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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 30/09/2026
"pete hegseth's idea of a smart guy" is such a brutal own
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The sports knowers have logged on.
A couple of smug blowhards getting their ball game wrong.
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"General Motors teases new 8.3-liter Duramax diesel V8 engine"
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Kathryn Anne Edwards @kedseconomist.com · 23/09/2026
In 1990, the US had ~130 tax coupons (credits, adjustments, deductions, etc), today we have more than double that: 271. To address the debt, we should start with the coupon book that doles out $2.3 trillion in discounts each year, dwarfing Social Security. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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There’s a Secret Third Path to Escaping America’s Debt Trap
The US deficit has reached $1.97 trillion and is on track to pass 6% of gross domestic product this fiscal year, the latest milestone in a remarkable deterioration of the federal budget. With national...
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*bumps react version* 5k tokens later... package.json
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lovesdaryl 🌹🇺🇦🇪🇺🐸 @lovesdaryl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jesus Christ, they’re outrageous. Thank you for the link. I wasn’t doubting your statement, it’s just so incredible to which depths these people sink - and without being held accountable.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/09/2026
Could new bus shelter roofs help New Yorkers stay cool in extreme heat? We're testing a few in Brownsville to find out: a green roof covered with native plants, and reflective roofs covered with low-cost, heat-resilient film.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Who else put down a Polymarket bet on “Erick Erickson and Jamelle Bouie offer the same interpretation of the GOP on the same day “?
By Jamelle Bouie
Opinion Columnist
The Republican Party has a neo-Nazi problem.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
...In all honesty, I get why Noahpinion is so scared of the AI future. His entire job is "spewing nonsense that Marc Andreessen and his assorted fanboys like to hear." ChatGPT can 100% replace him.
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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A Kurt Vonnegut illustration of an asshole over a statement of total sycophancy.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
MyDialect?
Seattle, Portland, San Francisco
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I made a new youtube video starring this happy little guy. You can follow his silly adventures here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrXo...
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They're not tax cuts. They're exemptions from their fiduciary duties as citizens and taxpayers.
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Instead of calling them tax cuts, you should start calling them "Tributes". The US Taxpayer agrees to cover the tax bill of the wealthiest of us, as a tribute to their esteem. That's why we Pay Tribute to Bezos, who has no tax liability left after all of our help.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nightcrawler: Voe is me! I am un blue furry twink elf-devil! No von vill ever love someone like me! Storm: Have you been on the internet even once?!?
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Matthew Buckley @physicsmatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In fact, I DID back that ass up. You can see it here in cold storage...
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
There is nothing inappropriate about Donald Trump's relationship with Natalie Harp. by David Brooks
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Hari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sucks when all your scientific racist chums are also raging antisemites
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Someone tell the New York Post they are free to use the headline "Natalie Imbroglio"
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
She ran a CrossFit gym, which is basically a swinger's club that produces orthopedic injuries
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dkhunter, Crawling Chaos, Reluctant 🇨🇦 Nationalist @dkhunter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I remain bitterly disappointed in the lameness of the cyberpunk dystopia we've been getting.
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swedemason @swedemason.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I've spent 20 years dishing it out, thought I'd give myself a taste of my own medicine. Hear me bang on for an hour or so here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pws...
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’m sorrrrryyyyyy I’m crying over this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I heard there was an election...
Politico: Progressives lost
NPR: Progressives win
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More like I-ACK @mumbly-joe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
imagine dying and having people spend your funeral gargling Donald Trump's balls with your puppeteered corpse.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
if a democrat came out and said "i like puppies and babies," fox news would say "democrats support dog bites and shitting all over everything." theres no way to avoid a fox news smear. the best thing to do is support good stuff and to take on fox directly.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’m trying to write a tirade against online screenwriting gurus but I can’t figure out what the midpoint is.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
rat out these ice fuckers. we as a society need to put a scarlet letter on all of them. www.pressherald.com/2026/07/16/i...
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ICE agent who killed man in Biddeford identified as former Maine law enforcement officer
An ex-wife told the Press Herald that David Brouillette called her and admitted he was the ICE agent who shot Johan Sebastián Durán Guerrero.
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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 16/07/2026
holy shit www.phoronix.com/news/Microso... github.com/microsoft/co...
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Microsoft Goes Nostalgic In Newest Open-Source Drop: Comic Chat Open-Sourced After 30 Years
Introduced in 1996 with Internet Explorer 3.0, Microsoft Comic Chat provided comic-like avatars driven IRC chat client
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Did you know that suspended enemies count as constructs for war mind charges?
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Which one was he? The Weasley warmongering closet case.
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"Deciding on dinner".
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
People who spiral out overusing LLM chatbots are really just experiencing the kind of brain-damaging stream of unconditional validation that’s always been the norm for the hyper-wealthy, which explains a lot.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
When I fell asleep at the Garden, the Knicks were Winning. Then when I wake up, I see the Spurs have "won." It seems that in the 4th Quarter, the so-called referees kept "finding" Points for the Spurs. Rigged! Fake Game! by Donald J. Trump
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
My broken keyboard is now functional as I’ve constructed an improvised key to access the capital letters. It’s a make shift solution.
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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad.
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Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Telling 2014 me that Bill Kristol would one day be recommending Wonkette stories and watching 2014 me slide carefully but quickly away from an obvious lunatic.
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Mx. Fee @mxfee.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
DON HERTZFELDT, in this the year of our oversized spoon 2026, has uploaded a HD version of Rejected to his YT channel?!?!?! OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS I'M SO HAPPY HIIIIII
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REJECTED by DON HERTZFELDT
YouTube video by don hertzfeldt
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 20/05/2026
If releasing your tax returns and the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It's weird to be eating popcorn and watching a refactor...
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"and the representative character of the tech guys trying to turn the federal government into their personal empire will be named Augustus Dorko"
George Lucas
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