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@basedranchdressing.bsky.social
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addicted to increasing my digital footprint. political econ, security, IR, shitposting. originally midwestern, now that DC bitch you think you hate. she/her, a shade of brown.

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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
some guy just asked me out via linkedin and his followup message was that research I shared (like publicly on my linkedin) by my colleagues is bad. why in the world are men
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
theyre calling it the asian grindset debate lmfaooooo
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
grateful to work somewhere that I can be in socks in internal meetings
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
on the other site theyre doing discourse about indian american striver culture whatever & im not going to participate nor can I say this w my government name but I was stoned out of my mind every day for my last 2 years of college & I graduated w honors so I think this is all a skill issue for them
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
joseph pilates was obviously the kind of guy who liked naming stuff after himself but it is genuinely funny he went with "pilates V" instead of what is basically universally known in dance and movement as "first position"
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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A tweet saying “Matcha pilates in bali before a labubu rave” being quoted by someone who posted a picture of Jabba the Hutt.
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
how does zara larsson move Like That
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Micheál Keane @aexia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
runtimewire.com
Scoop: America.gov hid a Minecraft poem and a FirstGov throwback in its chatbot
RuntimeWire found two working Easter eggs in the government AI site's public code, plus a third trigger built around the Konami code.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And once again, real harms imposed on real people must be set aside until after real damage is done in order to privilege the unproven right of Trump to impose those harms
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
theres a lot about the Cornell thing that I dont really want to talk about but. people on instagram/tiktok talking about "grapists" make me want to kill myself
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Believe it or not, a lot of people do not have to-do lists. And the the lists many of them have are not structured for an ai agent to be helpful. This isn’t groundbreaking. If you have ever watched the evening news or read even a single story about people who aren’t like you, it is pretty basic
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/09/2026
Raspberries should hold the place in culinary culture that strawberries do and I’m tired of pretending otherwise
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

Anthony Aguero Live
Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

@mt ... . 1d

@Anth ... . 1d
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
traipsing around the commanders city looking for texans and lions games playing at the same time
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
just me and my emotional support brandon sanderson books against the world
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"explain your work to me like im 5" "so we do quantum [acronym idk] that does cyber and [acronym] and security and we design architectures that [words]" hey man im a drink and a half in what the fuck are you talking about
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
im a bit much but its funny when a guy used to commanding a room/being the only person confident/rude enough to interrupt ppl meets me. buddy ill command the room cuz im hot & love talking about myself, then, importantly, ending my monologue with a question to someone else. which these men never do.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
i understand the temptation to gaze into the abyss that is the mind of the undecided regretful trump voter but i think doing so via those nyt panel articles actively takes a year off your life. like you come out of reading it exactly one biological year older
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 21/09/2026
LOGGING ON
close up of an exasperated Dana Scully captioned 

[ Disgusted Sigh ]
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
time to play "am I tired because im depressed or because of the fascism"
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
was going to tweet something funny about a friend's experience but realized the information would make it relatively easy to narrow down who it is if you know ball and thats DC babeyyyyyyyyyy anyway trust it was funny
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 14/09/2026
it really feels like we're hurdling towards something meaningfully breaking and everyone is just waiting to find out what it is
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
discourse du jour on twitter is theres pics of brown kids at a UT game and chuds are mad cuz Americas being taken away from them or whatever but whats even more upsetting is brown ppl who are like, "we assimilated :/ what more do u want :/" my brown brothers they will always hate us. sorry.
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
finally a regular enough at the bar to be razzed by the bartenders. fortunately the razzing is about how much i love their crispy leeks. its true i do love the crispy leeks
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas.
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
involuntarily said "what the fuck" out loud because I mean, what the fuck?
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
idk man everyone jumping on slotkin saying americans were united after 9/11. like, yeah, ofc its not true, but she and people like her *feel* it was true. the experience of brown americans is and was foreign to them. im like. not surprised she said that. and im a brown from michigan!
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was unfamiliar until recently with the story of Father Mychal Judge, a gay priest who became the first recorded casualty of 9/11 while administering last rites in the lobby of the North Tower. There is an effort to canonize him, which would make him the first openly gay saint in history.
thelettersfromleo.com
Father Mychal Judge, Gay Franciscan Killed in the North Tower, Could Be 9/11’s First Saint
The first recorded death at Ground Zero would become the first known gay person canonized a saint in the Catholic Church’s history.
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
HE PAINTED IT I AM HOOTING AND HOLLERING
a screenshot of an instagram post from George w Bush where he painted the infamous photo of him being informed that a second plane has hit the tower
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
what is the professional way of saying "respectfully i dont care about your opinion and im gonna do this thing anyway"
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 17/03/2025
9/11 has got to be the number 1 single most successful attack in all of human history. totally destroyed the psyche of the worlds most powerful empire and 2 decades later it throws away its own hegemony desperately clawing to regain the confidence it lost
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Stop stop stop treating this $5k check thing like it’s real. It’s just…not.
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this is perhaps the funnest fact
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 10/09/2026
fun fact: 69.420% of the (non-leap) year is 9/11 at 9:11am
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i saw some commentary on here about how one never sees Charlie Kirk anymore in a serious context, and it made me feel the need to take y’all on a short walk through the halls of congress one year after his death i only made it past about half of their offices bc I only had like 40 mins at lunch but
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It can’t be appreciated enough how uninterested republicans are in actually governing
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Kevin Collins @kwcollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The credibility of anything that the president promises to do, no matter how plausible or implausible, if his party retains a majority of both chambers of Congress, should be viewed through the fact that his party currently has a majority of both chambers and hasn't done that thing
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not just done nothing, but on track to be the most unproductive Congress *of all time*
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/09/2026
we probably need to do something about the millenarian cult inside silicon valley that controls tens or hundreds of billions of dollars and self-selects for depressed sociopaths when deciding how to allocate that money
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
at a party tonight and some ppl were talking shit about someone i realized is a mutual on the hellsite and not only that but I thought said mutual was like, a real expert dude (ofc its a dude) but it turns out me and dude are the same age with similar experience and that is NOT expertise LMAO
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
remember, umich is always in the wrong
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
that wsj article on fetterman is crazy and also I feel like we need to talk more about how he only wears a suit for netenyahu
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
coworker is in china but I suppose its unprofessional and inappropriate to ask them to bring me cigarettes back :/
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ive gotten myself onto kyrgyz world nomad games instagram and its pretty cool over there
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A powerful message by three distinguished former Coast Guard officers with several decades of experience. On the one year anniversary of U.S. boat strikes. America’s War on Drug Smugglers at Sea Is Unlawful—and It Is Failing Must Read www.justsecurity.org/155570/ameri...
justsecurity.org
America's War on Drug Smugglers at Sea Is Unlawful—and It Is Failing
U.S. strikes against alleged drug-trafficking vessels mark an unlawful expansion of military force into a law enforcement mission.
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