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lil pineapple

@baseballthots.bsky.social
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baseball shitposting bisexual virgo - my intrusive thoughts, for you ⚾️🏈🏀🏒✌🏻

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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I don’t wanna brag but the student psychologist I met with today said I was a remarkable case and made his day 💅🏼
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Help the free sampler perfume I got smells like my ex gf
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Remember how Drake dissed the Dodgers before Game 6?
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 02/11/2025
I’m still processing this
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Fuck George springer bro 🥰
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
My exes always texting during game 7 like not now
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
MR does not like Max tbh
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Men who treated me awful are also the ones who won’t go away when I cut them off. Bro leave me alone I haven’t seen you in 15 years 😭 I don’t want to now either
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Most of my old baseball Twitter friends are in relationships now and it’s really cute seeing everyone grown and happy
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Josh Thomas @joshthomas.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
tonight’s jays/dodgers game is a classic matchup, it’s the heterochromic vs the homophobic
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Bryan Kephart @thundercrat.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Still the greatest moment in the history of Dodgers-Blue Jays games was when Cody's pants fell down
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Everyone’s MAGA grandpa in line at the pharmacy today. Wonder what they’re paying?
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
My brother is getting married on my bday because he forgot it’s my bday
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Everyone’s Crochet parlay is fucked
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
i absolutely do not agree with recording strangers in public and allowing the internet to doxx them and ruin their lives. that being said, i do find the CEO/HR lady cheating drama very funny, because i am a bad person. two things can be true
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
[game show announcer voice] who’s ready to vanish into a mysterious fog
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Asked boyfriend to name a Met (“his team”) and he said Mickey Mantle
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I loooove LAaaaa
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Michael Clair @michaelclair.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
would baseball be better if the bases made a soft moaning sound whenever a player slid into them
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Not me tho
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Got seated next to the six straightest people I ever saw at Pride Night
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Mike Walker @newnarrative.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
‘Other states are next’: California Gov. Gavin Newsom addresses nation in speech against Trump time.com/7293071/gavi...
time.com
Newsom Warns ‘Other States Are Next’ in Speech Against Trump
The California Governor addressed the nation as he pushed back against Trump’s response to unrest in L.A.
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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize
Stormtrooper-ass looking cops standing in front of a giant donut.
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Stella ✨ @iamwhatyousay.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
there is so much happening around the world and i feel so small and powerless. the sunday scaries are too much right now.
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
A Californian seeing DC tacos
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Are You Sick Jonah Maiava GIF
ALT: Are You Sick Jonah Maiava GIF
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
7 years sober today. Never give up, you got this!
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Boyfriend has Apple TV, no one tell him that's why I started dating him
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
be kinder to yourself today, you idiot
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
We met a Tigers fan and he’s been so nice to us and bought us drinks 😭😭😭
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
the most unrealistic physical aspect of the kool-aid man is that there is no undissolved sugar at the bottom of his 'body'
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Get you a man who babysits your dog when you’re in Japan
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Just the essentials
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
cropped screenshot from yakuza 5 (2012) of Taiga Saejima having a conversation with celebrity chef Tatsuya Kawagoe (who exists in real life)

SAEJIMA: So, cooking is a combination of ingredients? I'll try remembering that when I eat.
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treykerby @treykerby.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
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Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The WHATTTTT
Front of Florida Marlins program with five hitters and the title "THE MIAMI POUND MACHINE"
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Sorry this account sucks now
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
reporter: what do you know about alcatraz? trump: it’s in roku city. next question
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
This man sat with me and helped scrape my gel polish off last night
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Hat supremacy
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
theres no better feeling than when your vibes based hating turns into facts based hating
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Things are going pretty good ❤️
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Wow just spotted the world’s oldest Cybertruck.
An SUV with a placard for “Free Our Fathers”
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
you're telling me a restraining made this order?
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lil pineapple @baseballthots.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
He bought me a super fancy tennis racquet and strung it himself for me 😩 I'm being spoiled
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🦊.quiet.ink @quiet.ink · 29/04/2025
i'm mostly not out here just to repost memes, but this is in fact a photograph of me soooo
a photograph of a cat, overlaid with the words: "stop using chatgpt i can also give you misinformation and i'm beautiful"
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