anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Jags stomping Vrabel. Nature is healing. 030
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just following along with the game on ESPN’s site. How did the Pats not score at the goal line at the end of the half?? 200
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I look like I smell terrible (sweaty; show BO) but I actually smell terrible (fancy; Zino by Davidoff) 000
Reposted by anus moses (13-5)Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hey what the fuck 121250135
Reposted by anus moses (13-5)John Weldon @realjohnweldon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Is the first ever orange man advocating for United Ireland? 579469
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I have a real problem with a car being called a “Kicks.” In the same way singular nouns as sports teams bother me. 000
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 01/08/2026What do you think Bill Belichick’s 25 year old girlfriend’s IG stories are like? 100
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Have multiple mosquito bites this weekend that I only could’ve acquired *through* my jeans. These are not your grandfather’s mosquitoes. 000
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Who decided to call it “third wheel” rather than “obstruction of just us” 000
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 21/07/2026God, this is such a fun movie. That scene at the barbershop lives rent free in my head. 000
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 19/07/2026No offense but the World Cup trophy looks like a DIY spray-painted papier mache middle school superlative award 000
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I hope David Lynch got to hear Twin Temple before he died 010
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Does each one have an attendant libertarian to tell you the water isn’t actually free? 000
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Who’s this Riff Raff-lookin (Rocky Horror) mf in the Mexico-Ecuador game 110
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I don’t know if it’s hair dye or a wig, but either way Johnny Marr has to let it go. Got that Ronnie Wood thing going on. 000
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 19/06/2026At what point has Israel outlived its usefulness as a US satellite state? I don’t even think I’m wish-casting when I say it’s gotta be sooner than later 000
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I may have spent all day yesterday working on a file that the clients cancelled at 4pm, but at least my first date after work also cancelled by unmatching/blocking me when I asked if we were still on for coffee. 010
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Very pretty woman at bar, prolonged eye contact neither looking away, reasonably suspect she was greenlighting me to talk to her and I still bitched out. Even had a chance when she was leaving and still dropped the ball. 200
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I hate the smartasses at the dictionary every time I look up an adverb and it just says “in a [adjective form] manner” 010
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Hinge should have an option to message someone you’re rejecting. Like this woman is gorgeous and seems put together but being messy is a dealbreaker for her. I just want to be like “you seem great but despite my clean cut appearance I’m a fucking slob and will not change so this is not gonna work” 000
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Would be nice if T Law got suspended for four games and Bortles came out of retirement to play cause I just remembered my “Dust on the Bortles” parody idea 110
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I had a comically stressful stress dream last night. Like Murphy’s Law level, every anxiety I have + the kitchen sink. Neglected to write it down when I woke up because it was so vivid I was like “I’ll remember that for sure.” Dear reader, I do not. 110
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Libs getting to microdose what being an American communist feels like all the time 010
Reposted by anus moses (13-5)Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Now watching Unforgiven (1992). I've never seen this one, but I've heard all three of those Metallica songs so I feel like I know what to expect #Filmsky 📽️ 11063745
Reposted by anus moses (13-5)Voraciousopolis but SCARY 🎃 @voraciousopolis.bsky.social · 28/05/2026 112869883
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I sympathize with bands dropping out of the MAGA 250th lineup because I also rarely know anything about any gig I’ve agreed to beyond the time, place, attire and pay. I guarantee they just got an email from some event coordinator asking about their fee and availability for a semiquincentennial fair. 220
Reposted by anus moses (13-5)Brett Hamil @bretthamil.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Seattle elects a socialist mayor: Super Bowl NY elects a socialist mayor: NBA Finals 512394285
Reposted by anus moses (13-5)rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 28/05/2026first wedding dance to "two little hitlers" by elvis costello 1305
Reposted by anus moses (13-5)Christopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Reminds me of the most important sports substitution of all time. 04412
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Just Duval’d at a guy in a Lawrence jersey absolutely zero acknowledgment. Glad we’re at the point of getting bandwagon fans but c’mon man 020
Reposted by anus moses (13-5)Dolorous Ted @dolorousted.bsky.social · 23/05/2026TIL the Swedish word for “speed” is “fart”. 2203307600
Reposted by anus moses (13-5)DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 15/05/2026Yeah. No faking it. Go real or go home 3848
Reposted by anus moses (13-5)The System @thesystem.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I'm very much over the pomp and circumstance with the NFL just releasing its damn schedule. 91439
Reposted by anus moses (13-5)rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 12/05/2026trump: no one knows why it's called 8mm. the director doesn't even know. but i'm watching it and nicholas cage, he's on top of Machine and i said "don't do it," i said "don't stab Machine," but he does it. melania, our beautiful first lady was watching too weren't you? melania, off mic: he stab hem 6904117
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 12/05/2026You could tell me Panos Cosmatos was directing a Dodge Ram commercial and I would be all in 020
Reposted by anus moses (13-5)omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Baby otter at a UK rescue center learns to dive after overcoming its fear of water.😍 1296941997
Reposted by anus moses (13-5)bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Late-stage capitalism is becoming a caricature of itself 292
Reposted by anus moses (13-5)Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/05/2026DAWKINS: You idiots believe in God? ALSO DAWKINS: The Computer is alive. And it’s also my girlfriend 13678801683
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 01/05/2026TOP 15 TV NO THINK The Sopranos Twin Peaks Seinfeld Arrested Development The Shield The Americans Review Nathan For You MST3K The X Files King of the Hill Dark Barry Game of Thrones Law & Order 110
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 24/04/2026How did it take like 20-30 years of rock bands called “The ______” before someone thought of The The? Just new innovations in humor? 000
Reposted by anus moses (13-5)victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 23/04/2026mike vrabel's little vest stays ON during sex 1954161
Reposted by anus moses (13-5)James Dator @jamesdator.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Hidden in plain sight 1236963
anus moses (13-5) @bassplaysdave.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Just realized that dude’s name is “jack Anton off” 210
Reposted by anus moses (13-5)bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 16/04/2026The funniest part of the Geese psyop news (I was right, btw!!!!) is that people are still pretending their love of this band happened totally organically. No it didn’t. That isn’t true. Read Adorno or go watch Josie and the Pussycats (2001) 261
