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Schadenfreude

@fleurdela.bsky.social
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Gamer. Whovian. Bibliophile. Science. She/her/あたし Twitter: @fleur_de_LA Mastodon: @fleur_de_LA@mastodon.online

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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
❕🦉💦 ☁️ ↗️ 🦉 #DoNotCare #FridayMemeTeam #HashtagGame
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
💬💬 🦉🦉 ❕🦉💦 #DoNotCare #FridayMemeTeam #HashtagGame
Two owls on a thin broken branch, looking the other way as  third struggles trying to get onto the branch.

Text: Little help here guys... Guys... Guys...?
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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#DoNotCare is this week's #FridayMemeTeam #HashtagGame ! Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with #TheMemesters - @Netjeretkhau.bsky.social @PreciosaLiz.bsky.social @Commisurbator.bsky.social and @FridayMemeTeam.bsky.social ! (Please include pics or gifs with your posts)
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alchemist. Looking to turn lead into gold. Definitely not making drugs. Absolutely not witchcraft! #MedievalSocialMediaProfiles #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame
Incense burner in the shape of a white owl wearing a witch's hat, pouring something from a smaller cauldron into the large cauldron it's perched on. Both cauldrons have stars in circles on them, and the larger one is on fire.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Astrologist. Learn to unlock your true potential through science! Absolutely not witchcraft! #MedievalSocialMediaProfiles #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame
Fake stars connected to form a barn owl. For some reason, there are a few stars connecting outside of it to form angles.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nah, it's just AI slop.🦉💢 #WhenTheMutationBegins #SpookyTags #HashtagGame 🦉: Fuckin' look at this shit!
AI slop of a barn owl dragon hybrid. It popped up during a search, and it's so shit I saved it for lulz.
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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#WhenTheMutationBegins is this week's #SpookyTags #HashtagGame ! PLAY NOW and please remember to generously like and re-post your fellow hashtag game players ❤️
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Artist. Commissions open. Behold my lifelike depictions! #MedievalSocialMediaProfiles #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame
Medieval illustration of a monkey scolding an indifferent owl.An owl from a French medieval bestiary. It looks like it's blepping.An owl riding a hare backwards. 'Ormesby Psalter', England ca. 1310Medieval owl in bishop's mitre and holding crozier, 15th C.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#DontFearTheReaperFear "The Cheeper". Wtf, I don't cheep!🦉💢 #RockNScrollTags #HashtagGame
Garden decoration of a white owl wearing a black hooded cloak and holding a scythe.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#DontFearTheReaperFear The Swooper🦉💢 #RockNScrollTags #HashtagGame
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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#DontFearTheReaperFear is this week's #RockNScrollTags #HashtagGame! PLAY NOW and please remember to generously like and re-post your fellow hashtag game players ❤️
Artist Credit: #MiaTheStray for The #RockNScrollTags Hashtag Game
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm an owl on social media. That counts, doesn't it?💻🦉 #MyAlternativeLifestyle #WakeUpNFeelGood #HashtagGame
Padawan the barn owl standing on the keyboard of a laptop, her back to the screen showing a social media feed (FB?).
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not the way this snowy owl is doing it, that's for sure. #TheBestWayToEatBread #FeelGoodDailies #HashtagGame 🦉: Judging by the name チョコッペ that's chocolate spread you can just make out. I prefer Nutella myself.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am WAY more flexible than the teacher and this class of losers.✨🦉🖕 #LessonsILearnedFromYoga #FeelGoodOnFridays #HashtagGame
Barn owl standing on one leg, contorted impressively as it preens its tail.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Getting out of the rain doesn't make one dainty, nor should it be a black mark, so to speak. Now hurry up with that towel.🦉💦 #IncludeMarkRainDainty #Include3Words #HashtagGame 📷 Kousui_pear on Twitter (wish they were here)
Kousui the barn owl, sopping wet.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How dare you suggest I can only cook one meal.🦉💢 #TheOnlyMealICanCook #FeelGoodDailies2 #HashtagGame
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#OnlyComicBookCharactersCan possibly be this incompet-- 🕊️✨ /🥚 /____\ #FeelGoodEvenings #HashtagGame
4-panel comic by chickenthoughts:

