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I'm Senator Beer Farts and I approve these skeets Old enough to party // PNW 🌲 Sharing my new music finds here bsky.app/profile/listentogoodshit.b…

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Groundskeeper Willie: Willie Hears Ya
ALT: Groundskeeper Willie: Willie Hears Ya
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!
ALT: That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Would! For all three
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Of course I'm spending my Wednesday night watching New Mexico State vs. Florida International!!
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hell yeah, brother
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play.
A monkey is sitting among green leaves, holding a cigarette in its mouth and a lighter in its hand. Overlay text reads, "What the Monkey considers business, the Horse considers play."
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Matchbox The Movie" I'm sorry, what???
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LOL Will Venable is already managing his way out of this game
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Time for a Jo Adell home run. Redemption for that terrible game one
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For the love of god, please score some runs today
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love taking a day off work and then having my boss and coworkers call me multiple times to ask questions....FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT, I DO NOT CARE
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do I suddenly suck at fantasy football or is it truly all luck?
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
James Franklin loves playing for the game-winning field goal and then losing
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You just know Kirk Herbstreit is going to sing the praises of Deshaun Watson tonight....
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel ya🤔...
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GOATED album
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 28/09/2026
Watch Kacey Musgraves honor Dolly Parton with "I Will Always Love You" at the 2026 #VMAs
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VMAs 2026: Kacey Musgraves Honors Dolly Parton With "I Will Always Love You"
Kacey Musgraves has been paying tribute to Dolly Parton a lot since the country music icon’s passing a few weeks ago. Tonight, she did so onstage at the MTV Video Music Awards. After an intro featurin...
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unironically the PNW mindset lol
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've had a very productive day of work!* *i got high and started listening to music an hour into my shift
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
PNW friends! Go see Chat Pile this weekend in Seattle and PDX!!!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've had what professionals call a "Monday" 😤😤 catch me horizontal on the couch for the next few hours.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 19/09/2026
WHEN THE INTENTIONAL SAFETY GOES WRONG NC STATE FUMBLES AND VANDY RECOVERS AND WINS AS TIME EXPIRES
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 18/09/2026
no news is good news unless the news is that i’m getting pizza
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 17/09/2026
I am so goddamn tired of this shit. support transgender people or fuck off forever
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What we need is religious people OUT of politics altogether. In my ideal world, saying "All kids are made in the image of god" automatically disqualifies you from public office.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fuck yeah! Finally the government is taking care of the big issues.
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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 16/09/2026
‘Endtroducing.....’ was released 30 years ago today. 🎚️ DJ Shadow will embark on a North American anniversary tour for his classic debut album in San Diego next week. [📷: Brian “B+” Cross]
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404 Media @404media.co · 16/09/2026
NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.
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Hackers Stole Flock’s Camera Software, Revealing How the Company Tracks Cars and People
While people around the U.S. are tearing down Flock cameras, one group of hackers went a step further: extracting the camera's software too.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Corporations are not people. Their money is not speech. They should not be able to buy politicians. End Citizens United.
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Limu Emu and Doug can get fucked
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Absolutely disgusting story and further reasoning why I struggle to make friends with men nowadays. Nothing about this behavior should be accepted
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
singing along to Linkin Park while you wait for your mom to get done in the store
Still from the television show Breaking Bad showing Walter White yelling in the back of an suv
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Literally 24/7/365. It's exhausting
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
not the struggle zoom out 😭
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fuck yes
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fresh hop season in the PNW is unrivaled!!! Best beers in the world 😍
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