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Father of the Redwyrmling (9yo DM) - On a mission to bring love, kindness, and wholesome content to the internet - He/Him Read: wyrmden.com/blog Listen: open.spotify.com/artist/3QCBxfkbknZ… Subscribe: patreon.com/redwyrm

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M. Allen Hall @mallenhall.com · 29/09/2026
After two years of writing adventure modules, I'm jumping back into journaling games! Wizard Mind Palace is a game about preparing for an epic quest, meant to capture the vibe of Gandalf sipping tea while poring over dusty tomes and scrolls. Coming to Kickstarter next month.
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Coming soon: Wizard Mind Palace: Solo Journaling Roleplaying Game
You are a wizard that must repair their corrupted memories in order to complete an epic quest.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
32 years ago I was at Vibes record store in down town state college at midnight waiting in line to buy this record.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: Want to combine DnD and Magic the Gathering? Me: Aren’t they already pretty closely related? 9yo DM: We could have our characters play magic…
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: What Metallica song do you think fits our DnD campaign the best? Me: Lots of dream-world influence, so Enter Sandman fits well. 9yo DM: They’re all addicted to the dream dust, so Master of Puppets works better. Me: I see you are excited about the tour.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Look what I found in our window well last night trying hard to get out. Adding this guy to the list of animals that have gotten trapped down there… Bunny, snake, voles, mice, birds.
Tiny kitten sitting in a window well last night
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TTRPGkids ➡️ Gamehole Con @ttrpgkids.com · 17/09/2026
Hello! I'm Steph, and I've been running TTRPGkids for 5+ years! I'm a bit camera shy, but this also kind of felt like the right time to do a video hello. I'm looking forward to sharing more with you soon (like StoryGuider readalouds for kids) so stay tuned, and, as always, happy gaming!
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My 20yo self would be like… “You are married to that beautiful girl I just met? You’ve been together for 30 years? You have the coolest kid in the world? You still play DnD and Magic with the boys? Epic!”
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: The dwarf says, “How do you like your new baby beard?” Me: Vorgan says, “I didn’t like it at first, but…” 9yo DM: No! Me: “But it grew on me.”
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Conversations with the 9yo DM: Me: The desert hag tells you her name is Ham. 9yo DM: What kind of hag is named Ham?! That is ridiculous. Me: What? Who doesn’t like a Ham Sand Witch?
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Conversations with the 9yo DM: Me: The desert hag tells you her name is Ham. 9yo DM: What kind of hag is named Ham?! That is ridiculous. Me: What? Who doesn’t like a Ham Sand Witch?
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Stealing this but for Magic or DnD. Every like gets one mtg or DnD take from a 9yo kid until he gets bored.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
9yo: Game stores should have a box of free cards where you can donate your extra cards. Like a little free library for mtg.
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Daddy Rolled A 1 @daddyrolleda1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you played D&D around 1980, were Basic D&D and AD&D really two separate games? TSR's answer changed over time. That made me think about what players were actually doing at their own tables. My full video is now live: youtu.be/f30hIRvPqoI
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Stealing this but for Magic or DnD. Every like gets one mtg or DnD take from a 9yo kid until he gets bored.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: Time travel is weird to DM. Me: It’s weird in real life too. 9yo DM: What? Me: Let me show you something <twitches and jerks heads to the side>… um… actually I can’t show you that. It doesn’t turn out well for you. 9yo DM: Daddy!!
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: Do you think that spell components should be based on value? Me: What do you mean? 9yo DM: Like a “diamond worth 200gp”… Me: What do you think? 9yo DM: Well you just crashed the economy. Inflation is high and a 200gp diamond is tiny.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: Kenobi!!!!
Picture of General Grievous drawn by the wyrmling.
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Works of Whimsy Studios @worksofwhimsy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I had a dream that I met Brennan Lee Mulligan and Izzy Roland. They were so nice and they bought one of my Spire lamps and showed it to people. Then I got a ton of orders and was able to pay off things and it was wonderful. That was a really good dream.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A couple new spells from the wyrmling…
Daze: You rip into an extended lute solo and daze any target within hearing range. They stand transfixed until you finish the solo at which point they are eitherBand-aid: This cantrip stops the Bleeding of a minor cut and makes the target feel a little better giving them a d4 inspiration dice.

