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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

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Allegedly Joel @allegedlyjoel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

So theres also one other point ppl don't know- a solo Starbucks is one thing. A Starbucks inside, say, a Kroger or a Safeway (not Target, theyre terrible on labor), they have employees that work for KROGER/SAFEWAY, trained by Sbux, but unionized STORE employees. I was a barista at A Safeway, 1/

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

i’m an app consultant. my job is finding apps that have had search bars at the top for years and then moving them to the bottom, or vice versa. i have been shot 155 times across eight ted talks

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Let’s put our heads together, and start a new country up.

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

it’s going to be weird going back to work and people talking like everything is normal. like in a final fantasy game when someone’s summoned a meteor from hell to destroy the planet and the villagers still only talk about the big chocobo pageant coming up

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.

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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 27/12/2025

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck

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Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Also: real or not, it means anyone who said there was nothing implicating Trump in the Epstein Files was lying. You can decide this was fake, you can decide Epstein was embittered and deranged and lying, but it implicates Trump (accurately or not) and it's in the Files.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

i love it when something is by dint of something else. i tell all my friends, don’t text me about shit unless it’s by dint of some other shit

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

1-6 is the only time he really wants to be out there, too.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

generally speaking, people should be eating way more candy than they do. next time you find yourself reaching for fresh produce at the grocery store, consider a bag of candy instead

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

you can tell this is a game 7 because it's the sixth inning and none of the players have left the stadium yet. even the shortstops are sticking around even though you don't really need them. this is playoff baseball

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Neon Hemlock @neonhemlock.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

CALL AND RESPONSE: STORIES OF THE FANTASTIC by Christopher Caldwell is out in the world! If you haven’t pre-ordered already, you can get it directly from us here: PAPERBACK: www.neonhemlock.com/books/call-a... EBOOK: www.neonhemlock.com/ebooks/call-...

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Not even a Medbed can heal the hurt in Kid Rock's heart right now.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

they're trying to keep a lid on this, but major league baseball is now down to its last bat. for the rest of cubs-brewers, currently in progress this afternoon, all batters will share the bat. if the bat breaks that's the end of the sport. after that we'll most likely see a laser tag revival

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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Cartoonist: Jonathan Brown

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Just sold Robert F. Kennedy Jr. an ounce of the gamy-smelling green pellets I feed my turtle for $1200. "Can you throw in some of the juice?" he asked. It took me a minute to realize that he meant some of the water from the tank. I filled a shot glass with it and he tipped me $100 in cash.

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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

I feel really stupid asking again

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

i don't really have any patience for the "buildings are clothes" argument. people insist that since cars are clothes, buildings must be as well. the important difference is that a car provides you with a belt to wear. that's an outfit. to insist a house is an outfit is absurd to the point of farce

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Beth @thisbethlife.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Can I make a suggestion for his wake without upsetting anyone

Ted Kotcheff, director of First Blood, Weekend at Bernie's and Wake in Fright, dies aged 94

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

"A very large Italian man came up to me, tears in his eyes, and said 'Sir, we would love to have your beautiful beef. Our beef is weak, so weak.'"

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

in my opinion every restaurant should be compelled by law to have slams. across all cuisines. huevos con chilaquiles slam. szechuan slam. aloo saag slam. I favor robust state controls to implement the slamification of all menus

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/02/2025

He's trying to use nominative determinism to create an evil wizard

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

the buccaneers are one team i would not want to play in the postseason. i'm not in football shape, i don't have anywhere near the skill set that would be necessary, i don't belong to a team, and i would have to play them by myself. under no circumstances would i be interested in that matchup

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 04/01/2025

elon's doppelganger is getting mugged by zoomers on a fortnite stream www.twitch.tv/connoreatspa...

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache

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Jeremy Brown @bangsudo.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Holy smokes, Apple Maps search is ATROCIOUS. I need to pee. My searches for a rest area returned a bunch of parking lots in Avila Beach, nonexistent gas stations, and an actual rest area placed four miles north of its location, which I realized when I glanced right and saw it whizz by.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!! me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure

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