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Brandon Randall

@barandall800.bsky.social
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Latter-day Saint. Music lover, maker. Pop culture nerd. Creative writer. Cow aficionado. Honorary Peruvian. Real Latino. Dog dad. 2-day weird guy on Jeopardy! He/him. 🩷💜💙

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
just as tinkerbell requires kids to clap to survive, trump needs media attention or he’ll die. so when he pulls this shit, they ALL need to tell him to get stuffed. boycott his pressers. ignore his social media blurps. reporters don’t need access to lies and liars to do their jobs.
theguardian.com
Trump bans CNN, MS Now and Politico from the White House
US president has overseen an unprecedented restriction of access for major traditional news media since start of second term
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this court must be dismantled or reformed or whatever you want to call fixing something that’s irretrievably broken. in the meantime, start making a plan to vote in person if you need to.
theguardian.com
US supreme court rules Trump can proceed with crackdown on mail-in voting
Justices’ ruling comes after lower courts had blocked president’s election order ahead of November midterms
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Things I and friends have done to calm an angry abusive man from further escalating and killing us or our children: -Smiled -Kept normal schedules in order not to trigger a fight -Appeased with kind acts (cooking, cleaning, favors) -Forced friendly tones and words
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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"And to be clear, this is all about people, because trans youth are not 'issues,' they are people. Trans adults are not 'issues,' we are people. "
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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
We are holding the line behind the scenes for now—but it will not stay there. Read my full statement below.
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The call the ambulance but not for me meme, but it's the New York Knicks
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I don’t think I can take another news cycle of Democrats solemnly tutting about how violence is never the answer while Republicans promise to put their political enemies and whatever immigrants they can find in a wood chipper
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/04/2026
The fact that people try to shoot Trump or any politician is not evidence that they stand for anything of value. Voters fell under the spell of a bizarre hypnotism in 2024 following Butler and now we’re enduring the consequences.
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Brandon Randall @barandall800.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
“Safety is my goal … not!” *does wheelie in their big rig*
A decal on the back of a big rig truck saying “Safety Is My Goal” and then the code JK 360.
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Brandon Randall @barandall800.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
“I’ve NEVER seen my dead husband’s will before!”
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 08/01/2026
Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power - file impeachment articles every day in the House - withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee - be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
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Brandon Randall @barandall800.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Ah, the patron saint of office supplies …
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Most of the power authoritarians have is freely given. We should not comply with them in advance. Trump is far weaker than he looks. So is the GOP. We should draw them out, drain them at every opportunity, and fight for people’s wellbeing at every turn. We have been sent here to fight for people.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
nobody should die like that and guns are still the fucking problem
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 10/09/2025
Hannah Arendt said 'The death of human empathy is one of the earliest & most telling signs of a culture about to fall into barbarism' We saw the recent cruelty of MAGA denying empathy to Melissa Hortman Empathy for Kirk—not because he ever acted like a decent human—but because we are decent humans
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Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
anyway
independent.co.uk
Trump team ends $18m program designed to ID domestic terrorists before they attack
Administration is axing an $18 million program designed to identify and prevent attacks committed by individual perpetrators, an increasingly growing trend in domestic terrorism
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Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 06/09/2025
The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city. This is not a joke. This is not normal. Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
putting aside the trans rights issues specifically (lol), I think part of what has me so frustrated with the Newsom thing is that Pritzker, Walz, and Zohran are putting on clinics for a popular, progressive politics and we’re wasting time talking about this used car salesman ass goblin.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 23/07/2025
our Cleveland football team is sponsored by a flushable* wipes brand and today they are making a promotional announcement featuring a large mystery object floating in Lake Erie.
Spongebob at a computer. he wears a NEORSD ball cap and stares blankly, smiling, into nothingness while a vision of himself screaming emerges from the void.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/06/2025
the story today is of a profoundly low energy military parade being met with millions of americans in nationwide protests denouncing the dictatorial pretensions of the president
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
“Strongman” politicians project their supposed strength by attacking immigrants, people of color, and the LGBTQ+ community. But these groups of people aren't the "threats" we should be worried about. Who is? The oligarchs who earn their keep by exploiting the rest of us.