there. All better!
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William W. Connors (Saba) @williamwconnors.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In my games, I use SMAC0 - SMite Armor Class 0. You are welcome to do the same.
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Cat Smack
ALT: Cat Smack
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The wyrmling has been studying the history of Metal, and he wants to know your favorite Metal band.
Death metal drawing by the wyrmling.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The wyrmling has been studying the history of Metal, and he wants to know your favorite Metal band.
Death metal drawing by the wyrmling.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: Do you think 5e is better than AD&D? Me: The rules are better, but the nostalgia makes AD&D more fun. 9yo DM: Is 5e better than 3e? Me: Same answer. 9yo DM: What about 4e? Me: I have no nostalgia for 4e.
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Squirrel Lord @lithrian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really need to get off my butt and get my new #D&D campaign set up on Roll20. Not going to start for a few weeks yet, but I really should get maps and stuff set up so I'm not scrambling when we do start And need to build some monsters. Once again using ideas from @redwyrm.bsky.social .
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: Check out these awesome homemade magic cards… Me: I wish I had as much time as you do. These are amazing.
Four homemade mtg cards. Four homemade mtg cards. Four homemade mtg cards. Four homemade mtg cards.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: Do you want to go through all the monsters in the monster manual and help me change the challenge ratings? Me: Why in the… why would you ever want to do that? 9yo DM: It sounds fun. None of them are right, and they need some work.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“What’s the dumbest reason that someone on the internet got mad at you?” I posted something my kid said while DMing a game, and it was pretty funny.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Not many bands sound better live than they do on the recording… but St Paul & The Broken Bones were amazing live. What a great show! And the wyrmling ended up with two picks, a set list, and a broken drum stick delivered by the drummer himself after the show!
Broken drum stick, guitar picks, and a set list from St Paul & the Broken Bones show in Park City.
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Dungeons With Plumbing (Runic Press) @dndwithplumbing.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
With the upcoming 5th volume, we've created an incredible 1000 Slightly Useful Items. Want to see some examples? 1 like = 1 trinklet from the original book. 1 Repost = 1 trinklet from the final book.
The front cover of 200 Slightly More Useful Items, The Final Countdown (the F in Final is replaced by a number 5). The image shows a seated, bearded man tinkering with something in his hand in some kind of workshop.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The wyrmling has been preparing for this day for several months. He made hundreds of homemade Magic the Gathering cards and we played all afternoon. Goblins versus Demons and it was a wonderfully fun time.
Two sets of homemade Magic the Gathering cards in a game of goblins versus demons.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
There is no place for little kids in DnD. They ruin the game and make it soft.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. I am a guy in a ‘75 Chevelle with a “Bass Ass Boys Drive Bad Ass Toys” bumper sticker who decided to pass a teenager on his way to school on a small two-lane road and lost control fish-tailing before slamming into a telephone pole.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It is horribly dry all summer long until I am schedule to attend an outdoor concert. Then it rains.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What an epic thread!!
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Esoteric Collector @vcreedsabretooth.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
My Dungeons&Dragons, HeroQuest, Conan the Barbarian, and Lord of the Rings collection
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Who doesn’t need a Hermit’s Hut in real life?
Hermit’s Hut: Wondrous Item, rare (requires space on the ground)
This little wooden hut can be thrown on the ground to make a large hut. You are the only one who can enter this hut, but once inside, you will find a comfortable bed and second door to a secluded forest location where you can relax and recharge. While in the hut, a one hour nap counts as a long rest. You can stay in the hut for up to 24 hours or choose to leave earlier by exiting out the door you came in. 

Magic Item of the Week: Wondrous Item, rare (requires space on the ground)
This little wooden hut can be thrown on the ground to make a large hut. You are the only one who can enter this hut, but once inside, you will find a comfortable bed and second door to a secluded forest location where you can relax and recharge. While in the hut, a one hour nap counts as a long rest. You can stay in the hut for up to 24 hours or choose to leave earlier by exiting out the door you came in.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Me: I have to leave work a little early today as my son has a game. Co-worker: I didn’t know your son played. What position? Me: Uh… Dungeon Master.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Monster of the Week from the wyrmling (more details and full stat block available on our Patreon)
Monster of the Week: Witch’s Eye - A floating eye ball the size of an apple with three small tentacles that shoot rays. A witch can look through the eye to see what is happening.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Me: I have to leave work a little early today as my son has a game. Co-worker: I didn’t know your son played. What position? Me: Uh… Dungeon Master.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This really made me laugh.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The wyrmling pulled this card in the prerelease today. Such beautiful artwork.
Gollum riddle master magic card
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: Will you tell me that sodium joke again? Me: Na 9yo DM: Hahaha!! Tell it to mama! Me: Na 9yo DM: Best joke ever!
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: Why do people don’t play DnD anymore complain about every single new DnD release? Me: Maybe they secretly wish to be drawn back in. 9yo DM: Ha! Yeah right! They complain more than I do about gross food like black beans or cheese.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: I love elk, but why in the world do we need so many different Elk cards in Magic? Me: Good question. Why do you think? 9yo DM: Someone at WotC is a bad hunter and always wanted to shoot an elk but couldn’t?
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Another beautiful Utah sunset. This one is sadly due to wildfire smoke.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Conversations with the 9yo DM: Me: Sorry son. There won’t be any Hobbit pre-con commander decks. 9yo DM: What?!? It would have been perfect. Five colors… battle of the five armies… five pre-con commander decks and an epic battle!!
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The One Page Dungeon Contest ends tomorrow. The wyrmling has entered this “dungeon” into the youth category for 12 and under.
Deckrix Prison: Goblins have taken citizens of the local community as prisoners and placed them in their floating jail cells hanging precariously by ropes hundreds of feet above Deckrix Canyon and the raging river far below. 
Do the heroes have what it takes to traverse the dangerous ropes and wood plank bridges to rescue the innocent townsfolk?
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: I made up a new MtG mechanic… Songs! They are enchantments but you have to have a certain type of creature like dwarf or Halfling to activate the card. Me: I like it!! 9yo DM: Tom Bombadil’s song just stops the game for 20 minutes.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: <plays dead> Which Hamlet character am I? Me: I don’t know. 9yo DM: All of them.
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: I think songs are better if they have sword sounds in them. Me: How many sword songs do you know? 9yo DM: Just one. Simply Irresistible—which I think is written about a sword. Me: Really? 9yo DM: The proof is irrefutable.
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