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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻

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I think I'll just put 'bollocks'.

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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 11h
He can't have long to go surely...
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 22h
N'aaw
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🙏
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Quick note from my (genetist) brother: "those DNA tests are fine as a bit of fun but ffs don't base your entire personality around it you dickhead."
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dragging your pet issue into this story is fucking gross.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Starting my world mental health day by knocking over a pot of coffee and scolding my foot is remarkably on brand, I gotta say
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The wellbeing of me and my pals means more to me than your weird obsessive pet issue does, yes...🙄
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ænigma even!
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I had him going base-jumping on my 2025 bingo card so if they topple him off a skyscraper that still counts, right?
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This says stop and stops.
youtube.com
Hey! Hello! - How I Survived The Punk Wars (Official Video)
YouTube video by Hey Hello
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's Maynard for you!
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Which isn't going to happen any time soon...
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's 'don't wanna feel this overwhelming hostility' dude
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They should be a positive coalition partner in a coalition they are not a member of..?
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
stay mad bitch
binoochi on ig sweet chihuahua x pomegranate 
binoochiclub@gmail.com
linktr.ee/binoochi
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
CAT GIMME YOUR PAAAAW
youtu.be
Fear Factory - Linchpin [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Roadrunner Records
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1. The labour right would never have allowed a coalition with the greens in the first place and suggesting that it was a possibility is disingenuous at best. 2. Even if they did, the con/dem coalition was disastrous for the lib dems and it would be exactly the same situation for the greens.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's called a cow, maybe you've herd of it.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't have a passport at all 😯
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So i was correct not to engage with his post in good faith then eh? He's still a failed lib dem parliamentary candidate who supports united tho so I repeat; wibble.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus fucking wept...
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was going to engage with your idiotic point in good faith but then I saw you were both a failed lib dem parliamentary candidate AND a United fan so I'll just say wibble instead.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brains are fucking stupid. Fuck brains. Much love, my guy. ❤️💙
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Innit, it's all pretentious wank
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CORRECT RESPONSE
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have the magical combo of ADHD and dyslexia so I have to force myself to read things I like but then it'll usually get sacked off regardless!
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They were in lab coats after all...
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Come to think of it the chemical burns were because mentos/coke didn't work so they up'd it a bit by using vinegar and bicarb
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I saw a video where someone did that. Not only did it not really work the guy had to spend 2 days in hospital with bumhole chemical burns
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(My furious) Train Cat
A fluffy tortoiseshell cat behind the bars of a cat carrier. She is not amused.
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Gedds 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇸 @gedds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm live! No selfie today so here's what I'd look like as roughly 750 tins of baked beans. Repost to grant 8 minutes of good luck x twitch.tv/geddstation
big stack of multi pack tins of branston's baked beans in a Tesco supermarket
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mesh. Bollocks.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Laughable innit. If *anyone* at PL/whoever takes that seriously they deserve sacking.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Tortoiseshell cat curled up in a ball asleep with her head resting on a brown belt with a hammer and sickle belt buckle.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's genuinely unhinged. I saw some really weird shit trolling them back in the day and AI will only make them worse
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry to hear it. Much love. ❤️💙
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Could someone tell me how someone might go about gaining employment as a rent-a-thug? Like is there an agency or something? Cos, like, I have a mate who's a bit skint right now...
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A completed 1983/84 Merlin sticker album? Please tell me it's a completed 1983/84 Merlin sticker album, Bary...
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And that's before we get into the whole ruining the environment to make money for some of the most evil cunts our species has ever created thing...
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A director is an artist who does a hell of a lot more than write a prompt that generates a movie into being using someone else's art as a starting point tho.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Burnham definitely calls it EAFC
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You *could* be an artist; anyone can. But that requires you to put in the hours to learn how to do it and find your own style which you can't be fucked with, so...
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No, you are absolutely not. If I commission a watercolour painter to paint me picture, it isn't me who has created the painting regardless of how much detail I give the artist in the initial brief.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'll put it simpler for you; you are not an artist. You are only describing what you want your picture to look like to someone/thing else who then does the actual work for you.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So artists describe their idea to someone else who does the painting for them, do they?
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UPDATE: OH FFS.
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I bet one of his kids copyrighted it last week or something
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ne'er a truer word said
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One-Legged Mad Dog Vlad McSpooky ⛧🦇👻 @baphomeh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do we need a reason to discuss this most british of pastimes?
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