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Bando Sparks 🍑

@bandosparks.bsky.social
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Adult alt 😈 40+ he/him 🏋🏼 bi / heteroflexible and ethically non-monogamous Purple-Red Scale of Attraction: E# 2.2 Sex positive guy in leggings 🤠 Feminist, BLM, and LGBTQ ally. Favorite leggings: tinyurl.com/agonleggings

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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Old enough to recall when I chose her over the bloated soulsuck that was Roger Ailes. No regrets given that situation, of course. But what's clear now is that years at Fox News molded both Ailes and Megyn Kelly from the same substance into a matched set of colon-clogging fistulas. Same inhumanity.
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My DMs are open 😜
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
David Sylvian just announced his first new album in 15 years. The world is healing 🤠
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.
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ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kitty looking into a mirror being held up by a lady. Have no clue who took this photo. I found it on tumblr
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ladies, I'm bi 🤠
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gas up another 20 cents this week. Thanks, People Who Vote For Republicans 🧐
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s Bisexual Visibility Day but since I’ve only recently realized that I’m bi, I’m not yet out. Nevertheless, I’ve dressed with a few clues: a bright pink Apple Watch band and royal blue Chucks. In between and unseen: a purple C-IN2 jockstrap 😜🩷💜💙
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Adam and Eve and me 🤠
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
“Irresistables.” “Temptations.” “Delectables.” Jesus Christ, I just had an orgasm buying cat treats.
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck Spotify would be a great name for a record store 🤠
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This just in: Sex has filed a restraining order against Sen. Kennedy.
Screen cap of Sen. John Kennedy (R.-LA) campaigning for Sen. Ricketts (R-presumably Nebraska). He is saying "I love Nebraska better than sex. Not really, but I love Nebraska)
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PinkNews @pinknews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Exactly.
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you see this, do it! ⊹ name: Bando ⊹ height: 5’9" ⊹ star sign: Capricorn ⊹ nicknames: Bando ⊹ siblings: 1 ⊹ relationship: several FWBs ⊹ crushing on: latest cutie I saw at the gym (and Paul, wherever you are now) ⊹ fav season: autumn ⊹ pets: 0 ⊹ fav color: red underwear 🤠 ⊹ live: DMV
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bucket o' Butts, but not what what you're hoping for... 🧐
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’d have been so ambivalent. Glad not to be gay but not sure if being bi is just some kind of compromise. Disappointed at my mental health struggles and underemployment, but perhaps elated at letting my speedo and spandex freak flag fly 🤠
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
trying to impress my date by telling the chili’s waitress to tell chili i said hello
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Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Geez they’re so strict at this airport 😁🤣
A sign in an airport reads 
Must Wear Clothes
Too much skin is not a win:
Please ensure your clothing complies with airline regulations.
Reno-Tahoe Airport Authority
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Staffer: Sir, the dog had a minor incident on the couch Kash Patel: Did someone say dog? JD Vance: Couch? Trump: Minor?
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Obsession Sausage 😜
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Get in loser, we're doing butt stuff.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
•walking into Ripley’s Believe It Or Not• Which way to the butter?
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I THINK YOU’RE A BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!
SLUGGO AND TWO OTHER BOYS WATCH AS NANCY TELLS A POLICE OFFICER OFF
NANCY:I THINK YOU’RE A BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
At The Habit restaurant: “Char-burgers, good vibes, and Habit Radio” 🎤 I’m only happy when it rains… 🧐
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A Miami Vice prequel about Castillo. How did he get so serious and taciturn? You know he's seen some things 🧐
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ashamed that I didn't get the green Connections first 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever bulk-deleted 2,500 emails? 🧐
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Knuckle tats: C O M E T O M E
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Me on phone sex line: So, uh, tell me, what you're wearing. Phone sex operator: My smart flatulence underwear. They're red. Me:
static.klipy.com
Man's Intense Face Expression
Alt: Man's Intense Face Expression
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yeah, I like 'em 6 feet. Floor-standing speakers are awesome! 🤠🎸
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Happy Hump Day to every body that loves pegging! 🤠🍑👙🍆
B&W rear pic of a naked man standing in an open door.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I've found the best way to get out of a bad date or a conversation I no longer want to be a part of is by pulling a toddler's toy phone put of my purse and saying "sorry, gotta take this" as I walk away
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ms. Wiseman, please blink twice if you need to be rescued 🧐
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If less conventional sexual practices make you feel uncomfortable perhaps you’re just not using enough lube?
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Saw a roadside sign that said "German Brats ⬆️" and the Teutonic dom side of me was very tempted 🤠
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Doobie Brothers And Sisters
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My sextape is called…(let your predictive text finish the sentence. My sextape is called the first one and it will get you through the day 😜
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fucko 🤠 Sounds like what a tuff guy would call me 😆
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
if u have met me irl how does my real presence compare to my online presence And how the hell did you figure out it was me?
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Pee after intercourse, mouthwash after oral 🤠
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Happy Hump Day to every body that loves pegging! 🤠🍑👙🍆
Man laying face down on a bed. He's wearing a burgundy t-shirt and dark grey shorts. The bed linens are white.
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Cologuard and chill?
Anthropomorphic Cologuard character standing on a bathroom counter
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Yeah, I listen to BTS. Bachman–Turner S'Overdrive 🎸
youtu.be
Let It Ride
YouTube video by Bachman-Turner Overdrive - Topic
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Ovaltine 🤠
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
OTOH, I only paid for 2 hours 🤠
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
😜
Instagram post by spaceinnutshell with image of an astronaut looking at Uranus. The caption says "YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TERRIFYING URANUS IS".
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Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
All this sexual tension at the gym. I wonder what coed gyms are like.🤔
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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Jayden Daniels is an arrogant and entitled prick.
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