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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻

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I think I'll just put 'bollocks'.

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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 10h
It's called a cow, maybe you've herd of it.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(My furious) Train Cat
A fluffy tortoiseshell cat behind the bars of a cat carrier. She is not amused.
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Gedds 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇸 @gedds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm live! No selfie today so here's what I'd look like as roughly 750 tins of baked beans. Repost to grant 8 minutes of good luck x twitch.tv/geddstation
big stack of multi pack tins of branston's baked beans in a Tesco supermarket
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Tortoiseshell cat curled up in a ball asleep with her head resting on a brown belt with a hammer and sickle belt buckle.
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UPDATE: OH FFS.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BREAKING: AAAAAARRRRRRRGHGHGHGHGHGGHHH
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hate Marc Cucerella.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF
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Jungleguy: Human Traffic DJ Set
Alt: Human Traffic scene with Koop dancing in his record store.
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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yo I have a zine you can buy yeah ko-fi.com/s/943b7dfafd
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The Author Has Been Tweeting - AJMcKenna's Ko-fi Shop
The Author Has Been Tweeting is a graphic poem - a poem I wrote which I have illustrated and published as a 14-page glossy page A6 zine with glossy ca...
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All the lads from the Ark Royal
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The UK is a voluntary union of nations don'tcha know...
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me reading your posts
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Rik Mayall's Hilarious Bottom Reaction
Alt: Rik Mayall as Ritchie in BBC's Bottom.
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Casket Based @cineblah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Immigration police near Liverpool Street station on Norton Folgate road. Fuckers.
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Casket Based @cineblah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Could people please respond to this post with links to videos of the fascist attacks on the RNLI and refugees please. The more footage the better and I would appreciate a boost of this post as well. Thank you.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Danny gets it...
youtube.com
Spread this far and wide
YouTube video by Danny Sapko
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thus, needlesse to saye Ich am oddes and endes Yet Ich wil be Trudginge awaye Slowlye learninge that lyfe ys okaye Saye aftir me: "It nys no bettir to be safe than sorrye." Take oooooon me Take me oooooon Ich wil weeeeeeende forth Yn a daye or twoooooooooooooo. #TakeOnMe
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
how would you describe your social media reach? mine:
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Pathetic Cat Meme: Pathétique
Alt: The Principal Skinner 'pathetic' meme but with Skinner replaced by a ginger cat with a spinning blue/green galaxy behind him with the caption: 'Pathétique'
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Holy fuck...looks like I've got somewhere to live! 😎
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Ms. Deathwish #Exist2Resist @msdeathwish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yes its fucking political EVERYTHING'S political
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hoofing Emi Martinez in the head is a natural impulse and societal good and therefore should not be punished regardless of whether it happens on the pitch or on the street.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran replacement support act announced
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I'M Too Sexy
Alt: Right Said Fred 'performing' I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wtf is a surprise wedding??
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sharing the links of Palestinian families in need of personal support. Thread below.
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The pull out method; terrible as contraception, but excellent for taking a moral stance over a genocide-both-siding centrist cunt's tour.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pâtéra
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Five months of trying to find somewhere to live and still nothing. I'm not sure I can truly express just how totally fine I am with acts of extreme violence happening to the people responsible for the state of this god-forsaken rock.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I prefer Angel Dust tbh...
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And guess who fucking benched him...
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
'Do you want them stopped or regulated'?! Mate, I want them fucking executed
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Phil M @pnm1979.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just when you start to lose faith in footballers and their over-inflated egos, Tyrick Mitchell comes along and reminds you they’re not all the same. A role model in every sense.
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Odd Steam Reviews @oddsteamreviews.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Cities: Skylines
Cities: Skylines
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Block his own toilet for once
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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tuesday
Jonathan “Jiffy” Davies, former hero for the Welsh rugby team. Alongside a Korn lyric “Like a freak on a leash” but I’ve added “is it?” because he, like me, is Welsh. This joke is because the lead singer of Korn has the same name but is nothing like the diminutive wing wizard
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Sam Smith @sgpsmith.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Khalaili looked more tham comfortable as Muñoz's replacement and, albeit based on 75 mins, looked like a better 1v1 defender.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 27/08/2026
that’s right
my new SKA AND PRO WRESTLING ARE THE ONLY LEGITIMATE FORMS OF ART shirt
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is one of the best observed jokes about the era we live in I’ve ever seen.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No. Not Dolly. 😭
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Juj @jujoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
See its not just me that has "The Vision"
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English Folk Dance and Song Society @efdss.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Got your tickets for @shrewsburyfolk.bsky.social yet? We're bringing the joyous Bhangra Ceilidh to Hobson's Dance Tent on Saturday 29 August, 2pm. Fresh from being at the @southbankcentre.bsky.social in London last week. Look how much fun it is, you don't want to miss out.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
“I’d like to end by putting in a good word for the non-industrious poor: at least they aren’t hurting anyone. Insofar as time they take off work is spent with friends and family, enjoying and caring for those they love, they’re probably improving the world more than we acknowledge.” — David Graeber
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Pete @eyebrowsofpower.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Nanopticon
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Can see it now; Bond battles the Corbyite terrorists who want to blow up the swingy boat thing at Wicksteed's Park
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Iran doesn’t need to DDoS attack Bluesky. All it needs to do is post is “what if a DoorDash driver got caught by a speed camera on the way to someone who was having a bad day of executive function”
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🍂 𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑦 🎃 𝑀𝑀 🦇 𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥𝑦 @mintyminxy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
🤭
Panel 1:
Purple character: "Wanna do it doggy style tonight?"

Green character: "You know I do."

Panel 2:
Green character: "Get off the bed."

Panel 3: Green character: "GET. OFF. THE. BED!"

Panel 4:
Green character: "Good boy."
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
His crowning achievement on this earth was denying anti-nausea meds from child chemo patients. He was a rancid cunt and his death is nothing but a positive for humanity.
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Alistair Davidson @moh-kohn.eurosky.social · 14/08/2026
The Asian dad Tommy Robinson falsely accused of being a predator has launched a defamation crowdfunder www.crowdjustice.com/case/tommy-r...
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HOLDING TOMMY ROBINSON TO ACCOUNT
I never expected to end up here. Tommy Robinson's accusation about me, a Glaswegian dad, went viral before it was ever checked - and I'm not willing to just let that stand, or let him do it again.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Not to gloat or nuffin but I'm kinda in the middle of some sea fog rn...
A garage with grey brickwork and a black roof stands before a whitewashed building with a grey roof with a bridge and river in the midground. In the background is a town and sky draped in fog.
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