Reposted by El bago bleepinJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 3hBECAUSE THEY ARE EVERYWHERE AND IN MAH BRAINS 6767
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 9hAh, instead of the Turing test we now have the boot-lick test. 150
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 12hI am the very model of a modern shipyard contractor. I've got a lovely patent for some lethal head-strapped VR gear. 000
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 14hAuthoritarians get causality backwards. Observation: "If you know of something good, it must have been done by a good person, like the richest man on earth." Tenet: "All goodness flows from the men of wealth and power, and should be honored." 000
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No matter who porpoised it or announced it, I denouce it!static.klipy.comGroucho Marx Says Thank YouAlt: Groucho Marx Says Thank You 010
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don't care. If some app steals my keyboard focus I'm gonna cuss it out. UI sins need bad language. 010
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026But they DID! www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL41...youtube.comAnd they say CSS isn't a programming language! CSS-only games are amazingYouTube video by Kevin Powell 010
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026LBJ knows. www.reddit.com/r/humor/comm...reddit.comFrom the humor community on Reddit: President Lyndon Johnson's amusing phone call to his tailor. August 9, 1964.Explore this post and more from the humor community 0210
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sawing off the branch. Remember this? youtu.be/oxOYKja8b0I?... Hugh polishes that turd and he smashes it!youtu.beTrump doubles down his claim that Obama founded ISIS, adds Obama is ISIS' "Most valuable player"YouTube video by Hugh Hewitt 011
Reposted by El bago bleepinae @aelkus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comGarthmarenghi DarkplaceALT: Garthmarenghi Darkplace 227149
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026How many know it's a republican tax on your food? 000
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Using legos to cheat the quantum universe: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA2p...youtube.comPush-Pull Logic Gates | Lego TechnicYouTube video by BD Technic 020
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's the only way to make sure you're politically correct in the new regime. 010
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026#yeettheconsultantsstatic.klipy.comAncient Trebuchet Siege Weapon in ActionALT: Ancient Trebuchet Siege Weapon in Action 020
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In woke 2, all conflicts come with a tax increase. Make the warmongers fight the deficit hawks before we commit to battle. 000
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's a nice place to hide after you lose a war you started? 180
Reposted by El bago bleepine.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 30/09/2026"pete hegseth's idea of a smart guy" is such a brutal own 1660884
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There are no studies that prove a negative.... 020
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Get the Aussie Omega and his clan out. Start with the head. 000
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wrote the installer to install the .net framework onto windows ce.net That was a hilarious EULA when it got back from legal. 020
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Super Duper Intelligence Turbo: Championship Edition! 110
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Man. If I knew sports, I would think that the NBA games were filmed, and that you could see whoever was seated in row 1. I'd take a picture of him at the game to show he was at the game, but I don't know prosecuting either... 000
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Paul Ryan "loved" Rage Against the Machine... 030
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Shit man, we'll even throw in a kickflip just to show off. www.youtube.com/watch?v=53aI...youtube.comBryan Herman 360 Flip at the STI Lab (shot at 1000FPS)YouTube video by STILAB1 001
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026These guys needing to be super-manly all the time is a precursor to fascism... 030
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That ain't no Ai...static.klipy.comTree FiddyAlt: Tree Fiddy 000
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I felt the bit where everyone has to keep on keeping on in the borked timeline hit... 000
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026youtu.be/QxP442T-aZ0?...youtu.beFUCK YOU TEXASYouTube video by videoblast 030
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Why do all of these nazis keep showing up up at my mass deportation party? 050
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We got a stupid carbon tax. Instead of the money going to schools, it's going to oil shareholders. 020
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is far too technical for tv. You just need to ask him how a customer paying his insurance bill is is committing fraud. Like... How is paying your insurance bill fraud? 020
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Big money boys are scared of the worst people. 040
El bago bleepin @bagofbleeps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I noticed that Fox poisoning made my mother unable to come to conclusions on her own. The house style of "this is what all good people believe" really smothers the idea of reaching your own conclusions. 090