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Highway to the Cool Zone

@skaboomizzy.bsky.social
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Yinzer in exile. Feline caretaker. Darkly humorous. Fueled by bourbon and/or overproof rum. Tiny-stakes gambler. he/him ⬛️⬜️🟪

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good to see True Pirate Joe Musgrove mentioned on the timeline
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got my flu and covid shots just after Labor Day
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we're really gonna bet the entire nation's economy on WeWork x NFTs x sex cult lol
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I did not expect that MNF animation of "boat heading toward going under a bridge in Chicago" to end the way it did
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
do you think these people know that SC and NV are now the first two states on the 2028 schedule or do they still think it's IA and NH
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would be fine with there being thousands of new dipping / burger sauces now if they didn't all contain ranch and/or mayo
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
off by one, still calling it correct
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A one-off game at a temp ballpark in the Tetons might lead to Zack Hample being eaten by a bear so I'll allow it
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pop Watson for Heisman
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I had to look this up and I guess Matt Canada hasn't coached since the Steelers shitcanned him in 2023? He could be in the walls at your school's athletic facility RIGHT NOW
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Taking an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty is by definition one of the dumber things you can do on a football field but this was a 12/10 on the dumbass scale
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Christ, what an asshole
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is an abomination
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's so funny watching Xi flatter Trump for a day or two then it takes idiots like Navarro and Lutnick yelling at him for a week to walk back all the stuff he said he he loves about China
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wonder what percentage of people get Taco Bell just because they are craving a big ol' Baja Blast
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so last night they spent 10 minutes talking about how Bryan Reynolds has played every game this year and he's... not starting today?
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When this came out I was the exact correct age for it to melt my brain, I listened to it non-stop for months
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Adam Darowski @adarowski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FYI, Heinie Wagner and Butts Wagner are different people, but both were major league baseball players. Heinie was born 146 years ago today, but Butts was born nine years prior.
Screenshot showing photos and names of baseball players Heinie Wagner and Butts Wagner.
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Smokey could do the funniest thing this Saturday
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Panera isn't THAT bad
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kalshi is gonna let people buy positions on margin, that's awesome, no need to coast downhill into hell when we can floor it
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Panda Express: when you want chicken and rice but in the unhealthiest form possible
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Love that Burger King has an Impossible Texas Whopper that includes bacon
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
evergreen post
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
W's reaction to Trump's first inaugural speech was to turn to the Obamas and say "that was some weird shit", that's all you'll ever get from him
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hate to see families break up like this, it's so tough on the kids
Listings for two restaurants, one is Mr & Mrs Crab, one is just Mr Crab
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That NC State ending might be the dumbest thing I've seen in any sport, and I watched the Pirates try and fail to get Javy Baez out in a rundown on his way to first
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Some years ago Clemson was whoopin' the Al Golden Hurricanes so badly that Dabo kept the team on the sideline at halftime to chill out Clemson hosts Miami in two weeks
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dabo getting cooked by a grouchy old pervert two weeks before facing Miami.... doesn't look good
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just got reminded that Andy Dalton is still an active NFL player
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He does have a lot of experience forcefully throwing things at the ground
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When the Pitt game went to half I switched to the last three minutes of the first half of DET-BUF. When those three minutes ended the Pitt game was halfway through the third quarter. Ridiculous
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Syracuse has some issues, man. At least the weather is ensuring that Fran Brown will get a shower win or lose
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the current AI Titans running the industry are the same idiots that talked themselves into a run on their own specialty bank in a weekend group chat and then begged the gov't to bail them out they are weak, stupid people and that we allow them to have any power at all is a indictment of capitalism
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dragon Sound announces they will not join Ed Sheeran on his US tour
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I did it y'all, feelin' good
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pam "they're the same picture" meme
a sphere made up of cheddar corn curlsan orange cat attempting to become a perfect sphere
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edilble: Better Than Orzo
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shaping up to be a big year for the enemies of Rutgers athletics
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every gas station I drove past today had diesel at $6.40/gallon, probably fine
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The way I cackled when the distance of this shot popped up on screen
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Always a treat to see Joe D Jenova in the news
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
don't yuck her yum
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Gonna fire up the PS5 for a bit, then put on some baseball while enjoying a "soda"
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the sheet says you gotta go for two when you're up by 41, gotta follow the sheet
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
literally no plan for my Saturday besides watching football will I go out to eat? will I devise some horrific pizza order? will I air fry a pound of fried cheese that's in my freezer? Who can say!
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
People have to go to jail for this. It's happened enough times that nobody can plead ignorance.
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Friday before Labor Day weekend, time to kick it into neutral and coast down that hill
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
reminder that Sealab 2021 is now set in the past
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