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Ahsoka'n Farewell

@bajonista.bsky.social
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ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ Mah bluud hurts. She/her, TX to CO, Counselor, Mother, Elder Millennial, Hopeless Nerd

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Ahsoka'n Farewell @bajonista.bsky.social · 9h
People talk about Waffle House, but I've seen WAY more fights at Dairy Queen.
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 19h
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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KERA Arts & Culture @arts.keranews.org · 12h
Opal Lee, the Grandmother of Juneteenth, turns 100 today, and her team has two marquee events scheduled for her centennial celebration.
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Civil rights icon Opal Lee celebrates 100th birthday by ‘Clearing the Way’ for new museum  | KERA
Opal Lee, the Grandmother of Juneteenth, turns 100 today, and her team has two marquee events scheduled for her centennial celebration.  
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's bonkers how "User agreements" are actually binding contracts where one party gets to change them whenever and however they wish and the other party has the options to agree or to stop using computers.
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Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it never works, you can’t make other people see your humanity by showing your pain, them seeing you as human would be the precondition for them to feel like your pain matters.
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fatassery.bsky.social @fatassery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Listen, you uncultured swine, it’s only Doxxing when it comes from the Dox region in France. Anywhere else, and it’s just sparkling identity distribution
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Matthew Cushman @astragalus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Beast is slouching faster than it has ever slouched
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wanting lower property insurance and healthcare for everyday families isn't un-American; it’s what working people deserve. They can take their tech-bro cash and their weird, intrusive agenda somewhere else, because I'm not going any damn place. /3
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
(boomhauer voice) yeah man I tell you what, that dang ol cheeto in that dang ol white house
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Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy october! #art (wallpapers below!)
A drawing of black cats climbing in a pile of pumpkins
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Patrick King @patrickkingart.com · 30/09/2026
Hey everyone! I'm expanding my online stores beyond TeePublic, Etsy, and my website store. Check me out on Redbubble for t-shirts, accessories, and more! Redbubble TeePublic Etsy Patrick King Art Online Store
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Patrick King Shop | Redbubble
Patrick King is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases.
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Ahsoka'n Farewell @bajonista.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MAIDENS MOTHERS CRONES Somebody pass me the eyeball, I have an idea.
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Ahsoka'n Farewell @bajonista.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Somebody send this to the Facebook group where people pretend to be ants and report back, please.
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Ahsoka'n Farewell @bajonista.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People can just say "I don't like Dave Matthews Band" but instead they talk about the shitbus incident like Matthews pulled the lever himself. Everything I have ever heard about him personally is positive.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
obvious to me Ebenezer is just an SEO play.. soon it'll be the first thing that comes up when you search Johnny Depp Nasty Old Piece of Shit
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TruePlayer💫 @trueplayer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
About sums it up!
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Interesting how the only people who get sympathetic coverage after being harassed online by Nazis are the same people who helped orchestrate earlier Harriman’s campaigns. Almost like they’re saying the real victims deserved it but that it’s crossing a line when it happens to white women
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 27/09/2026
out on the road today I saw a wojack sticker on a cybertruck
cybertruck with a bumper sticker of the NPC meme that says ROCKET MAN BAD
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admi…
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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Ahsoka'n Farewell @bajonista.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It got worse!
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Ahsoka'n Farewell @bajonista.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just saw a bunch of chuds tying themselves in knots on FB trying to call the KKK leftists because 1860s Democrats founded it. People literally saying "slavery and segregation are good akchually" are members of WHICH party now, motherfuckers?
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Ahsoka'n Farewell @bajonista.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How does he feel about the ham?
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 25/09/2026
So I'm making pint glasses now... robsheridan.threadless.com/accessories/...
Photo of a pint glass I designed which says, in the appropriate font styling, "YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A BEER." Obviously, in this economy, of course you would.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Jack Lemmon on the phone to his wife talking about how ya shoulda seen me honey, ya shoulda been there, I was moggin’ all over the room, I was rizzed up I tell ya, I was aura farming! Eh—wassat? My cortisol? Spiked? MY cortisol? [nervous laughter] no, no, no,
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol
A series of tweets that reads "we didn't have a measles outbreak until we let in four years of millions of people pour over our border" 

"I live in Honduras. We vaccinate" 

"I live in American we can choose if we want the shot or not" 

"I know and that's why you have measles and we don't"
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Ahsoka'n Farewell @bajonista.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We need to stop accepting it as "artificial intelligence" in concept, period. It's software not aware. It's easier to say AI and "hallucination"! And that's part of the marketing strategy. Of course the real terms are more clunky.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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Ahsoka'n Farewell @bajonista.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My response to these clowns is always, "Well don't be mediocre and you'll be fine." If you're ACTUALLY good at your job as a white dude other people competing won't be a problem because you'll get there on merit.
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Ahsoka'n Farewell @bajonista.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is so gross. You can tell when they're a kid. Especially that young.
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Ahsoka'n Farewell @bajonista.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No Peace Without Justice is just a damn fact. Take it as a warning, a mantra, but that's just the way it works.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/09/2026
brian (@brianonhere) on Twitter:
"never really thought of hasan piker as a real threat but it looks like he’s just been upgraded to hasan halberdier. my light cavalry could be in real trouble"
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CAN I HAVE THEM - SHIRT AT dashare.zone/search?q=pic... - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN REACHEN FOR YOU'RE PICKLES "IF YOUR NOT GOING TO EAT YOUR PICKLES , CAN I HAVE THM????????" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Enough grumpy posting. Please accept this fragment of William Morris 1896 ‘Compton’ wallpaper designed JH Dearle
Compton was originally designed as wallpaper by J.H. Dearle in 1895 for Compton Hall in Wolverhampton the country home of Laurence Hodson. It bears all the hallmarks of a classic Dearle pattern and the two colourways hark back to the original.
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Martha Crawford @whatashrinkthinks.com · 20/09/2026
If we wait to care for each other until things get better - That will sink us We have to care for each other or we have no chance.
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🎃 lauren 2 cats 🎃 @sixregrets.northsky.social · 19/09/2026
this shit is ananas, p-i-n-e-a-p-p-l-e
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Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
O O ☝️ Venn diagram of men who worry about passing on their genes / men who should be passing on their genes
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Ahsoka'n Farewell @bajonista.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My Alma Mater's goal is probably for their alumni to finally give a shit about football instead of the One O'clock Lab Band. U! N! T! Eagles! Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Ahsoka'n Farewell @bajonista.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes. The serial bomber anybody??
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Ahsoka'n Farewell @bajonista.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I remain convinced they're all just wealthy kids whose grandparents' friends let them in, and they let in a maximum of 5 actually smart kids per year who end up doing all the cool research.
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Ahsoka'n Farewell @bajonista.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When even Turd Blossom won't vote for your nasty ass...
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Ahsoka'n Farewell @bajonista.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Please tell me the bestiality thing was added in there so they could pull it out as a concession so former sex work wouldn't be disqualifying? What the fuck, guys.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@MohanadElshieky

Please stop saying the vaccine doesn't have severe side effects. I took my shots and now I'm alive and have to keep working
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