Reposted by Brigham TomkoThe Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I realize that…..now 001
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Cut the BS, everyone knows they’re going to win the next two games and then the next two series Dodgers, mired in Division Series drama again, aren’t thinking three-peat now www.nytimes.com/athletic/766...nytimes.comDodgers, mired in Division Series drama again, aren’t thinking three-peat now (Gift Article)So much pointed to a Dodgers win Sunday, but the Braves held on, tying the series as it heads to Atlanta. 100
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Bay Area sports fans are blessed to only have Fitz deal with, and even then he’s always on the razor’s edge of amusing & annoying, like a drunk regular at a bar 050
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I feel bad for him on a personal level, and since I’m not a Dbacks fan it’s not really my place to weigh in, but my goodness is Steve Berthiaume a hack PxP guy and I don’t know what’s worse, him lasting 14 years or the DBacks cutting him loose now 130
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Mediterranean house gecko, their coloration can vary quite a bit 010
Reposted by Brigham TomkoPredator (1987) @predator1987.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Dillon! You son of a bitch! 0126
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Pretty sure it was. Normally I’d release it but it being a bark, and not having time to take it up to the mountain preserve, I had to apologize and dispatch it 011
Reposted by Brigham Tomko👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026i need to know what happened 309163473177
Reposted by Brigham Tomkoconcerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 14/09/2026son is out late. not too concerned though because the moon isn’t full 0195
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Tilly Norwood just shot to the top of Joe Lacob’s draft board 020
Reposted by Brigham TomkoKieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 18/09/2026This is the far more likely pathway for how AI will end us all, btw. Not via some superintelligent swarm of paperclip maximizers, but by a cascading sequence of dumb fuckups driven by human beings who have arranged things to be fast-moving and catastrophically fragile while also being really lazy. 17391150
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It was, um, many years ago but I remember it being just a regular Samtrans bus, but mostly freshman/sophmores from MA 000
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Lmao I took that bus my freshman year! I remember non high schoolers taking it too 110
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The producers should have told Bosa the libs are offended by meat pies 010
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Is Jed there? I bet $140 USD goes even farther with the exchange rate, and the services are better than a trailer park in Ohio 020
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Laying my marker down, I think it’s gonna be one of those seasons for the Niners. Everyone’s a year older and there just isn’t enough depth, especially on the D line 011
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Best San Francisco Giants fan portrayal in a major Hollywood film since The Fan 020
Reposted by Brigham TomkoChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.” 12561101622
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It’s the name of a “journalist” referenced in the last Chapo episode with @davidjroth.bsky.social . I was so glad he was the guest, he had a knowing chuckle when Will said the name 010
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026No! No!! www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...sfchronicle.comMenlo Park deli and restaurant, a mainstay for 45 years, to close next monthLutticken’s Deli in Menlo Park plans to close at the end of September after serving customers since 1981. 010
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Well, this is to be expected when you play a well run organization like the Pirates 010
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I’m really excited to see how the Giants bullpen blows this one 020
Reposted by Brigham TomkoT. Ferox @transferox.bsky.social · 29/08/2026What's simultaneously funny and disturbing about this is that some guy made a computer program in 1967 that did this exact thing. It just repeated your words back to you as an open ended question. And people thought that seemed alive, too. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZAen.wikipedia.orgELIZA - Wikipedia 412850
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I hope arockturner at least got an old birdcage he found in the TWolves dumpster with that contract 000
Reposted by Brigham TomkoUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 26/08/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 0131
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The Pro Bowl had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton 031
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Hell, the Gibb brothers had more chemistry singing it. And yes, I deeply regret thinking about that 000
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Just discovered Barry Manilow & Reba McIntire did a version of Islands in the Stream. Nothing against them, but they don’t have the same… chemistry Dolly & Kenny Rogers had. 100
Reposted by Brigham TomkoDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Debate we’re having here: was Dolly Parton sexy? RT for yes, fav for no 6117
Reposted by Brigham TomkoSilly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Fred Rogers and Dolly Parton found in religion a torch to guide them on the path of righteousness. They never sought to use it to set anyone else on fire. That’s all any reasonable person could ask of another. 133688
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026MT is the best, man www.nytimes.com/athletic/750...nytimes.comDon Nelson, an NBA genius who extracted the extraordinary from the most unlikely spots (Gift Article)Don Nelson was as complex as coaches come, but he understood something special: That what makes people difficult can also make them great. 042
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I wouldn’t get in the UFO with all the aliens, I would take all the aliens to meet Terri Garr if it was me 020
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The other possibly apocryphal story is when a young beat reporter was looking for Nellie to get the starting lineup for the night, and Nellie called the reporter into the bathroom, while Nellie dictated it from his stall. Then he had the reporter get him a beer lmao 121
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Seconding others, this is the definitive Don Nelson profile www.thebeliever.net/island-time/thebeliever.netIsland Time - Believer MagazineI call Don Nelson from my rental car, which I’ve parked by some food trucks near the Kahului Airport. It rings through, which means I’m welcomed to the island by a sardonic voicemail: “Hey, you’ve rea... 086
Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026RIP Nellie, my avatar and the second best coach of the warriors in my lifetime. The We Believe team will always hold a special place in my heart 040
!["He loved his college coach [at Air Force]. I called the coach up one day after Pop was telling me that he was quite an artist. So I talked to him and told him, 'With Pop's birthday coming up, I'd love to get one of your pieces of art and I'll give it to Pop as a gift. I'll pay whatever you want for it.' He said, 'No, I'd never charge you anything. I'll just send you something.
He sent me a beautiful picture of a Native American. I got the picture and put a beautiful frame on it. Then, I went to an art gallery and told the dealer, "Let's put this in your store; I'm going to pull a prank on Pop. I want to take him in there and have him find the painting. I want you to put a big number on it.' He put a $25,000 tag on it.
So we go to the art store and are just looking around. We try to get Pop to go down this one aisle where the painting is. He's looking around and he sees it. He says, "I think this is from Coach!' He looks at the name and sees the autograph at the bottom. He says, "That's my Coach! That's him!' So I said, 'Is that really, Pop? I'd like to buy it for you.' We take it up to the cashier and he says, 'It's $25,000.' I said, 'Wrap it up and give it to Pop.'
"Pop couldn't believe that I'm buying him a $25,000 painting from his coach. I had all the other assistants with me. So we get the picture wrapped up and we're walking out. He starts crying (laughs). He's literally bawling like a baby. So we decided we're going to tell him about the prank at dinner and that we played a joke on him. We get to dinner and we tell him everything that happened. We had so many laughs over that. We still laugh about it today. Pop kept saying, "God damn it, Nellie; you got me!'"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ht52dcxiba7oivrlzaeob2wj/bafkreifz5cbpaw7kxne3jhqt3us5vp2dcyjwoh5e7wtpbqjjcfw7rkwxuy)