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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 11h
the bluesky experience
the meme of the two identical nations but with different adjectives applied to their ships and castles, one set positive one negative, in this case everything has been changed to "jokes"

so on the left it's: "our blessed jokes, our glorious jokes, our great jokes, our noble jokes, our heroic jokes"

on the right it's: "their barbarous jokes, their wicked jokes, their primitive jokes, their backward jokes, their brutish jokes"
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 9h

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Brent Maguire @bmags94.bsky.social · 5h
Jacob Misiorowski's first pitch of the game, clocked at 104.8 mph (fastest by a postseason pitcher in the pitch-tracking era)
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He is also estimated to have ensured the mass deaths of 16 million people by 2030, in addition to the whole history's most prolific distributor of CSAM thing
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16h
I worry in the next few years we're all going to have to have some patient, complicated conversations with older or less media-engaged relatives who see the le epic trump takedown posts but do not stuff like this about who Gavin Newsom Really Is
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 12h
that one guy hogging the mic after your conference talk when you’re a woman
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🌑 @fell.energy · 13h
an instagram post by @aauriettv of herself as northernlion hitting a cunty pose. caption: fuck it. northernlion for halloween
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 16h
Meta has enabled Muse to build extensive and ever-growing profiles on the orbit of people in a user’s life. Based on user input but also “publicly available information.” Whether that means a web search, Facebook’s own extensive data, or buying data broker info…we don’t know? And we can’t opt out.
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Muse Creates Detailed Profiles of All Your Friends and Family
Millions have downloaded Meta’s AI agent Muse. But getting it to do your bidding comes with privacy costs.
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Mor Shapiro’s Bone-dry Pussy @baebrahamlincoln.bsky.social · 13h
I love this for Tom “Send in the Troops” Cotton.
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 17h
This country won't control its sex pests, so long as there's profit to be made.
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Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Here’s how! Go to “Accessibility” in Bluesky settings and turn that first switch on. Never forget alt text again.
Accessibility menu in Bluesky settings

Alt text - require alt text before posting - switch to ON
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David Lublin @davidlublin.bsky.social · 18h
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dataphreak 🌕 @whyareyoubuyingclothesatthesoup.store · 15/05/2026
Slay the Spire 2 screenshot of the Necrobinder fighting Decimillipede. A speech bubble suggests that the Necrobinder is speaking the quoted post.
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Golden State Worrier @cheesegod.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You thought regular 9/11 was bad?
A truck that says “poop911.com”
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Mor Shapiro’s Bone-dry Pussy @baebrahamlincoln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is it weird that I believe, in a world where #DropoutTV was a cable channel in the 1990s, I would’ve definitely gotten this at the blockbuster, arguing that it had to be the same people, without putting any critical thinking to work?
Boomer-ass picture of a TV showing the Roku Home Screen. On the right side is a movie poster with the words: GAMECHANGERS:
MOTHER ATHLETE (Starring) SKYLAR DIGGINS and SHERYL SWOOPES now playing on the RoKuChannel
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Mor Shapiro’s Bone-dry Pussy @baebrahamlincoln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Homer Simpson Drooling
Alt: Homer Simpson Drooling
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Mor Shapiro’s Bone-dry Pussy @baebrahamlincoln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We’re agreeing to call this FASHCOM, right?
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Yung En Chee @yungenchee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An incisive and very clarifying interview with @rightlivelihood.org 2026 awardee @timnitgebru.blacksky.app Very well worth your time‼️
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ironically, my original interview with the journalist I spoke with was primarily about how "inconsistencies" can come from gender bias in investigatory processes and then be blamed on survivors. It was the inspiration for this thread--but none of these points made it into any USA Today article:
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is impeccably phrased
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think it is evidence of how so much we have been made to think that gaining an audience is the goal of life in this attention-seeking economy that saying "a rapist shouldn't seek a public persona that is available for consumption" is taken as equivalent to saying they "can never rejoin society."
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Cam Schlittler Enthusiast (NYY 2-1) @njstopwonk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Internet celebrates team getting eliminated in playoffs” No shit, that’s like, a common occurrence, people talk shit in sports, and teams like the Fever always get shit talked the most because then getting bounced feels like divine intervention
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Parkscope Joe @parkscopejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is insane.
Christopher Hale w @ChristopherHale
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NEW: According to a bombshell report in the New York Times, Anthropic co-founder Chris Olah threatened to walk out of Pope Leo XIV's Al encyclical launch in May because the pope rejected the idea that machines can be conscious.
Olah's team then privately lobbied the pope's advisers "to take the possibility of model consciousness seriously." Pope Leo XIV held firm.
For months, Anthropic has wined and dined theologians and religious scholars under nondisclosure agreements, hoping they would bless the idea that Claude has moral standing.
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✨Cramer©️ @cramer-1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The age of butt is over. The time of the boob has come
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I like that when I joined bluesky it was a place for sickos to not be bothered by Nazis but now it has a reputation for being super libbed up so when I say something like "do you think Wolverine got regular boners or did it pop in and out like his claws" someone will stop by to say "VOTE!"
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Dan Shafer @danshafer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you live in Greenfield, Greendale, Hales Corners or Milwaukee's far southwest side, your vote could determine which party controls the legislature for the next two years, policies that impact millions of Wisconsinites. No pressure!
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Rob Northrup. This Gun in My Hand podcast🕵 @deidzoeb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Post from twitter. "If you've ever tried to put your finger up a straight guy's ass during sex, you'll know that they actually understand ongoing consent, withdrawal of consent and sexual boundaries very well. They act confused when it's our bodies." 2/18/18
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guys complaining about women at the gym: brother their breasts and asses, they arouse me Women complaining about men at the gym: I was *in the middle* of a squat rep when a guy pulled my headphones off in order to tell me I smell nice and then try to correct my form by pushing the barbell around
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Mor Shapiro’s Bone-dry Pussy @baebrahamlincoln.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Refusing a background check only knocked 2 states off my list! (NC and NJ) Terrifying!!!
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/pook... Reminder: 8 months ago, ICE had already stopped paying for medical treatment for its prisoners months earlier.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
It is a perfect storm between fascism and literally the most infectious disease.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Measles makes literally *everything else more dangerous*. Whether it's foodbourne illness from the Aramark maggot-infested food in the concentration camps, or infected wounds from the beatings and torture and sexual abuse that happens in the concentration camps, or just plain covid and flu.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Inside those concentration camps, people hit by measles will lose any previously acquired immunity, whether from vax or previous infection, and become vulnerable to every other disease there. That is why when the measles vaccine was invented, childhood mortality from *all causes* declined.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
ICE pigs shuttling measles across the country in Diesel Therapy to avoid habeas corpus, from one concentration camp to another to a hub between a dozen more, then going back to their mathematically improbable overtime infecting every single person they assault, etc en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diesel_...
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Diesel therapy - Wikipedia
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
A key thing to remember when seeing that measles is in the concentration camps, is that covid killed more cops than any other cause. Cops are superspreaders, a gestapo jumping around the country to terrorize one city after another, kidnapping people into concentration camps, is a perfect storm.
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Dax 🏳️‍⚧️🏴🇵🇸🌲 @trillsymbiont.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Michael Tracey being laughed at and thinking that he is owning people who are just correctly calling him the despicable sweaty rapist that he is which isn’t upsetting to them it’s just a true fact
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David Thomas Moore @dtmooreeditor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's a scene in Ted Lasso about this - "Rebecca, all those children are *dead*." Honestly there's no way any of them actually survived what happened to them, their being alive at the end is blatant Wonkaist propaganda.
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Dr Kat Day (she/her) 🎃🌓 @chronicleflask.katday.com · 01/10/2026
Another week, another “we’re vaguely familiar with the basic premise of the story while at the same time wilfully missing the entire point” moment
Screenshot:

