Reposted by BrianVeruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I want to set my clock back to 1993. 610226
Reposted by BrianDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 01/03/2026i wouldn’t say my sleep schedule is fucked, but it ain’t a virgin 0225
Reposted by Brianpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Scientists should invent a Good Day clock that counts down to everything being fine 371493241
Reposted by BrianMadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026You’re not special, I have accidentally said “byeeee, love you!!!!” to many on the phone. 161
Brian @bboy46012.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Drinking: We ain't even fucked up enough to turn them lose. 010
Reposted by BrianKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Therapist: what’s stressing you out? Me: yes 220767
Reposted by BrianDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I had no idea egos could suffer from internal bleeding 112040
Reposted by BrianMadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Over use of the word vibe might have destroyed its vibe. 0123
Reposted by BrianMadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Might fuck around and open a bakery called “Existential Bread”. 38033
Reposted by BrianMadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Them: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Me: that was just a pause for dramatic effect. 39736
Reposted by BrianMadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024What is it called when after sleeping some more, you want to sleep some more? 1310231
Reposted by BrianMadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I guess not being liked really sets you free too. 0165
Brian @bboy46012.bsky.social · 15/01/2026DefJam Tour 1988. Public Enemy with the S1W's on stage was momentous. Honorable Mentions, Fresh Fest 85 & 86. 010
Reposted by BrianJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Bored in your relationship? Say things you can't take back! 510721
Brian @bboy46012.bsky.social · 15/01/2026"Listen and understand! That ICE terrorist gang is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop... EVER! until you are dead!" 000
Reposted by BrianJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 09/12/2025HER: Listen, I think we should see other people. ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone. 448694
Brian @bboy46012.bsky.social · 09/12/2025So many connections with fantastic people are lost to prejudice. This is not the life I signed up for. 020
Brian @bboy46012.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I believe it was a misdemeanor talkin' bout a fly girl like I did. 000
Brian @bboy46012.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Any girl hogtied in Pasadena might be my type in this day and age. 011
Brian @bboy46012.bsky.social · 23/11/2025The one who does not appreciate music does not love life. 063
Brian @bboy46012.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Fairy Dust!media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his arms outstretched in front of a window .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his arms outstretched in front of a window . 000
Reposted by BrianJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 21/11/2025If you don't like seeing the world's worst people never brought to justice while amassing unbelievable wealth, I urge you to stop reading the news. 422451
Reposted by BrianJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Keep turning up that dial, Bluesky! You're doing great! 212723
Brian @bboy46012.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I have come to the life stage of leaving multiple tab searches open. 032
Reposted by BrianRebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Thinking back, Little Red Riding Hood saw a wolf in a nightgown and still said, “Grandma?” 0104
Reposted by BrianRebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I’ll never enjoy the holidays as much as Mariah Carey does, and I’m okay with that. 083
Reposted by BrianRebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 03/11/2025My mother waited, her mother waited, her mother’s mother waited until after Thanksgiving to decorate. I broke tradition with a strand of Christmas lights. 073
Reposted by BrianRebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 03/11/2025November’s only been here five minutes and it’s already too November. 0154
Reposted by BrianRebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Every day I wake up and choose to make things harder than they need to be. 061
Reposted by BrianRebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 05/11/202590s kids didn’t go to therapy. We just yelled “INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE” and kept it moving. 33914
Reposted by BrianUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I’ve been called charming, dangerous, and occasionally right. Two outta three ain’t bad. 082
Reposted by BrianUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 06/11/2025My last two brain cells just filed for divorce. 1229
Reposted by BrianUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Some call it middle age. I call it the intermission before Act II gets even weirder. 0129
Reposted by Brianash @ashhull.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Shhhh..quiet. I'm giving someone the silent treatment. 45821
Reposted by BrianQueen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 30/10/2025You ever read a headline "local man facing charges after being caught w/gun at airport" and your FIRST thought is "well I know who they voted for" 1816519
Reposted by BrianBliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 25/10/2025You’re either a breakfast person or not. There’s no in between. 4202
Reposted by BrianBliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Establish dominance by handing out candy canes to trick or treaters on Halloween. 3329
Reposted by BrianBliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Blame it on Rico… Suave. (Betcha that song is stuck in your head now, no?) 192
Reposted by BrianBliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 30/10/2025The valentine stuff is out at the store. You know so you can invite Cupid to Thanksgiving. 183
Reposted by BrianBliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Freak the neighbors out, get a giant Christmas stocking for your trick-or-treat candy. 1142
Reposted by BrianBliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Me, getting kidnapped: I could eat. 14914
