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Collin Tuck

@barhaid.bsky.social
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Giant robot and comic book connoisseur. Father, brewer, TTRPG dork. Playing this game on “easy” mode; cis-het he/him. What else? Oh, here’s something; we are A NATION OF IMMIGRANTS. I don’t skeet often, but when I do it’s still skeeting.

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 18h
Gonna start my own motorcycle gang, but for people that don’t have motorcycles and enjoy TTRPG’s
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 17h
I have never ever understood this phrase because to me it has always sounded like "get a gun and you can be a complete asshole and ppl will put up with it in case you shoot them" like if you need to be armed to get ppl to be nice to you maybe you should just go fix your fucking personality chad
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
[going through the desert] ME: what’s your name? HORSE: don’t have one ME: I’m gonna call you Clippy Cloppy HORSE: you will not
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Collin Tuck @barhaid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait; that accent is supposed to be Scottish??? Where the eff is Posh Scotland?!
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Collin Tuck @barhaid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dungeon Devils local #258 reporting in!
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my multitudes are anything but contained
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
A PSA style comic
Big text at the top says
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
Call 1-888-SKELETON today"

In the center, there's a concerned looking person holding a phone while skeletons that look sort of like the skeletons from the Silly Symphonies cartoon The Skeleton Dance dance in the background.
The person says to the phone
"is this 1-888-skeleton?"
"Yes, we have skeleton," comes the reply.
"I don't understand- do you get rid of the skeletons or bring more skeletons?"
"Yes," says the operator.
"What? D... D... Damnit," says the caller.

Big text at the bottom says "operators are standing by! Call now!"
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A deep cut joke for you movie nerds via Brian Akey
Pinhead holding the lament configuration with the caption, "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion," a line from the film Donnie Darko.
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Doctor Strange has a segment every episode teaching kids about basic health tips and how to avoid magic monsters THE LIZARD AND THE WIZARD
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Illuminated @illuminatedcomics.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It came to me in a dream. #comics
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*I don't mean storm the Vatican or anything; just launch a parallel AI Pope, and let it write the encyclicals and perform the ceremonies etc, and see if, in the long run, you don't like it a lot better
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dave Brubeck’s 1960’s Connecticut home was as cool as his music.
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Norwescon @norwescon.org · 01/10/2026
Tell us in the comments below. #norwescon #NWC50
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Collin Tuck @barhaid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Local Weirdos Celebrating
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 29/09/2026
“If she wants to continue being the Starbucks mascot in the Volunteer State, she’s gonna have to volunteer showing her seajunk to someone who can confirm if and where she has a mochacloaca.”
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHAT HAPPEN?
What Happen
When someone wonders "What happen?"
Roll 2D6
On 10+: GOOD HAPPEN!
ON 7-9: SO SO HAPPEN
ON 6-: BAD HAPPEN

POWERED BY APOCALYPSE

Various bad doodles attached.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
unfortunately your AI program (human employee) reacted to being prompted (asked to send an email) in a way we did not anticipate (didn't do it)
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 27/09/2026
Goodnight. "A Japanese belief says that if you can’t sleep at night, it’s because you’re awake in the dream of someone else." www.dreams.co.uk/sleep-matter...
 a traditional Japanese Buddhist monk walking down a misty stone path while holding an orange wagasa (traditional paper umbrella) c1900.
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Tikaka @tikaka.art · 26/09/2026
Every click a wonder! #kobold #oc:Torkku
Three panel comic of my koboldsona Torkku.
Text reads "me on my puter"
Torkku squinting at a monitor "oh? An adult content label? Show your secrets!" As it clicks with the mouse.
Middle panel Torkku just going "ooh!"
Last panel Torkku looks into camera "that is a penis!"
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Mx. Moz @mleelunsford.com · 15/09/2026
Old concept I tried that I wanted to try again on. Print available here: mleelunsford-shop.fourthwall.com/products/whe...
A parody Scooby-Doo piece trying to look like a 1960's thriller movie poster
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
People don't know this but Peter Parker is an anagram of "Spider-man" if you change some of the letters
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026
"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard!
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
*Seal Intensifies*
6 panel comic

P1: Batman stares at a criminal looking type. There is a look less of anger, but more of disappointment on the former's face. A bright full moon fills the sky behind them

P2: The Batting Man lens in closer to the criminal...

P3: ...clossssssser...

P4: with a "SMEK," Der Fledermaus plants a gentle smooch on the criminal's mouth. The criminal's eyes go wide.

P5: bahmun leans back, with the same unreadable look on his face. The criminal's mouth is agape.