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Anneke Garcia @anneke-g.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
God, what have You done? He's a woke Marxist Pope And he don't like the Cubs, oh Mary I'm not having fun I converted for this? Is it where I belong?
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
You there! What day is it???
UK politician Ed Balls tweeting out his own name while namesearching himself on Twitter, April 28, 2011
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Brandon Randall @barandall800.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
The marquee for the plucky little movie theater down the street always reads like an abstract poem.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/03/2025
we live in a simulation
Hillary Clinton says "you gotta be kidding me" about Trump officials texting war plans
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Kampf mit Kette @kampfmitkette.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.
theatlantic.com
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 20/01/2025
You won't be any better at fighting what's coming if you burn yourself out and spend all your time feeling bleak and hopeless, and the people telling you that it's all despair now probably don't have anyone's best interest at heart.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 31/12/2024
do not let the Cavs win over Golden State tonight, their 7th W in a row, and their 28-4 record overall distract you from the fact that in 2016 the warriors blew a 3-1 lead.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
He lost reelection. He left with a 34 percent approval rating. He didn't feel sorry for himself. He didn't say "to hell with it" and cash in and play golf. He went back to his farm and rolled up his sleeves and spent the rest of his life dedicated to humanitarian causes. Well done, Mr. President.
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Brandon Randall @barandall800.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
wapo.st
Opinion | Centrist Democrats should stop blaming progressives for Harris’s loss
Whether to use he/she pronouns in emails wasn’t a factor in the Harris-Trump race.
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Brandon Randall @barandall800.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
🚨 Me being sportsy for a second alert 🚨 I think that Bengals-Chargers game aged me 5 years. It’s been death by a thousand cuts for Cincinnati this season, and I do NOT like it. 😭 Dang sportsball. 🙃
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Brandon Randall @barandall800.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
*Jack & Diane comes on at the restaurant we’re at* Me to my wife: It’s like the Seinfeld theme song had a baby with Bruce Springsteen, and that baby is UGLY.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
I wrote about this terrible week, dark times ahead, and how we can best oppose fascists by doing all the many things fascists can't. www.the-reframe.com/fighting-in-...
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Fighting In The Dark
Doing things fascists can't do. Not doing things fascists want us to do. Doing thing fascists don't want us to do. Refusing the fascist offer.
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Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
“Saying “No, it’s over! Don’t be so naive!” [is] really just rolling out a red carpet, the ultimate capitulation in advance. At the very least, put him to the task. Make him execute on what he’s trying to do. That’s the first role of a political opposition.” 👇
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Brandon Randall @barandall800.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
K, I’m not even a super well-versed St. Vincent fan or anything, but very much loved her latest album, and just found out SHE RE-RECORDED THE WHOLE THING IN THE BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE OF SPANISH (and released it today). What. (O sea, ¿qué?) 🤯❤️
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 14/11/2024
your handle might be invalid. but your feelings are not.
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Brandon Randall @barandall800.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Nature is healing?
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Brandon Randall @barandall800.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Each and every one of the cabinet pick push notifications have been more and more depressing, but GOOD FREAKING LORD. 🙃
A push notification from the New York Times reporting that Donald Trump will nominate Matt Gaetz, of all people, for Atty. General, proving we may just be in the worst timeline.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Roses are red Red’s looking weaker
Matt Gaetz files motion to oust McCarthy as speaker
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Brandon Randall @barandall800.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Sure, driving can be called joyriding, but is it really joyriding if you don’t get to follow a truck with not one, but two adorable dogs poking their heads out the window and feeling the wind on their faces, for probably a good 10 minutes? I submit that it is not. 🐶
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Brandon Randall @barandall800.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Had the privilege of seeing Peter Gabriel live last night with a friend, and MY GOSH, what a fantastic concert. He has still got it and then some, and his new songs (he played almost all of his new album) are SO good. And what a group of incredible musicians and crew he surrounds himself with.
A distant shot of Peter Gabriel playing at Rocket Mortgage FieldHouse, with red/blue on the screen for “Don’t Give Up.”
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