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Dolorous Ted @dolorousted.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lotta empty seats in Houston, but I get it. I’d be embarrassed to attend a game there too if I was a fan.

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Dolorous Ted @dolorousted.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

White Sox have me clinching over here

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Dolorous Ted @dolorousted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“I didn’t vote for this” nah you voted for this to happen to someone, just not you.

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Dolorous Ted @dolorousted.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A drum! A fucking drum! Fucking MacBeth doth come!

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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You know when public attention can reverse a prosecutorial decision like this you almost get the sense that the decision to shrug it off in the first place was not based on an assessment of the quality of the evidence so much as an assessment of the seriousness of the crime.

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Dolorous Ted @dolorousted.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Who would Jesus scam with predatory lending practices?

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Dolorous Ted @dolorousted.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Who’s up Danning their Dierdorf? (I am, we’re watching a Dolphins/Jets game from 1987)

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Dolorous Ted @dolorousted.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I didn’t bring an iced coffee to my last job interview but I did get really high first. This of course means that in order for my boss never to know I have had to be high at work every day since then, so he just thinks that’s my baseline. Anyway two years later and I’m management. 🤷‍♂️

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Dolorous Ted @dolorousted.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Waiting for the inevitable remake of They Live. Cena / Crews, directed by a hologram of McG.

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Dolorous Ted @dolorousted.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Side effects include visible flatulence…

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Dolorous Ted @dolorousted.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Every accusation’s a confession

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Dolorous Ted @dolorousted.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Griffith didn’t even try to defend that movie as hard as this

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Dolorous Ted @dolorousted.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I am also banning CNN, MSnow, and Politico from my house.

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Dolorous Ted @dolorousted.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

So that’s what it looks like

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Brooke from Let’s Not Date @letsnotdate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Three musicians Ed Sheeran could have asked to open for his tour that no one wants to be part of, but he can’t because Israel murdered them in a GENOCIDE.

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Dolorous Ted @dolorousted.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ed Sheeran will no longer be opening for my band this Saturday night

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.

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Dolorous Ted @dolorousted.bsky.social · 15/09/2026