Reposted by Bando Sparks 🍑David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Old enough to recall when I chose her over the bloated soulsuck that was Roger Ailes. No regrets given that situation, of course. But what's clear now is that years at Fox News molded both Ailes and Megyn Kelly from the same substance into a matched set of colon-clogging fistulas. Same inhumanity. 2538447
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026David Sylvian just announced his first new album in 15 years. The world is healing 🤠 000
Reposted by Bando Sparks 🍑Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency. 298152513604
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Gas up another 20 cents this week. Thanks, People Who Vote For Republicans 🧐 120
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It’s Bisexual Visibility Day but since I’ve only recently realized that I’m bi, I’m not yet out. Nevertheless, I’ve dressed with a few clues: a bright pink Apple Watch band and royal blue Chucks. In between and unseen: a purple C-IN2 jockstrap 😜🩷💜💙 100
Reposted by Bando Sparks 🍑🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 21/08/2023“Irresistables.” “Temptations.” “Delectables.” Jesus Christ, I just had an orgasm buying cat treats. 35311
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Fuck Spotify would be a great name for a record store 🤠 000
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This just in: Sex has filed a restraining order against Sen. Kennedy. 000
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If you see this, do it! ⊹ name: Bando ⊹ height: 5’9" ⊹ star sign: Capricorn ⊹ nicknames: Bando ⊹ siblings: 1 ⊹ relationship: several FWBs ⊹ crushing on: latest cutie I saw at the gym (and Paul, wherever you are now) ⊹ fav season: autumn ⊹ pets: 0 ⊹ fav color: red underwear 🤠 ⊹ live: DMV 010
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Bucket o' Butts, but not what what you're hoping for... 🧐 010
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’d have been so ambivalent. Glad not to be gay but not sure if being bi is just some kind of compromise. Disappointed at my mental health struggles and underemployment, but perhaps elated at letting my speedo and spandex freak flag fly 🤠 010
Reposted by Bando Sparks 🍑stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026trying to impress my date by telling the chili’s waitress to tell chili i said hello 635169
Reposted by Bando Sparks 🍑Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Geez they’re so strict at this airport 😁🤣 3161
Reposted by Bando Sparks 🍑Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Staffer: Sir, the dog had a minor incident on the couch Kash Patel: Did someone say dog? JD Vance: Couch? Trump: Minor? 194
Reposted by Bando Sparks 🍑мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Get in loser, we're doing butt stuff. 4445
Reposted by Bando Sparks 🍑los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 12/09/2026•walking into Ripley’s Believe It Or Not• Which way to the butter? 622274
Reposted by Bando Sparks 🍑NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I THINK YOU’RE A BIG PIECE OF CHEESE! 2078075
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026At The Habit restaurant: “Char-burgers, good vibes, and Habit Radio” 🎤 I’m only happy when it rains… 🧐 000
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A Miami Vice prequel about Castillo. How did he get so serious and taciturn? You know he's seen some things 🧐 010
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Ashamed that I didn't get the green Connections first 🤦🏻♂️ 000
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever bulk-deleted 2,500 emails? 🧐 000
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Me on phone sex line: So, uh, tell me, what you're wearing. Phone sex operator: My smart flatulence underwear. They're red. Me:static.klipy.comMan's Intense Face ExpressionAlt: Man's Intense Face Expression 010
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Yeah, I like 'em 6 feet. Floor-standing speakers are awesome! 🤠🎸 010
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Happy Hump Day to every body that loves pegging! 🤠🍑👙🍆 000
Reposted by Bando Sparks 🍑Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I've found the best way to get out of a bad date or a conversation I no longer want to be a part of is by pulling a toddler's toy phone put of my purse and saying "sorry, gotta take this" as I walk away 1214631
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Ms. Wiseman, please blink twice if you need to be rescued 🧐 000
Reposted by Bando Sparks 🍑Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA 227147282820
Reposted by Bando Sparks 🍑bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If less conventional sexual practices make you feel uncomfortable perhaps you’re just not using enough lube? 07540
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Saw a roadside sign that said "German Brats ⬆️" and the Teutonic dom side of me was very tempted 🤠 000
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My sextape is called…(let your predictive text finish the sentence. My sextape is called the first one and it will get you through the day 😜 020
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Fucko 🤠 Sounds like what a tuff guy would call me 😆 110
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 20/08/2026if u have met me irl how does my real presence compare to my online presence And how the hell did you figure out it was me? 100
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Pee after intercourse, mouthwash after oral 🤠 000
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Happy Hump Day to every body that loves pegging! 🤠🍑👙🍆 000
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Yeah, I listen to BTS. Bachman–Turner S'Overdrive 🎸youtu.beLet It RideYouTube video by Bachman-Turner Overdrive - Topic 000
Reposted by Bando Sparks 🍑Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026All this sexual tension at the gym. I wonder what coed gyms are like.🤔 195
Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Jayden Daniels is an arrogant and entitled prick. 101