Reposted by Ryan Bairdjenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 17/09/2026a lot of folks are asking how someone can do something so "stupid" as hard coding a secret token, and i'm telling you that you are holding software developers and companies on way too high a pedestal if you still think there's secure, quality code being sent out into the world 71055197
Reposted by Ryan BairdIan Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Me whenever I run into someone I haven’t seen in a few years: 155662
Reposted by Ryan BairdSimone de Rochefort @doomquasar.bsky.social · 17/08/2026screaming screaming and screaming into the void! thatshubham.com/blog/news-au...thatshubham.comThe 49MB Web PageA look at modern news websites. How programmatic ad-tech, huge payloads and hostile architecture destroyed the reading experience. 729288
Reposted by Ryan Bairdthank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder. 7383232105
Reposted by Ryan BairdJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If we want to talk about undercovered stories, the fact that DOGE is responsible for the wildfire smoke that the Midwest and East Coast experienced last week is up there. 3241109
Reposted by Ryan BairdBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Technology is cool, too bad they made it evil 344743899
Reposted by Ryan BairdMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE. 10716503020328
Reposted by Ryan BairdJamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed. 4792161880
Reposted by Ryan BairdVale @vale.rocks · 09/07/2026'Hi. Yeah, it's me. I couldn't help but notice when I opened the folder you sent me that boss music started playing, and in the distance I heard what I think might be the eternal screams of the damned. Can you just confirm this is expected behaviour?' 1934
Reposted by Ryan BairdDan Johnson, 💀Socialist💀 @coil.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I just saw Mitch McConnell on the SGDQ live stream. He was running a Papers Please/This War Of Mine combo randomizer. 37214
Reposted by Ryan BairdGovernor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 10/06/2026Haters gonna hate. www.startribune.com/minnesota-to...startribune.comMinnesota ranked best in country for quality of lifeSeveral Midwestern states ranked high in the State of the Nation Project’s newest report. 1025245839
Reposted by Ryan BairdAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6115448416367
Reposted by Ryan BairdAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 26/02/2026Kansas is sending letters to trans people telling them that their licenses will be revoked as of tomorrow and that they risk arrest for driving on a suspended license. This is pure cruelty. www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen... 31684724196
Reposted by Ryan BairdThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Truly insane 29763992661
Reposted by Ryan BairdAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/01/2026i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact 108101452906
Reposted by Ryan BairdMichael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Why? Seriously, why are they leaving? They told us they went to MSP to enforce immigration laws. Did they accomplish that goal? Are all the "illegals" out of the city? Or did they just throw a bunch of tear gas everywhere and murder two people and then get sad because everybody hates them? 2542479
Reposted by Ryan BairdCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 24/01/2026The whole interview is worth it 6055942006
Reposted by Ryan BairdJan Ebbinge @johntubeman.bsky.social · 22/01/2026This has to be one of the most tone-deaf posts ever posted by a politician. It would be bad if this was a Democrat posting this from a different state not under siege by ICE Gestapo. But from a senator from Minnesota, it's totally bonkers. 1342264
Reposted by Ryan BairdJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 22/01/2026He needs to go to hell 527027
Reposted by Ryan Bairdlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/01/2026Anthropic: Best for coding applications Gemini: Best for summarizing meetings and taking notes Grok: Best for harassing women and sexualizing children ChatGPT: Best for assisted suicide 171986339
Reposted by Ryan BairdAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/01/2026i am calling on sauron to show some restraint and turn down the temperature 331311190
Reposted by Ryan BairdKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 12/01/2026living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be 67105862781
Reposted by Ryan BairdThe Joe Gross @joegross.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago 3204318115947
Reposted by Ryan BairdGovernor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 04/12/2025Donald Trump’s hateful words don’t stand in Minnesota. 731684346
Reposted by Ryan BairdChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 03/12/2025This is an ethnic cleansing campaign 1636501501
Reposted by Ryan BairdRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week. 10197563780
Reposted by Ryan BairdAtul Gawande @agawande.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I helped make a film, out this week, called “Rovina’s Choice,” about the deaths this man without conscience or accountability has caused — already 600,000, ⅔ of them children. 19072522281
Reposted by Ryan Baird☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Ms Rachel taught me the value of friendship, reassuring nursery rhymes for our scared young, and the redemptive power of high yield explosives 110514
Reposted by Ryan BairdAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 19/09/2025AOC: We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was. A man who believed that the civil rights act that granted black Americans the right to vote was a mistake… His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant, uneducated, and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans. 620306957851
Reposted by Ryan BairdGareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds. 259196358165
Reposted by Ryan BairdSiobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 12/09/2025They don’t want a civil war they want clout 281671124
Reposted by Ryan BairdWajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Senator Mike Lee of Utah used the tragedy to mock and troll Governor Walz. 15529150
Reposted by Ryan BairdGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 04/09/2025I will never apologize for a post 1851631200
Reposted by Ryan BairdTristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 31/08/2025Whenever you try to talk to an American patriot about even the basics of their nations history. 81648227
Reposted by Ryan BairdStephen J Pumpkins @jaybeans.bsky.social · 27/08/2025A sentence I never thought I'd say, "Americans might have to be issued new social security numbers, at great cost to the United States government, because of Big Balls uploading sensitive data to the cloud" Just would never have guessed I'd need to put those words together in that orderthedailybeast.com‘Big Balls’ in Biggest Ever Social Security Leak: WhistleblowerThe move “potentially violated multiple federal statutes” and could cause a “catastrophic impact,” the whistleblower warned, according to The New York Times. 74918
Reposted by Ryan BairdKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 09/07/2025A reminder: this is what's fuelling Elon Musk's racist text generation software over on the white supremacist website that major institutions can't stop using 1623251028
Reposted by Ryan BairdK. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/06/2025The singularity is awesome 271207244332
Reposted by Ryan Bairdhenry ✷ @strange.website · 25/06/2025jesus christ somebody's gotta stop this guy 620425
Reposted by Ryan BairdMolly White @molly.wiki · 22/05/2025welcome to the future, now your error-prone software can call the cops (this is an Anthropic employee talking about Claude Opus 4) 1653206655
