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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21h
NJPW professional wrestler El Desperado leaping in the air and hitting Andreza Giant Panda with a guitar
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
these are words trans women would use to insult each other
Creamy vs Thocky vs Clacky vs Poppy vs Clicky. Different Keyboard Sound Compared.
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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is no McTry. There is only:
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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cloth gown gridlock @rosyrhapsody.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Blur @tomboypepsilove.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watched an El Santo movie and I htink the funniest thing to me is that he's simultaneously played as a detective superhero yet he's also still an in-universe wrestler, so he has to pause the plot to go wrestling three separate times
El Santo on a phonecall: "When I develop it, it'll be confirmed. Got to go wrestling."
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if you think you won't be strong enough to take the step and be trans in the world i have some great news for you: you will be stronger on the other side of transition you have no idea how strong you're going to be
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🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇 @spacethey.gay · 03/10/2026
for a game called ace combat, a lot of women really wanna fuck the planes
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🦇Spookella Scarvarez🦇 @mastergurgle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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SungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
for the record, i don’t give a shit what you call any anime anymore, 2023 feels like it was 30 years ago, do whatever the fuck you want, don’t talk to me
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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: I don't know man I just haven't been feeling so great lately My friend who is the protagonist of a Shonen Jump manga about golf that's gonna be axed in 12 chapters: Heh...that's alright! Sometimes life is a swing and a miss, but its best to bogey! His female companion: I Want Your Balls
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/09/2026
I walk into a Chipotle to eat a very late lunch and a guy who is either altered or otherwise having a time sees me and mutters “man sometimes you just tryna get outta the rain and a fuckin gigantic white girl walk in with her tall ass fuckin giant pussy probably” sorry man yeah that’s on me
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kat @icecreamkat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 25/09/2026
"Why do you need cis people to be the ones to stand up for you?"
screenshot from Control Resonant. Dylan Faden stands in a fight ready stance, weapon in hand, in an open area with no apparent features. text above him reads "Cannot Transition During Combat"
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
important image
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Ballzie @ballzie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mounting evidence suggests I am immune to poison (plague™, expired food, alcohol etc) but severely weak to bleed (cut my finger and almost immediately went into shock, AGAIN)
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girls only erection club
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 24/09/2026
Be Passionate About Your Work And Pussies! 60 Something Old Ladies!
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Nitro 🐻‍❄️ 🔜 NFC @es.nitrobear.gay · 06/08/2026
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Zwei 🍄 @zwei2x.northsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hey everyone, I made a small tutorial video for my friends on how to install the AI Disclosure Warning and SteamDB extensions directly in the Steam APP on Windows. That way, you get those QoLs directly in Steam! Enjoy and pass it along! 💜 www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-qQ...
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How to add the AI Disclosure Warning and SteamDB extensions to Steam directly
YouTube video by Zwei 2x
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Bailey @baileyfeesh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Probably the funniest thing I've said in Deadlock allchat
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!
(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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坑坑 @kengyoulei.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chun-Li #StreetFighterMovie
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Alpha Beta Gamer @alphabetagamer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't usually play co-op games, but had a tee-riffic time with this one! Multiplayer stealth action golfing in Really Illegal Golf. You're banned from your local golf course, so sneak on to play Free 9 hole demo on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/4115520/... by indie dev @pushlab.games #gaming
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Noro @noro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
smoking section #oc
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dating in my 30s. Katie says "I am not going to be mommy" much to the disappointment of her partner. She starts punching herself in the head and repeats "I am NOT going to be mommy." She waits a beat while her partner stands in anticipation. She shamefully relents and says "fine... I'm mommy." Her partner beams with excitement.
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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 20/09/2026
First Time Twinks PREMIUM BEST 4 Hour Special
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4thdslip @4thdslip.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Trans women will be like "you have GOT to hop on this game, it's peak" and it's some Japan-exclusive shmup for the Sega Saturn called
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely slopped out of his mind #deer 🦌
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
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Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
trot with me if you want to pound
scene from TERMINATOR 2. top panel is giant truck chasing a young buckaroo through the la river. truck is labeled 'AI GENERATED BIZARRO EROTICA SLOP.' middle panel is chuck tingle showing up on his motorcycle. bottom panel is chuck aiming shotgun with label 'SINCERE, HUMAN-CRAFTED STORIES ABOUT BISEXUAL MOTHMAN THREESOMES'
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A man asks Big Torso Frank "hey Big Torso Frank. Can I hurl myself against yout massive torso?" Big Torso Frank says "yeah, sure." The man flings himself back first into Frank. Frank easily absorbs the impact with a FUMP. The man FLOPs down and Big Torso Frank asks "so how was it?" The man, tearful, embraces Big Torso Frank and cries "I had never known peace before this moment." Big Torso Frank lovingly looks at him and says "lots of people react this way."
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