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Bananaman @bananamanpsu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fire Pat Kraft tonight
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even time I think Philly fan reactions can't get better, they raise the bar (via CBS Philly)
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
/FOX NEWS
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THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH OUR YOUNG MEN
I TUCKER CARLSON DTONIGHTO I
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I know that face Our empress is learning so much about Warhammer tonight 
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this could be what breaks me
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm seeing double. Four pictures of listeria-contaminated cream cheese.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day to all the little old ladies in Flaaawriduh.
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RedDirtSport @reddirtsport.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Earnestly with the explosion of sports gambling, I want that replay official/clock operators finances and app usage on my desk by 9 am
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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logotrope @logotrope.xyz · 29/08/2026
Craigslist Salt Lake missed connections
I was the dad at trader Joe's

I was at the trader Joe's today with my 3 kids. The baby was grumpy and the big kids were asking for everything. You have me a sympathetic and understanding look. I wish I got that kind of sympathy from my wife. You were also beautiful with short hair and no bra I was stunned
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 27/08/2026
Uh oh, trouble in the Piss Drinkers Club
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Kelvin Worley • Aug 18 • 2
* Admin
anyone promoting veganism or raw vegan diets will be removed from this group
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 25/08/2026
first of all, it's not "shrekking," it's "roger rabbiting," and second of all, jessica rabbit legitimately saw roger rabbit as hot and if you don't understand that, you shouldn't be writing about any of this
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lighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
my cousin's kid thinks that the phillies get to take turns with who brings home the phanatic every night, like a class pet situation
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Lauren Kirchner @lkirchner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Consumer Reports tested 13 e-scooters to rate and review. But because of the frequency of injuries being reported - including injuries sustained by the CR testers themselves in this process - CR is not recommending ANY. www.consumerreports.org/cars/electri...
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We Tested 13 Electric Scooters. We Don’t Recommend Any. - Consumer Reports
CR doesn't recommend e-scooters because of their high speeds and rising injury rates. Two of CR's testers sustained injuries while evaluating e-scooters, too.
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
[Jonah doing stand up] and then there was Covid. Remember Covid ? Yep. This guy remembers Covid. I spent a lot of time inside during Covid. Yeah. Inside a whale!
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
SEC really is falling behind in every metric goddang
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Onion lighting up the Phillies' team bus.
Phillis' Chris Sanchez holding up Onion post on his phone that says "No One Translated to Foreign Players Why They Currently in Cornfield"
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
hello sharks,
facebook marketplace add for “whimsical porch rocks” on sale for $10 and it’s just rocks with dentures
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Today in @thenation.com: a harrowing piece written from inside the Dilley ICE detention center by Maryam Tahmasebi, a green card holder who's been locked up along with her husband and son for months despite none of them committing any crime. www.thenation.com/article/soci...
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One Woman’s Message From the Hell of ICE Detention
My husband, son, and I have been locked up for months—despite being permanent residents with no criminal record. It is an unendurable, unending nightmare.
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Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We need to be saying this loudly and clearly: These people have lost their fucking minds.
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Jeffrey Vagle @jvagle.me · 06/08/2026
Really? Because I keep seeing them in charge of everything from car dealerships to the White House, and they seem to doing just fine despite their obvious handicaps.
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Bananaman @bananamanpsu.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Spouses love nothing more than partially unloading a dishwasher.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Honest to God, don't think I've been inspired by a YouTube video like this in my life. What a weird savant.
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America’s largest grocery store should be out of business
YouTube video by Morning Brew
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Call in now if you’ve also had your ex-wife kill your horse due to a marital dispute.
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Editor In 🏈 Szn @wcwpoet.blacksky.app · 03/08/2026
I love a good National Anthem disaster 😂
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
lol this is so beautiful
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Veerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sam Altman
@sama •7h
cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night:
connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests.
every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.
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What if you just talked to your children
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Alex Coffey @byalexcoffey.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am on a quest to find this sunburnt man If you know him DM me please 🙏🏼
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Charlie Kirk chooses to stay silent on LeBron to philly
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Queen of Jeans @queenofjeans.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
they announced that we got LeBron over the PA speakers at the Acme lmao
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A Jason Tabrys @jtabrys.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Cut to 6 weeks from now
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Bananaman @bananamanpsu.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Support the NewsGuild of Greater Philadelphia — sign the petition for a fair contract phillynewsguild.com
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Fair Contract Now — NewsGuild of Greater Philadelphia
Sign the petition. Stand with Philadelphia Inquirer workers fighting for a fair contract.
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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.
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AndreTheGiant @andrewvouvalis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Another killing by ICE, this time in Maine. That’s twice in one week. How can America keep asking immigrant workers to work as usual if they are being shot dead on their way to work? Stop killing us.
Another killing by ICE, this time in Maine. That’s twice in one week. How can America keep asking immigrant workers to work as usual if they are being shot dead on their way to work? 

Stop killing us.
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Natasha Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh.
A photo of a Magnapinna squid captured by a deep sea drilling company.
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Scam Ghouldin @scamgoldin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
sometimes a news photo is also a Far Side cartoon
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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