Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialFliss...! @fairygirl.me · 08/07/2026youtube thumbnail: can you suck your own dick without breaking your spine (NO in bold text) (I PROMISE!!!!!!! THIS IS INTERESTING in smaller text) 4392
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 31/05/2026"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic 1185052145
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 27/05/2026living in a 24/7 d/s (damsel/snidely) relationship with a girl who keeps a pair of airpods in so she can listen to oncoming train asmr to stay in "trackspace" 053771459
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialwint @dril.bsky.social · 28/02/2026most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck" 4364661249
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialHearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 28/02/2026In the Dog Haüs. 151333292
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialSpellbound✨Hellhound @ponycide.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I put off meds in favor of the groceries we needed so boosts/commissions/assistance is still super appreciated! 31829
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/12/2025ME: wow this painting rocks MY PEDANTIC CAVEMAN BUDDY: uhh huhu me think you mean this *painted* rocks 456177
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialSpellbound✨Hellhound @ponycide.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Goal is 70% met pls consider boosting this post or my commissions, trying to get this covered so I can order this much needed stuff today! #commissions #kofi #mutualaid #helpfolkslive2025 #helpsky 11320
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Cheerios Oat Crunch box: Start your day SO satisfied - Fill up with BIG FLAVOR Me pouring myself a bowl: I just fuckin might... 0394
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21/06/2025the name Richard Beater basically forces you to go by Dick just so people know you're in on the joke and not bothered by it. introduce yourself as like, Ricky Beater and it reeks of insecurity. if you go by your middle name people will find out eventually and come down on you like a fucking meteor 1166688
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/11/2025i've never actually seen The Passion of the Christ but i cherish my Chinese bootleg dvd 51291102
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialSuper Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Good Luck! This Star is in a Small Village Somewhere in Thailand That None of the Paintings Send You To 025166
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/01/2024there's a scene in Tenet where way in the background you can see a clown flying feet first into a cannon 17864114
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialsplendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 10/10/2025when i was a kid i didn't understand how this worked and i thought every CD that was manufactured had to have a monster put onto it. like they'd go up to ringo starr or whatever and ask him what monster he wants and he'd say "ouhh this DEfinitely has a "Battle Rocks" quality to it! peace and love.!" 231926501
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialSuper Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Blast Away Mario's Worryingly Surface Level Understanding of Gender Ideology 4780281
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialmikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 30/01/2025this year i have resolved to only put my energy into things i can actually change. for example: the weather! with my dastardly device secreted away on the bicentennial parade float, gotham city will soon be entirely at the mercy of CUMULUS REX! 2285
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Welp 524820
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/01/2025this guy who just called my cybertruck stupid is lucky the doors won't open until i finish installing the new fart sounds update 171592124
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialg0m @g0m.bsky.social · 01/10/2024now that charles martinet is no longer the voice of mario, in the next 3D Mario game he's not going to say AHHOHHhototototot when he touches lava anymore. He's going to say Fuck 752489
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialwint @dril.bsky.social · 18/10/2024blue sky "We do things a little differently around here." - blue sky Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them." Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck" 84128612470
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialg0m @g0m.bsky.social · 28/10/2024Me when strangers are mean to me: Social media is, at its core, a project designed to whittle away human empathy Me to a stranger who said something i agree with but in an annoying way: I'm going to inject you with rare and exotic poisons dude. Good luck finding an antidote for some of these poisons 110516
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialg0m @g0m.bsky.social · 13/11/2024i was the kid in the omelas hole bsky.app/profile/cupc... 0181
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialg0m @g0m.bsky.social · 13/11/2024me in public: I love reading normal comics. me in private: 38416
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialPowerup Comics!!!!!! @powerupcomics.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Seeing "remember, this isn't Twitter, so don't quote tweet jackasses to make fun of them!" type takes going around again, and this is just fair warning: I'm going to do that. That's what I want out of this site. 217815
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialderek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I stopped watching TV when it occurred to me that none of the characters has bothered to see a single episode of my life 757260
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialg0m @g0m.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I think we can all agree that no matter your political affiliation or belief system, there is NO excuse to ever do anything 36212
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/01/2025(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer 465626744
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialg0m @g0m.bsky.social · 19/01/2025[in the tone and tenor of a veteran describing War] You don't know what it was like on tumblr during the superwholock years. It was so fucked... basically people watched three tv shows 321918
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialGozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 22/01/2025ACTUAL STAND USERS REACT TO: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure! stand user: (pausing episode 1 of part 3) so okay i need to- the names- voice off screen: they stop doing the tarot thing pretty quick stand user: oh? yeah thats great. yeah we do name them after music. glad they get that right. (unpauses) 5767373
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialDeege @thatcherharris.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Trying to bring twitters best posts ova here, one time Joyce Carol Oats posted about whether ghosts can scare each other and @oldfriend99.bsky.social replied "does joy scare all ghosts" and only like 5 people saw it. One of the most underrated posts ive ever seen 41105
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/01/2025my posts are powered by super intelligent AI (Amusing Insights ) 1331
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/04/2024it would be so dope if this was the only type of flying machine that worked. just flew in from dallas and boy do i have jostling related internal injuries 0725
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 24/01/2025ok for fairness's sake this time he who has the most sin gets to throw first 4746
Reposted by @bargainbinbastard.bsky.socialmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/01/2025oh so when pixar makes a movie about monsters harvesting the fear of children as an energy source its a classic family film but when i do that in real life its bad. grow up 544937338
