember.bsky.social · 12/07/2023

Think you know guilt? *takes long drag on cigarette* I'm the wildebeest who killed Mufasa. *exhales* I hear Simba's screams every night.

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wylde de beest @flashember.bsky.social · 12/07/2023

[Wildebeest orbiting the earth in a spacesuit, uselessly kicking its legs madly every time a really grassy part comes into view]

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wylde de beest @flashember.bsky.social · 12/07/2023

An immortal wildebeest clatters throughout the ages. He has always clattered. He will be forever clattering. On and on and on he clatters.

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