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Brigham Tomko

@beefalo.bsky.social
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I’m hip to Easter Island

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Predator (1987) @predator1987.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dillon! You son of a bitch!
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
1st one in my house in 11 years
A bark scorpion on a dustpan
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 14/09/2026
son is out late. not too concerned though because the moon isn’t full
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tilly Norwood just shot to the top of Joe Lacob’s draft board
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 18/09/2026
This is the far more likely pathway for how AI will end us all, btw. Not via some superintelligent swarm of paperclip maximizers, but by a cascading sequence of dumb fuckups driven by human beings who have arranged things to be fast-moving and catastrophically fragile while also being really lazy.
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is Jed there? I bet $140 USD goes even farther with the exchange rate, and the services are better than a trailer park in Ohio
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That’s 100% an Achilles, JFC
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Laying my marker down, I think it’s gonna be one of those seasons for the Niners. Everyone’s a year older and there just isn’t enough depth, especially on the D line
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
PABLO NOOOO!!!
Pablo Torre has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No! No!! www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
sfchronicle.com
Menlo Park deli and restaurant, a mainstay for 45 years, to close next month
Lutticken’s Deli in Menlo Park plans to close at the end of September after serving customers since 1981.
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well, this is to be expected when you play a well run organization like the Pirates
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m really excited to see how the Giants bullpen blows this one
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Look who’s on my flight from LA to Phoenix🤔🤔🤔
Farhan’s iPhone is on this plane
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T. Ferox @transferox.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What's simultaneously funny and disturbing about this is that some guy made a computer program in 1967 that did this exact thing. It just repeated your words back to you as an open ended question. And people thought that seemed alive, too. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA
en.wikipedia.org
ELIZA - Wikipedia
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
donald trump floats away to death
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chefs kiss
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
STILL undefeated since 1991!
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I hope arockturner at least got an old birdcage he found in the TWolves dumpster with that contract
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
AI slop for a shit team
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just discovered Barry Manilow & Reba McIntire did a version of Islands in the Stream. Nothing against them, but they don’t have the same… chemistry Dolly & Kenny Rogers had.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Debate we’re having here: was Dolly Parton sexy? RT for yes, fav for no
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fred Rogers and Dolly Parton found in religion a torch to guide them on the path of righteousness. They never sought to use it to set anyone else on fire. That’s all any reasonable person could ask of another.
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
MT is the best, man www.nytimes.com/athletic/750...
nytimes.com
Don Nelson, an NBA genius who extracted the extraordinary from the most unlikely spots (Gift Article)
Don Nelson was as complex as coaches come, but he understood something special: That what makes people difficult can also make them great.
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Another classic Nellie story, from Mark Medina
"He loved his college coach [at Air Force]. I called the coach up one day after Pop was telling me that he was quite an artist. So I talked to him and told him, 'With Pop's birthday coming up, I'd love to get one of your pieces of art and I'll give it to Pop as a gift. I'll pay whatever you want for it.' He said, 'No, I'd never charge you anything. I'll just send you something.
He sent me a beautiful picture of a Native American. I got the picture and put a beautiful frame on it. Then, I went to an art gallery and told the dealer, "Let's put this in your store; I'm going to pull a prank on Pop. I want to take him in there and have him find the painting. I want you to put a big number on it.' He put a $25,000 tag on it.
So we go to the art store and are just looking around. We try to get Pop to go down this one aisle where the painting is. He's looking around and he sees it. He says, "I think this is from Coach!' He looks at the name and sees the autograph at the bottom. He says, "That's my Coach! That's him!' So I said, 'Is that really, Pop? I'd like to buy it for you.' We take it up to the cashier and he says, 'It's $25,000.' I said, 'Wrap it up and give it to Pop.'
"Pop couldn't believe that I'm buying him a $25,000 painting from his coach. I had all the other assistants with me. So we get the picture wrapped up and we're walking out. He starts crying (laughs). He's literally bawling like a baby. So we decided we're going to tell him about the prank at dinner and that we played a joke on him. We get to dinner and we tell him everything that happened. We had so many laughs over that. We still laugh about it today. Pop kept saying, "God damn it, Nellie; you got me!'"
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Seconding others, this is the definitive Don Nelson profile www.thebeliever.net/island-time/
thebeliever.net
Island Time - Believer Magazine
I call Don Nelson from my rental car, which I’ve parked by some food trucks near the Kahului Airport. It rings through, which means I’m welcomed to the island by a sardonic voicemail: “Hey, you’ve rea...
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
RIP Nellie, my avatar and the second best coach of the warriors in my lifetime. The We Believe team will always hold a special place in my heart
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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
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cole kuiper @colemk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My favorite photo I've ever taken. 2014 WS Parade in the rain. Two best friends soaking in a surreal half-decade.
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
While prospect evaluation is not his strong suit (painfully obvious, lol), Bob Myers might be the GOAT of relationship building/persuasion. If Lacob wasn’t such a psycho he could’ve had Dunleavy *and* Myers and had both areas covered
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Congrats to @fansince09.bsky.social , we’re gonna get some tremendous content out of this at least
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I know he’s quite busy and successful these days, but if ever there was a time for @kentremendous.bsky.social to resurrect FJM, it’s for this dogshit article Blazers’ future remains unclear, but an NBA owner was bound to take a stand on financial bloat www.nytimes.com/athletic/746...
nytimes.com
Tom Dundon's plan is unclear, but an NBA owner was bound to take a stand on financial bloat
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Adam Rogers @jetjocko.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Basically every drug you have ever heard of had its origins in public research funding, in a field that didn't seem like it was going anywhere, because some researchers were interested in the basic science.
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Is that @vincemancini.bsky.social
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/07/2026
this is why keeping corruption out of government is not some sideshow, it’s fundamental to effective governance if you cannot trust the people in charge of public health because “they changed their story due to bribes” is a legitimate inference, that is a crisis all on its own
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Jason Foley was LIVING IN A VAN BY THE RIVER before he was called up
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SW(rath 🌈🖕🏻) @toasterposey.art · 16/07/2026
Want one of your own? Make a donation to LYRIC.org and then head on over to this Google form to show me a (REDACTED!) receipt and provide a mailing address. forms.gle/3awcaFvKxiSW...
lyric.org
LYRIC Center for LGBTQQ+ Youth
Our vision is to develop loving, compassionate, and strong families with LGBTQQ+ youth by addressing cultural differences, building healthier relationships, decreasing shame, ending isolation and increasing skills related to coming out.
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This will easily be the highlight of the Giants season for me, thank you @toasterposey.art
Mystery Giants Theater 3000 sticker for donating to LYRIC, on top of Amazon knockoff mousepad that says “San Jose Giants”
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A trend that has been trending through every presidency of my lifetime. It’s notable that the lines crossed under Biden. This is the Neoliberal Era in one chart. It’s what happens when conservatives dominate our institutions with centrists as opposition. It’s what happens when spending is speech.
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
There's a new guy in town. His name's Robocop.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I really wish people would tell us WHY we need a strong right in this country. So trans people, Black people, and immigrants can have less rights while corporations and billionaires have more rights? So our water is more polluted? So we have more wars?
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Did not vote for her in the primary (she took $ from DMFI) or the general (because she was going to win anyway) but she’s been pretty good since she got to congress
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Yaxel should grab Larry Baer’s phone
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Brigham Tomko @beefalo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I’d never thought I’d have any nostalgia for *A.J. Piersynski(!!)* but dammit Buster, you made that memory
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