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Robbie Rist

@robbierist.bsky.social
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Cultural Icon. Entertainment guy. Fly in the ointment of those who would try to oppress us (you know who I’m talking about…..). Oh…..NO DMs!!!! www.robbierist.net www.thespoonradio.com robbierist.bandcamp.com

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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 2h
Eric Schmitt goes to Eagles of Death Metal shows and waits for them to play “Hotel California.” - courtesy of Mike Alexander
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another life I have is record producer. These guys just put out a new thing. I’m playing drums and piano. Engineered it too. Like glam music? thenewbrutarians.bandcamp.com/track/delinq...
thenewbrutarians.bandcamp.com
Delinquent Things, by THE NEW BRUTARIANS
track by THE NEW BRUTARIANS
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset.” U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m quite fond of saying ‘I don’t hate GROUPS of people. I find it MUCH more rewarding to hate on an individual basis’’.
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
''All of the Republican messaging going into the midterms is just "please don't let our broken promises and general ineptitude get in the way of the irrational fears that led you to elect us in the first place." Jason Rains.
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think that's how I'm gonna watch all documentaries from now on.
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hope I someday find someone who makes me feel this way.
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today, JD Vance referred to the far left as "the fart left". That's how low things have gotten. Fenton Bailey's response: "Better to be on the fart left than in the Turd Reich."
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ok. So. Boebert has been down on the muffin. Wow. The hypocrisy is…..well….it would be hilarious…..
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Staffer: Sir, the dog had a minor incident on the couch Kash Patel: Did someone say dog? JD Vance: Couch? Trump: Minor?
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The North Pinellas Republicans Club on Facebook hasn’t yet approved my post regarding their upcoming meetup. Chickens.
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
From my friend Steven Wilson. ‘A gaggle of geese A murder of crows A pride of lions A grindr of republicans. (Sometimes referred to as a “closet”)’
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ok. Here’s the tea: - Qan0n is a hoax - Obama WAS born in USA - Biden DID win in 2020 - Michelle is a woman - No one was eating cats & dogs - There were no WMDs - Iran didn't have nukes - Hormuz isn't open - You don't have a DOGE check - You don't have a Tariff check (more in first comment)
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What the flying fuckstain is this bullshit?
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Since we can’t do HOMES anymore as a mnemonic device for learning the Great Lakes., looks like we will have to settle for: S uperior H uron A merica M ichigan E rie (This is stolen. I could never be this brilliant)
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s like he’s eating the souls of decent, likeable, talented 80 year olds in order to keep his rotting corpse moving for another day.
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Can we put “Quiet, Piggy” on his tombstone?”
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I wonder if ownership of the libs is something you can mortgage to save your cattle ranch?
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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