1. Pigeon getting inspired from a book about nests.
2. Pigeon building nest.
3. Pigeon proud of a few sticks arranged in a triangle.
4. Real-life inspiration: photo of a pigeon next to some sticks that in no way resemble a nest, with an egg in an empty spot.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🦉💦🦉💢 Break the curser. #HowToBreakACurse #CashmereWhimsy #HashtagGame
Text: When you accidentally say a curse word in front of mom...
Image: A white-faced owl glaring angrily at a small owlet next to it.
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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#HowToBreakACurse is this week's #CashmereWhimsy #HashtagGame ! Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @LoriC.bsky.social !
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There is a house in New Orleans They call the Rising Sun And I need someone to watch it for me For the week that I'll be gone #PreparingToLeaveASong #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame 📷 chimaki_anahori on Twitter (wish they were here)
A burrowing owl sprawled in a sunbeam on newspapers spread over the floor. It's glaring at the camera.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere... #PreparingToLeaveASong #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Baby's Gotta Pack #PreparingToLeaveASong #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame
Trip Advisor owl wearing a branded bathrobe, holding the handle of a rolling suitcase.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We must do family photos! 💧🤪❤️❤️ 🦉🦉🦉🦉 #OneRuleInMyFamily #CatFatherTags #HashtagGame
Text: Family pictures be like:
Top image: 4 burrowing owls, with labels. "The Mother" has head slightly tilted towards "The Father" whose head is very tilted towards her. "The Sister" with an extra "..." over her has her eyes half closed in resignation as "The Brother" is in front of her with his head very tilted.
Bottom image is a close up of the sister's face, with the text "The Sister be like: I don't know these people".
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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#OneRuleInMyFamily is tonight's #CatFatherTags #HashtagGame ! PLAY NOW and please remember to generously like and re-post your fellow hashtag game players ❤️
Artist Credit: @ilgattonero.bsky.social for The #CatFatherTags Hashtag Game
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One ring, and you'll rule them all some day.🦉💧 #OneRuleInMyFamily #CatFatherTags #HashtagGame
Human from The Barn Owl Trust ringing a small, sleepy-looking, fluffy barn owlet.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🦉💢 🏃💨 #NobodyWarnedMeAboutThe warning sign being real! It looks like a joke ffs! #ApocalypseTags #HashtagGame
Distressed sign reading WARNING THIS PROPERTY IS PROTECTED BY A HIGHLY TRAINED OWL NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR IN JURY OR POSSIBLE DEATH

There's a silhouette of an owl with ear tufts perched on a thin branch, and yes, it does look like there's a space between IN and JURY.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#NobodyWarnedMeAboutThe Owly Inquisition.🦉💢 #ApocalypseTags #HashtagGame
Owl with a judgy look.

Text: Judgemental owl is judging
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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#NobodyWarnedMeAboutThe is this week's #ApocalypseTags #HashtagGame ! PLAY NOW and please remember to generously like and re-post your fellow hashtag game players ❤️
Artist Credit: #MiaTheStray for The #ApocalypseTags Hashtag Game
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🦉 #CouldGoEitherWay #NationalDazeTag #HashtagGame
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#WhatWillMakeMeHappyIs OWLS✨🦉🦉🦉✨ #WakeUpNFeelGood #HashtagGame
3 barn owls at a circular hole in a stone wall. The left looks so happy as the middle grooms its head, while the one on the right looks sleepy yet content.

Watermark: S Jones Wildlife
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Um. Free refills?🥤🦉💧 #TheBestBeveragesAre #FeelGoodDailies #HashtagGame
Great gray owl looking at a clear plastic takeout cup with straw, with ice cubes and very diluted coffee dregs.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
💬💬❕ 🦉🦉🦉 #WhatTheGrammarPoliceSaid #FeelGoodFunnies #HashtagGame
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
💬 🦉 #ItOnlyTakesALittleTo make someone fall. #FeelGoodTags #HashtagGame 📷Owlvillage_H on Twitter (wish they were here)
Uta the barn owl looking down at a camera pointing up from under the edge of a shelf layered with fake grass.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It was just a joke!🦉 #WhatGotMeBanned #FletchyTags #HashtagGame
Angry-looking woman handling cheeky-looking barn owl. The woman's been crappily edited with Batman's mask and cape, and the barn owl's been given bright green hair and light red beakstick.

