Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 2hEric Schmitt goes to Eagles of Death Metal shows and waits for them to play “Hotel California.” - courtesy of Mike Alexander 1101
Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Another life I have is record producer. These guys just put out a new thing. I’m playing drums and piano. Engineered it too. Like glam music? thenewbrutarians.bandcamp.com/track/delinq...thenewbrutarians.bandcamp.comDelinquent Things, by THE NEW BRUTARIANStrack by THE NEW BRUTARIANS 0113
Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset.” U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 12610
Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m quite fond of saying ‘I don’t hate GROUPS of people. I find it MUCH more rewarding to hate on an individual basis’’. 170
Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026''All of the Republican messaging going into the midterms is just "please don't let our broken promises and general ineptitude get in the way of the irrational fears that led you to elect us in the first place." Jason Rains. 091
Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think that's how I'm gonna watch all documentaries from now on. 3190
Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I hope I someday find someone who makes me feel this way. 190
Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Today, JD Vance referred to the far left as "the fart left". That's how low things have gotten. Fenton Bailey's response: "Better to be on the fart left than in the Turd Reich." 0145
Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ok. So. Boebert has been down on the muffin. Wow. The hypocrisy is…..well….it would be hilarious….. 1130
Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Staffer: Sir, the dog had a minor incident on the couch Kash Patel: Did someone say dog? JD Vance: Couch? Trump: Minor? 194
Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The North Pinellas Republicans Club on Facebook hasn’t yet approved my post regarding their upcoming meetup. Chickens. 071
Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026From my friend Steven Wilson. ‘A gaggle of geese A murder of crows A pride of lions A grindr of republicans. (Sometimes referred to as a “closet”)’ 1144
Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ok. Here’s the tea: - Qan0n is a hoax - Obama WAS born in USA - Biden DID win in 2020 - Michelle is a woman - No one was eating cats & dogs - There were no WMDs - Iran didn't have nukes - Hormuz isn't open - You don't have a DOGE check - You don't have a Tariff check (more in first comment) 2208
Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Since we can’t do HOMES anymore as a mnemonic device for learning the Great Lakes., looks like we will have to settle for: S uperior H uron A merica M ichigan E rie (This is stolen. I could never be this brilliant) 1133
Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It’s like he’s eating the souls of decent, likeable, talented 80 year olds in order to keep his rotting corpse moving for another day. 0306
Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I wonder if ownership of the libs is something you can mortgage to save your cattle ranch? 0121