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Bean N. Curling

@beancurling.bsky.social
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Studied art in the Big Eighties Afraid of DMs. Pennsylvanian. The Yak Had Been Told Not to Talk Back. It Can't Be Easy To Hang a Giraffe In a Cheap Hotel Room... Available at Amazon.

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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 2m
Wordle 1,939 2/6* 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 *used hints
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Cartoon Hand Presses 'CHEAT' Button
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Mary Unfaithful✔️ @themaryunfaithful.bsky.social · 21h
Oops I Shitted Again #OdourInASongOrMovie
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Britney Spears' Forced Smile
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Mary Unfaithful✔️ @themaryunfaithful.bsky.social · 29m
ShakeNbakemaker #ASongOrMovieForThingsInBags
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 34m
toooooooooòǒœ!
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 40m
Despite all my Raid I am still Killing bugs with a spade🎵
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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 10h
deleting is how i draft
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 46m
Attract her? I'm to old for such shenanigans!
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Tractor Uprooting a Tree
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 51m
Expecting Dick Van Dyke to come in and fall down.
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Ladyfish @ladyfish665.bsky.social · 55m
I loved Mary's apartment
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 52m
sweet jesus
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Champi(JUMP-SCARE) @champierth.bsky.social · 3h
Flapjack: Speculum #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary #UED
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 53m
You must put Little Debbie in a half Nelson.
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Little Debbie Lord of the Rings Meme
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 4h
"Porn you don't even have to hide as far as the eye can see...."
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Woody & Buzz Lightyear with Nouns DAO Glasses
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Pope Francis II, Ghoulmaxxing @francisgasparini.bsky.social · 6h
ok no YOUR outfit is too vivid
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 59m
The Alpha Jefferson.
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Tanuki’s Ghostie Revenge @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social · 1h
Whip em out! It’s #HotStickSaturday
Tan mushrooms with intricate gills grow from a hot stick
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 9h
Friday Night Fever
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 12h
Sex so good it's from twenty years ago.
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Moist Mouth Noises On NPR @inflatabletrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Digital illustration, abstract, an orange rectangle with a black x in its center, incomplete black box around it, blue and pink asymmetrical blob at the bottom, also with a black x and incomplete outline, a black curve cuts through the x within the pink section, and a black and green line connect the rectangle and blob to each other.
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 12h
Inside every dime there are two nickels.
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A fiddleback after I hit it with bug spray. Die already mf
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 12h
It is indeed this still.
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Il Gatto Nero @ilgattonero.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
the octopus will look after it while you settle in, look through follower lists of friends to find your old mutuals
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Il Gatto Nero @ilgattonero.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
hey! good to see you here!
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 12h
If I traveled back to 1977 and told my fourteen year old self that I'd be staring into a magical electronic device for an hour I wonder if I'd put the Penthouse magazine down long enough to think about it.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
if you're going to complain, at least make it rhyme or something
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 12h
sorry i stole the pumpkin off your porch but i could tell it was in love with me
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 12h
Lauuuwnnnmnrnnddryyyy
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Crying Woman with 'So Much Laundry' - Twd
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 12h
I still firmly maintain a deer crawled into my slippers and died.
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 12h
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No Sir I Don'T Like It Mr Horse
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 12h
Sometimes I hear all three versions of Here Comes the Sun in my head at once. @ericidle.bsky.social
George Harrison Richie HavensEric Idle
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LoraBorealis @loratheexplorer.bsky.social · 14h
20+ blooms is an October win.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 14h
Brave New Spice World
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 14h
When I get really ambitious, the sound of my screms can scatter flocks.🦉💢 #IncludeScatterSoundAmbitious #Include3Words #HashtagGame 🦉🔊: Go on, volume up, flocker.
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 15h
Ruin a book by adding a word: Naked Lunch Lady
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 14h
guy who works out while wearing a 3 piece suit
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 14h
The vest pocket is for the steroids.
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Eva @evantgarde.bsky.social · 18h
Shimmery glimmers #art #painting #🩷
Flowy acrylic with soft shapes and a mix of solid and iridescent colors
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Ross @sko-ford.bsky.social · 15h
Ruin a book by adding a word Old man and the seabuscut
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 15h
Ruin a book by adding a word The Red Lobster Badge of Courage
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Needless To Say @needlesstosay.bsky.social · 14h
Deep fried mashed potato balls stuffed with seasoned hamburger, and a side of Guinness gravy
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 16h
Ruin a book by adding a word: James and The Giant Peach Schnapps
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Invalid Handle @riffgaffer.bsky.social · 16h
King Solomon's Coal Mines
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farfromgruntled.bsky.social @farfromgruntled.bsky.social · 16h
Ruin a book by adding a word In Cold Blood Oranges
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 15h
Smegmariffic!
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 16h
Ruin a book by adding a word Moby Dick Cheese
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Don't Mind Me @just-pass1n-thru.bsky.social · 16h
Ruin a book by adding a word The Lord Of The Cervical Rings
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blandishmentbob.bsky.social @blandishmentbob.bsky.social · 16h
The shifting sandwichery of time
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Mary Unfaithful✔️ @themaryunfaithful.bsky.social · 16h
Lady Chatterley’s ai Lover
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Needless To Say @needlesstosay.bsky.social · 16h
Gone with the Wind Sock
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