Is this a 3D model?
@IsThisA3DModel

80% of the children who accepted Wonka's Golden Ticket died

Josh Daws
@JoshDaws 
Rejecting Al is like refusing Wonka's golden ticket.
Anything you want to, do it Wanna change the world?
There's nothing to it
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Justin Eger @fugitivecourier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is very much a case of, "You can stop selling, I'm already in."
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Mor Shapiro’s Bone-dry Pussy @baebrahamlincoln.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck da Braves
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 02/10/2026
Alt text: "Michael Knowles on twitter saying "Have the state executioners considered taking Christa Pike to the woods and crushing her skull with a rock?" Catholic doctrine opposes the death penalty.
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 02/10/2026
Please don’t forget, my loves… The one way they stay in power is by keeping us at each other’s throats instead of theirs.
The two astronauts with back guy having a gun at pointed at front guy looking at a giant eatth but I replaced it with the words why shit sucks. wait it’s all capitalism? Always has been
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Mor Shapiro’s Bone-dry Pussy @baebrahamlincoln.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fail at stopping? How about failing to try anything other than saying shit like, this is a challenging debate with no winners and what they’re talking about trans rights or abducting people off the streets.
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Mor Shapiro’s Bone-dry Pussy @baebrahamlincoln.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also, the screenshot folks are wrong, Milwaukee has a black holocaust museum: www.abhmuseum.org
abhmuseum.org
Welcome to ABHM! - America's Black Holocaust Museum
ABHM builds public awareness of the harmful legacies of slavery and Jim Crow in America and promotes racial repair, reconciliation, and healing. A society that remembers its past in order to shape a b...
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They didn't, they ran a V-coding enthusiast candidate who would only say "I will follow the law" with a serious face whenever asked about trans rights. And then fell hard for Newsom with consultant-fermented floods of transphobic genAI slop generated by the world's largest creator of CSAM.
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Mor Shapiro’s Bone-dry Pussy @baebrahamlincoln.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Clue Flames Flames On The Side Of My Head
Alt: Clue gif of Ms Scarlett saying, “Flames Flames On The Side Of My Head”
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