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Senator Beer Farts

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I'm Senator Beer Farts and I approve these skeets Old enough to party // PNW 🌲 Sharing my new music finds here bsky.app/profile/listentogoodshit.b…

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 10m
Hi, everyone, hi, just need you to stop for a moment and watch this Tulsa TD.
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 5m
Michael Hawkins is worth the watch. Flashes of Lamar
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 8m
I was curious and did some digging. His company is called CHIP'd and they seem to be doing cool shit. Basically sensors in balls to track data chipdsports.com
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CHIP'd | Smart Ball Technology for Sports Performance
CHIP'd is a sports technology company behind IntelliCore, a patented core that captures real-time performance data from inside the ball. Golf is first.
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 47m
LOL Nebraska !!!! A good humbling reminder that they're still irrelevant
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 2h
get you a quick shine
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Damn, no love for Cleveland from CC 🥲
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Groundskeeper Willie: Willie Hears Ya
ALT: Groundskeeper Willie: Willie Hears Ya
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!
ALT: That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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That's Assault, Brotha! Look Back
ALT: That's Assault, Brotha! Look Back
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Would! For all three
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Classic Yankees fan
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Of course I'm spending my Wednesday night watching New Mexico State vs. Florida International!!
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hell yeah, brother
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every week is Make A Wish to keep him occupied
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looks like the festival should hire more security for the front of the stage
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play.
A monkey is sitting among green leaves, holding a cigarette in its mouth and a lighter in its hand. Overlay text reads, "What the Monkey considers business, the Horse considers play."
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Go Otters!!!
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Matchbox The Movie" I'm sorry, what???
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LOL Will Venable is already managing his way out of this game
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Time for a Jo Adell home run. Redemption for that terrible game one
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For the love of god, please score some runs today
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love taking a day off work and then having my boss and coworkers call me multiple times to ask questions....FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT, I DO NOT CARE
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do I suddenly suck at fantasy football or is it truly all luck?
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
James Franklin loves playing for the game-winning field goal and then losing
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Clear has been sitting and waiting to take over and charge us for the privilege
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
3 a.m. munchies. We've all been there
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You just know Kirk Herbstreit is going to sing the praises of Deshaun Watson tonight....
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel ya🤔...
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The rational and educated response I expect from an Astros fan... keep banging that drum and crying!!
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Katie Nolan on Astros Cheat & Garbage Can
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Awful presumptuous of you to think I'm a Mariners fan, because I am not!! The whole league hates the Trashtros, don't forget it
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And swept in the WC round!
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Bill Murray Says Bummer
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Swept at home in the WC round
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Leonardo DiCaprio Django Unchained Meme
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GOATED album
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Werewolves of london
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I ate an entire bag of these this weekend! So good
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 28/09/2026
Watch Kacey Musgraves honor Dolly Parton with "I Will Always Love You" at the 2026 #VMAs
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VMAs 2026: Kacey Musgraves Honors Dolly Parton With "I Will Always Love You"
Kacey Musgraves has been paying tribute to Dolly Parton a lot since the country music icon’s passing a few weeks ago. Tonight, she did so onstage at the MTV Video Music Awards. After an intro featurin...
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unironically the PNW mindset lol
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've had a very productive day of work!* *i got high and started listening to music an hour into my shift
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
PNW friends! Go see Chat Pile this weekend in Seattle and PDX!!!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No shit? They live miserable lives and are mad the rest of us aren't miserable. So they're taking us all down with them.
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank you for the awesome weekend in Portland! I'm sure we'll see you back in town soon
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Go Guards!!!
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Senator Beer Farts @beerfartz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've had what professionals call a "Monday" 😤😤 catch me horizontal on the couch for the next few hours.
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