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@basedranchdressing.bsky.social
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addicted to increasing my digital footprint. political econ, security, IR, shitposting. originally midwestern, now that DC bitch you think you hate. she/her, a shade of brown.

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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 50m
navy friend posted his 9 books and the only book by a woman is atlas shrugged 😭
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I told him thats a rude thing to say, he said "im an upfront guy" and i said I have a boyfriend and also ""being upfront"" isnt a free pass to be insulting. stay tuned
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
some guy just asked me out via linkedin and his followup message was that research I shared (like publicly on my linkedin) by my colleagues is bad. why in the world are men
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
theyre calling it the asian grindset debate lmfaooooo
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
grateful to work somewhere that I can be in socks in internal meetings
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
imagine my surprise when I got a real person job and learned I couldnt and more importantly shouldnt be high all the time :/ growing up is annoying :/
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean i was also super depressed but boy if I wasnt sucking down a long paper spliff at 8am before heading off to class lmao
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
on the other site theyre doing discourse about indian american striver culture whatever & im not going to participate nor can I say this w my government name but I was stoned out of my mind every day for my last 2 years of college & I graduated w honors so I think this is all a skill issue for them
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
joseph pilates was obviously the kind of guy who liked naming stuff after himself but it is genuinely funny he went with "pilates V" instead of what is basically universally known in dance and movement as "first position"
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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A tweet saying “Matcha pilates in bali before a labubu rave” being quoted by someone who posted a picture of Jabba the Hutt.
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
how does zara larsson move Like That
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Micheál Keane @aexia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
runtimewire.com
Scoop: America.gov hid a Minecraft poem and a FirstGov throwback in its chatbot
RuntimeWire found two working Easter eggs in the government AI site's public code, plus a third trigger built around the Konami code.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And once again, real harms imposed on real people must be set aside until after real damage is done in order to privilege the unproven right of Trump to impose those harms
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
theres a lot about the Cornell thing that I dont really want to talk about but. people on instagram/tiktok talking about "grapists" make me want to kill myself
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
most life things, I would argue
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Believe it or not, a lot of people do not have to-do lists. And the the lists many of them have are not structured for an ai agent to be helpful. This isn’t groundbreaking. If you have ever watched the evening news or read even a single story about people who aren’t like you, it is pretty basic
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/09/2026
Raspberries should hold the place in culinary culture that strawberries do and I’m tired of pretending otherwise
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

Anthony Aguero Live
Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

@mt ... . 1d

@Anth ... . 1d
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
traipsing around the commanders city looking for texans and lions games playing at the same time
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
just me and my emotional support brandon sanderson books against the world
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh I was never illusioned in the first place but the events are funny and occasionally interesting and I get free shit and i love attention so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"explain your work to me like im 5" "so we do quantum [acronym idk] that does cyber and [acronym] and security and we design architectures that [words]" hey man im a drink and a half in what the fuck are you talking about
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
perhaps I should not have told someone I had just met that his pitch of his work is bad, but, it was fucking terrible and hes the government contract development guy. dude im afraid you're bad at your job if you cant explain to ME what any of that shit is
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the whiskey was fancy and they ordered pizza and most of them wanted my linkedin (lol) so anyway whatever I do enjoy my stupid girlboss dc life I guess
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
anyway i went to a pretentious ass DC foreign policy defense closed door situation and these mfs were sooooo impressed i drink whiskey and carry a conversation and then I could see the film come over their eyes when I off handedly but relevantly mentioned my boyfriend so. alright.
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
im a bit much but its funny when a guy used to commanding a room/being the only person confident/rude enough to interrupt ppl meets me. buddy ill command the room cuz im hot & love talking about myself, then, importantly, ending my monologue with a question to someone else. which these men never do.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
i understand the temptation to gaze into the abyss that is the mind of the undecided regretful trump voter but i think doing so via those nyt panel articles actively takes a year off your life. like you come out of reading it exactly one biological year older
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
journal factory exploded
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 21/09/2026
LOGGING ON
close up of an exasperated Dana Scully captioned 

[ Disgusted Sigh ]
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
time to play "am I tired because im depressed or because of the fascism"
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I really said tweet huh. its all tweets. always has been
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
was going to tweet something funny about a friend's experience but realized the information would make it relatively easy to narrow down who it is if you know ball and thats DC babeyyyyyyyyyy anyway trust it was funny
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 14/09/2026
it really feels like we're hurdling towards something meaningfully breaking and everyone is just waiting to find out what it is
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
also makes me sad bc I already know I'm unironically and truly a better american than all those chuds. you dont need to prove anything to racists anons online. grow up guys come on
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
trying to pander to racist anonymous blue checks is futile. they will never, ever accept us, even if we're getting blackout drunk at a football game at one of the most racist american state schools in the country. stop trying
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
discourse du jour on twitter is theres pics of brown kids at a UT game and chuds are mad cuz Americas being taken away from them or whatever but whats even more upsetting is brown ppl who are like, "we assimilated :/ what more do u want :/" my brown brothers they will always hate us. sorry.
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
finally a regular enough at the bar to be razzed by the bartenders. fortunately the razzing is about how much i love their crispy leeks. its true i do love the crispy leeks
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas.
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
involuntarily said "what the fuck" out loud because I mean, what the fuck?
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
oh phew ok 😭
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hey man you can do whatever you want, im not stopping you
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
oh ok then
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
idk man everyone jumping on slotkin saying americans were united after 9/11. like, yeah, ofc its not true, but she and people like her *feel* it was true. the experience of brown americans is and was foreign to them. im like. not surprised she said that. and im a brown from michigan!
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was unfamiliar until recently with the story of Father Mychal Judge, a gay priest who became the first recorded casualty of 9/11 while administering last rites in the lobby of the North Tower. There is an effort to canonize him, which would make him the first openly gay saint in history.
thelettersfromleo.com
Father Mychal Judge, Gay Franciscan Killed in the North Tower, Could Be 9/11’s First Saint
The first recorded death at Ground Zero would become the first known gay person canonized a saint in the Catholic Church’s history.
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
HE PAINTED IT I AM HOOTING AND HOLLERING
a screenshot of an instagram post from George w Bush where he painted the infamous photo of him being informed that a second plane has hit the tower
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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exactly like other girls @basedranchdressing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
what is the professional way of saying "respectfully i dont care about your opinion and im gonna do this thing anyway"
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 17/03/2025
9/11 has got to be the number 1 single most successful attack in all of human history. totally destroyed the psyche of the worlds most powerful empire and 2 decades later it throws away its own hegemony desperately clawing to regain the confidence it lost
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