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El bago bleepin

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An object at rest cannot be stopped!

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 3h
BECAUSE THEY ARE EVERYWHERE AND IN MAH BRAINS
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 9h
Ah, instead of the Turing test we now have the boot-lick test.
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 12h
I am the very model of a modern shipyard contractor. I've got a lovely patent for some lethal head-strapped VR gear.
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 14h
Authoritarians get causality backwards. Observation: "If you know of something good, it must have been done by a good person, like the richest man on earth." Tenet: "All goodness flows from the men of wealth and power, and should be honored."
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lincoln would have hated it
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Skill Issue.
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No matter who porpoised it or announced it, I denouce it!
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Groucho Marx Says Thank You
Alt: Groucho Marx Says Thank You
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This scared me as a kid....
Crash scene in the Great Waldo Pepper.
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't care. If some app steals my keyboard focus I'm gonna cuss it out. UI sins need bad language.
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But they DID! www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL41...
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And they say CSS isn't a programming language! CSS-only games are amazing
YouTube video by Kevin Powell
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LBJ knows. www.reddit.com/r/humor/comm...
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From the humor community on Reddit: President Lyndon Johnson's amusing phone call to his tailor. August 9, 1964.
Explore this post and more from the humor community
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is there a name for this yet?
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hacking v cracking returns!
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sawing off the branch. Remember this? youtu.be/oxOYKja8b0I?... Hugh polishes that turd and he smashes it!
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Trump doubles down his claim that Obama founded ISIS, adds Obama is ISIS' "Most valuable player"
YouTube video by Hugh Hewitt
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Garthmarenghi Darkplace
ALT: Garthmarenghi Darkplace
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cunk on Heritage?
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How many know it's a republican tax on your food?
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Penetrating the globe, from hilt to shaft.
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Using legos to cheat the quantum universe: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA2p...
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Push-Pull Logic Gates | Lego Technic
YouTube video by BD Technic
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The man has never built a logic gate...
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's the only way to make sure you're politically correct in the new regime.
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#yeettheconsultants
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Ancient Trebuchet Siege Weapon in Action
ALT: Ancient Trebuchet Siege Weapon in Action
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In woke 2, all conflicts come with a tax increase. Make the warmongers fight the deficit hawks before we commit to battle.
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's a nice place to hide after you lose a war you started?
An aircraft carrier rusting out.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 30/09/2026
"pete hegseth's idea of a smart guy" is such a brutal own
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Didn't know Tom of Finland wore a suit....
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
60% of the times it works every time...
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There are no studies that prove a negative....
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A throwback....
The internet is a series of tubes...
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Get the Aussie Omega and his clan out. Start with the head.
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The sports knowers have logged on.
A couple of smug blowhards getting their ball game wrong.
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wrote the installer to install the .net framework onto windows ce.net That was a hilarious EULA when it got back from legal.
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Super Duper Intelligence Turbo: Championship Edition!
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man. If I knew sports, I would think that the NBA games were filmed, and that you could see whoever was seated in row 1. I'd take a picture of him at the game to show he was at the game, but I don't know prosecuting either...
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Paul Ryan "loved" Rage Against the Machine...
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shit man, we'll even throw in a kickflip just to show off. www.youtube.com/watch?v=53aI...
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Bryan Herman 360 Flip at the STI Lab (shot at 1000FPS)
YouTube video by STILAB1
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THEY TOOK OUR JERBS!!
Picture of an armed man doing immigration work.
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These guys needing to be super-manly all the time is a precursor to fascism...
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paying for labor costs money.
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That ain't no Ai...
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Tree Fiddy
Alt: Tree Fiddy
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That cheeses me more than data centers...
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I felt the bit where everyone has to keep on keeping on in the borked timeline hit...
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
youtu.be/QxP442T-aZ0?...
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FUCK YOU TEXAS
YouTube video by videoblast
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why do all of these nazis keep showing up up at my mass deportation party?
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We got a stupid carbon tax. Instead of the money going to schools, it's going to oil shareholders.
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is far too technical for tv. You just need to ask him how a customer paying his insurance bill is is committing fraud. Like... How is paying your insurance bill fraud?
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Touchscreen!
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Big money boys are scared of the worst people.
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El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I noticed that Fox poisoning made my mother unable to come to conclusions on her own. The house style of "this is what all good people believe" really smothers the idea of reaching your own conclusions.
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