P6: Billionaire Man is now skyward, using his grappling hook to leave the scene, silhouetted by the moon. The criminal is stocksyill with shock at what has happened
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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sentinels but they put AI in there & they’re just picking up jugglers and street magicians and the Harlem Globetrotters etc. MVP at company softball? Bam, sentinels get you. Hot-dog-eating contest winner? Sentinels get you. Forget the garbage but your hear the truck & get it to the curb? Sentinels
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Space Reacher
Reb Brown as David Ryder (and many other names) in SPACE MUTINY)
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Collin Tuck @barhaid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m stilll looking forward to MM and Sentry looking side-eye at each other.
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Collin Tuck @barhaid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That pic is FANTASTIC
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FunHouse Radio @funhouseradio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
► FunHouseRadio.com <- TUNE Like this #meme? Try the #stream.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I challenge the BBC to hire me as the showrunner: I whose only familiarity with the characters or the storyline is having played the pinball game a lot and almost certainly being better at it than anyone you know
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Collin Tuck @barhaid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Damn you for beating me at all my favorite games! 😁
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Collin Tuck @barhaid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love him like family, but god DAMN he had issues!
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Herr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've got a restraining order on that little fucker, he has to stay thirty-five years away at all times.
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Jess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"You dance 'cause you want to! You leave your friends behind! You go where you want to--someplace nobody knows about! And then you act like you come from out this world, like some kind of cazzo alien! You leave everything far behind! Where'd you learn this, hah? Hah?"
"I learned it by watching you, Dad!"
*lingering shot on Dad's face*
*credits roll* "Partnership for a Men Without Hats-Free America"
(The original PSA will be 40 years old in 2027. You're welcome!)
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 15/09/2026
“Kraft called him after my controversial ‘Free America’ post in support of free speech and voting rights and said he had to drop me. Ed told me that the words had also hurt a lot of people he spoke with who feel safer when certain people don’t have constitutional rights or human rights in general."
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A freestanding shelf is filled with plushies and stuffed animals. Elephants, bears, dolls, little horses, etc. Everyone is wearing a pink bow on their head, except for one: A tiny man, smaller than the rest of the group, hiding on the top shelf without his bow. A woman, who is not tiny and wearing a matching bow, stands next to her shelf of stuffed animals. She looks at the floor and sees that one of the bows has been thrown to the ground. “Looks like someone’s not wearing their bow,” she says. Her cat looks up at the top shelf, giving away the tiny man’s position. 
Reader, we can’t be certain what happens next but there will likely be a punishment for bow removal. Also, let me tell you that while I like this piece, the line work bugs me a little. This is an older one and looking at it now I have to say that it’s too precise compared to some other drawings. Sometimes when I’m trying to add more details or multiple characters, I tend to slow down and be too deliberate with my lines. That’s not a bad thing but I prefer lines that indicate shape or at least feel spontaneous so there’s more energy. I’ve gotta trust myself when drawing and just let it rip. Of course it really doesn’t matter but at the same time it matters so much. We move on. We try again. Also, I’m going to make plush animals. I’m working on it.
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BlackRabbit or SinisterRabbit @blackrabbitden.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Chicken in the woods mushroom and a real chicken fusion. #chicken #mushroom #creaturedesign #monsterart #monster #art #digitalart #illustration #blueskyart #artistonbluesky #bird
Chicken in the woods mushroom and an actual chicken monster fusion digital art.
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Collin Tuck @barhaid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think Styracosaurus. The fanciest lad of the triceratops group! You can do so much with that spiky neck frill.
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have just learned of a new Demolition Derby event where a pickup truck drives ahead of all the cars with a trailer attached (ramp down) and all of the others bash and race each other to be the first one to successfully drive onto the trailer and park the car Humanity is beautiful
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There’s nothing in the rulebook that says that Scott Summers’ dad can’t be a raccoon.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/09/2026
You know, when you find out that the art you like is made by people you've learned hold views you find wholly repugnant, I don't think you need to disavow ever having enjoyed the art. It's okay to acknowledge you liked or loved that art, but are now putting it aside. That was then, this is now.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Conversations with the 9yo DM: Me: The desert hag tells you her name is Ham. 9yo DM: What kind of hag is named Ham?! That is ridiculous. Me: What? Who doesn’t like a Ham Sand Witch?
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
CAPS LOCK STUCK ENTIRE STARSHIP
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
MARVEL VS DC THREAD Captain Marvel VS Power Girl, who is better at running a softball league?
A drawing of the Carol Danvers Captain Marvel Power Girl drawn by Amanda Connors
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Collin Tuck @barhaid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well dang, guess there really is a Northwest accent. mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
Dialect map of the continental US,
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As the River Casta pools into Ashcourt, ghosts of boats long lost to deep water graves can still be glimpsed. Brackish flicker phantom still plying former routes, reappearing at old mooring posts. Spirit fleets floating on temporal tides. – #DAKilroy
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One of my fave micro-genres of horror is "unspeakable thing trying really hard to pass for something normal, and getting it like 87% right." Stephen King's "From a Buick 8." The backrooms. Ancient fables where the devil/witches look human except for one hoof. Mimicry is predator stuff. OMINOUS.
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