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I am disabled. I make art. Seeking a patron either through purchase of tools/supply to expand creation or as a stipend to buy things myself. Send me a few bucks I will try to make it. cash.app/$RockStarter

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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 18h
This made me snort laugh when Lois did her bit. youtu.be/8xHeEAbYufc
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Family Guy - Phone sax
YouTube video by Mr. Rupert
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 19h
Local road side motel remodeled. About the 3rd or 4th one to do so recently. They redid all 9 rooms. They also built a structure in front of the rooms blocking them from sight of the road. It turns out they made all the rooms slightly bigger, made them all dry, no running water at all.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 19h
I wonder where Natalie Harp has her "I love DJT" tattoo hidden
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Several of the people who mad me a lot of what I am messed up. They instilled values in me that I took literal. They thought they were instilling a control system in me that they had access to, instead their lives came under my laser focus with those values as a scale and balance.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
America is caught in Unpresidented times.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
12:44 is a good time of day. 12x12 is 144 which is a gross. So whenever I look at a clock and see 12:44 I say 'Gross' under my breath.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Religion is the longest running brainwashing campaign ever. So much so that almost every attempt at mass brain washing uses religion as an inroad
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Over the years I have inherited a metric fuckton of furniture. A lot of it, if not most of it, falling apart. I do however keep the hardware. Some swing out hanger racks from a 1930's wardrobe most recently got new life as an under cabinet cutting board holder. Pull out, chop chop, push back
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't want to see trump dead or even in prison. I want to see him pennyless and powerless. I want him to see just how important he is to all of the grifters and thieves he surrounds himself with, Not at all.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Old kitty found a roll of the terrible toilet paper that had been set aside for being so terrible. She did the cat thing and shredded it. I put the shredded TP in a box, she has barely left that box since.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Went by my friends last night to see if she wanted to walk out with me and to drop off some jars. She was laying on her back in her kitchen floor, she had been there a while as the stuff she was mixing up had mostly dried. I called an ambulance and kept her comfortable. She was alert.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't know why the scent of everything needs to be so strong now, I really don't. I do know no one needs to feel like they got pepper sprayed by a summer breeze just for smelling their laundry detergent too casually
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When Ben wants something he just starts walking all over you while purring so loud it is almost a yell.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seeing people lug around their over sized water vessels looks ever so much like toddlers lugging around a sippy cup. Only they make profoundly more terrible decisions.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Evil K'Weasel
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My older brother is in town. He will be displeased if he comes through looking for more free tools. Half my workshop has been turned into locked storage. Anything too bulky to be in there has a leash on it now. I even ordered a replacement key for the tool box so that it can't be opened.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At least once a week when I consider trump I issue a quiet "Thank fuck", thank fuck that science never developed consciousness transferal or immortality of any other flavor. It is bad enough he gets bleeding edge medical care.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Counted my kitty cans. Got enough for the month even with a couple left over. People cans remain low. Got 1 dinty moore 2 off brand chili and a half bag of egg noodles of indeterminate age. Thought I had a bag of rice but I guess not. Paid work has been short lately but I will keep plugging at it
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The church people went on their sandwich mission yesterday. They go into a nearby city and feed the homeless people a sandwich, small bag of chips and a water. All in a bag ready to go, usually a piece or 2 of hard candy and some bible tracts. They say they only had their lives threatened 2 times
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This man who celebrated a Mexican grocery store getting closed down. Laughed about people being deported. Generally being MAGA. He now wants people's pity and help because he is having to shut down his inherited family business. It is no longer profitable under trump. He got a bunch of non interest
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My friend has 2 old lady cats, bonded siblings. They love leaf piles. A few years ago one of them got wrapped up in ticks playing in leaves and they are mainly indoor only now. Last year she found a bag of fake leaves for autumn decorations. She pins off one corner of her office and lets them have a
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My friend works in a club. It has become a thing for the 'Andrew Tate' type guys (her words) to have microphones and to ask the ladies questions trying to be clever. A recent trend within that trend is the guys clip their microphone to their credit card, as a flex.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Found out that the revisionist civics teacher I had in 8th grade was also at Jan 6th at 60+ yrs old. I still want to know how that man got a job teaching civics and social studies when he was openly racist and denied large swaths of history.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rob Schneider should of stopped with "Makin copies"
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Rob Schneider as Richmeister: Makin' Copies!
ALT: Rob Schneider as Richmeister: Makin' Copies!