Text over woman: Back to the Asylum, Joker.
Text over owl: We'll play again soon, Batman!
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🦉✨ 🎃 #AutumnIsGoodFor pumpkin-based shenanigans? #FeelGoodDailies2 #HashtagGame
Barn owl standing on a pumpkin on a bench, with more pumpkins and various gourds.
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Darryl Cat @darrylcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ventruvian Cat
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How I deal with most things: screm.🦉💢 The intensity depends on how annoying it is. #HowIDealWithChanges #FeelGoodEvenings #HashtagGame
Juvenile barn owl looking at a point above the camera, beak wide open. Text: *incoherent rage screms*
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Ray*mond Li*terally @madbarrister.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#HowIDealWithChanges Remember the past fondly. Move toward the future with purpose.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A Mid-Autumn Festival's Dream🥮 #FallTraitsABook #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame 🦉 : On the 25th! Soon!
Image of 5 owl-shaped mooncakes, a promotion for YouTube: Katherine Kwa Baking Tutorial.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Lost Leaf #FallTraitsABook #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame
Image: Palm tree on fire.

Post by Ryan Padgham (platform unknown): I love seeing the leaves change colors in Los Angeles in the fall.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
P.S. I Hate You P.S. I Love You P.S. You're Intolerable P.S. I Still Love You P.S. You're the Worst #NoEffort #FallTraitsABook #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame
Illustration of a barn owl with a couple pumpkins, some fall leaves, and a takeout coffee cup with a sleeve with a pumpkin on it.

Watermark is hard to decipher since part of it is obscured by the illustration. "Y Allen Designs" is clear. What letters precede it I can only guess. (Lily Allen Designs?)
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now We're Your Only Option, We Own You! #HonestBrandSlogans #WednesdayChocolateWars #HashtagGame 📷 owlcafeparadise on Twitter (wish they were here)
A scared-looking white-faced owl standing next to an amazon.co.jp gift card.
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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#HonestBrandSlogans is this week's #WednesdayChocolateWars #HashtagGame ! Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with @Indistarr.bsky.social @Vasego1.bsky.social and @WedChocWars.bsky.social ! (Clothing optional)
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This counts, right?🦉✨ #TheOnlySignLanguageIUse #WakeUpNFeelGood #HashtagGame
Two yellow diamond signs side by side. The left reads "DANGER" with a headless silhouette human running. The right shows an owl flying with the head in its claws  with the word "OWLS".
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#TheBestAmericanDishesAre not actually American. #FeelGoodDailies #HashtagGame 🦉: Seriously. I've been looking into some apparently uniquely American dishes, and besides the hamburger, I've never heard of most of them. And they look and sound absolutely disgusting.
Barn owl eyes closed, beak open like it's smiling, but someone's edited a slice of pizza in its mouth.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#IRechargeMyselfBy the usual way. Why?🔌🦉🦉🔌 #FeelGoodFreaks #HashtagGame
Two owls on a very low perch, an outlet is visible between them on the wall, with two plugs, each appearing to attach to an owl.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, this tag reminded me of this meme. It's more Hurl At a Hair Band. #HurlOnAHairMetalBand #TheWeeklyHumorist #HashtagGame 🦉<- Has heard of "hair metal band" but doesn't actually know what that is.
Text: I  threw 5 shoes, 3 broom whacks And Half a can of Raid extra power Turns out it's a hair clip

Image: A hair clip clipped to like the back of a sofa or something. The color and 4 claws on each side make it look like some sort of arachnoid creature.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#IDoNotTrustPeopleWho are chirpy in the morning. 🦜🔊🦉💢 #UnHostedHashTags #HashtagGame
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#TodayIsTheFirstDayOfAutumnSo take it up with climate change.🍦🦉💢 #FeelGoodDailies2 #HashtagGame 🦉<- Hot and angry. Again.
Vanilla ice cream cone that's been dipped in chocolate and rolled in chopped nuts, with two bites taken out and chocolate buttons inserted into the ice cream, so the effect looks like a barn owl.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeeeeaaaahhhhh... Probably best you don't know.🦉 #IHaveAUniqueTasteFor #FeelGoodEvenings #HashtagGame
Barn owl eating something pixelized. The original image is from dreamstime. You do NOT want to know what I've got that image named...
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