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Myself and 2 others raised a bull for FFA. I taught him to sit. This brought a lot of amusement whenever we were at a showing.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When I paint emotional anchor things from my past many people around me act accused or guilty. Which tells me they are aware of how shitty they were, and likely were aware even then. You don't feel accused of something unconnected like that without a layer of guilt somewhere
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Genie-us
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had 3 wooden discs with me today when I left the house. About 2 inches across, 1/4 inch thick. Sanded glass smooth. 2 very busy patterned cedar and one walnut that looked a bit like a monkey face. All 3 made their recipients smile, all 3 immediately started to fidget with them.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had another job interview today, one I was referred to by multiple people. I sit through 35 minutes of inane chatter and quizzing questions. A lot of pointed questions pertaining to the job and equipment. At the end, "Oh not like we are hiring any way, all of our people are 20 years+, Hahahaha."
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today I learned what a huge part of the never ending noise from the orchard / apple house up the road is. They leave vehicles and tractors running all day long. I learned this while one of the owners was complaining about overhead 'killing' them.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It was weird yesterday evening. The crows were raising hell like usual then after a loud "Gronk!" they all got quiet. It turns out they were bickering/fighting with a raven. For a minute it sounded as if the crows were meeting with their king.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not to brag or anything but I made a Pentecostal preacher say fuck on microphone during a church fundraiser with a fake snake.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometime next week I have to make an appearance so a hog can get his teeth done. I don't have to do anything but be there. I calm him down enough for the vet to work on him
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Made Reubens for the old folks last night so it was not so much cooking as it was an assembly job. One of the ladies brought walnut coffee cake.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Exhaling a hit so nice it makes you right click involuntarily
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Pippin Smoking a Pipe in Lord Of The Rings
ALT: Pippin Smoking a Pipe in Lord Of The Rings
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you think MAGA is going to make the right decision now because of money you might want to think again. It is more than a morality issue for these people. He has attached himself to church, directly to God. Even that doesn't hold all of them. All of the toxicity that they have not been allowed
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How long before the Pharaoh orders work to begin on the grand pyramid that will be his mausoleum? It will take a lot of time and tax payer money to gold leaf it.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am now having to endure a woman campaign for the rights and life of a dirt bag murderer. Normally this would just be whatever. However this same woman campaigned for me to get life for graffiti on a church property. Her justification was "If you break the law you forfeit your place in society"
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I strike it rich the first thing I do is not going to be for me. I will tell my friend's mom that she is now retired, absolutely first. She had a hernia operation/mesh implant go bad in June and she is back at work. At 70
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am pretty certain now that Tommy knows that if he catches treats he ends up getting more. When the treats come out he goes to his catching spot almost every time instead of crowding me like he used to
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Danny Devito as live action Grogu.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hand cracking walnuts for little kids is one of my favorite Christmas traditions
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Went on a date to a bar, I knew a few workers there. Apparently she was a regular more or less. We had a nice dinner, scallops and ribeye. Several rounds of mid to top shelf. Around 2 hours of nice conversation. Buzzed not drunk vibe. She excuses herself, I ordered a small slice of cheesecake.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
People seem incapable of accepting someone can just be intelligent and good at most anything rather than having just one or two niche things they know. I constantly encounter people who immediately discount me because of not having a specialization
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just got the worst cat bite of my life trying to take a waffle away from Tommy. Got me on the side of the knuckle with 3 deep punctures
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My friend who was having issues with 4 wheelers tearing through his property and removing gates etc has had no problem since my new and improved gates went up. I had chain welded to 6 flanged fence posts, then bolted those chains into logs that were randomly stacked. Each log has steel cable twisted
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
After Charlie Kirk died, VP Vance instructed MAGA to call employers of anyone being “mean” about Kirk. Many obeyed, complaining to UCLA their DEI Director (me, a lawyer) “celebrated” murder. UCLA fired/blacklisted me in capitulation. My lawyers are suing. In the meantime, I need help to survive:
gofundme.com
Donate to Waiting for Justice ⚖️, organized by Johnathan Perkins
I’m creating this fundraiser during one of the hardest seasons of my life. A few months ago, … Johnathan Perkins needs your support for Waiting for Justice ⚖️
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I applied first aid to a deep gash last night in a person's thigh. Their spouse took them on to the ER. The treating physician sent back compliments on my bandaging work.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Eww keep your faith away from my facts.
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0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At my last job I earned 7.50 an hour, I worked 50 hours a week. Between wear and tear, gas, insurance and other unavoidable expenses I now realize I was working to pay to get to work. I had no days off, no extra money and as soon as my car died it became unsustainable.
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