iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026

Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other theonion.com/critically-acclaimed-t…

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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Same as it ever was

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

these people would say it was "unclear" why more people in germany didnt openly identify as jewish in 1942

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Harris Foster - Biddy Blas FAN ACCOUNT @harris.zone · 06/09/2026

Opened up TikTok this morning to my notifications exploding. I have discovered that the Minecraft community thinks I saved C418’s life after they found an old comment thread where the two of us joked about me giving him my kidney for a life-saving operation.

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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 21/09/2026

Meetings 3 story points Focused IC work 34 story points Documentation 2 story points Managing up 144 story points someone who is good at video game production please help me allocate time. my milestone is dying

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

it’s really cool that somehow the media environment is so broken that the average legacy newspaper’s primary incentive is to become Kiwifarms

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

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Tosshi (Halloween Version) @tosshi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Joe Taslim and Yayan Ruhian please continue fighting each other on film until the heat death of the universe.

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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This image was posted on Something Awful within the hour of the second tower being hit iirc

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Mighoul Revenantparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,

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Consume! @badsiteman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Going to invade the pickleball subreddit and start shouting about Real Tennis: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_te...

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Real tennis - Wikipedia

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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Comparing “blogging” to “AI Slop” is the type of take that emerges from being obsessed with how people talk about things instead of being interested in what things are.

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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Gonna have to wrap the screen we watch this on in one of those anti-bedbug plastic covers. Gonna have to put the film in a medical waste container once we're done.

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ceej @ceej.online · 12/06/2024

My wife, a prodigious sleep-talker, failed to disclose her affliction when we started dating, which led to the fright of my life the night she sat bolt upright in bed and in a low flat monotone loudly declared that “THIRTEEN BABIES REMAIN UNFATHERED.”

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「ＹＡＳＥ」 eek!-clips 🎃 @eclipse.yase.world · 31/10/2025

I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night

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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 01/09/2026

When the myth of "objective journalism" becomes too difficult to feign, its practitioners report the actual news less and less. Audience size and trust in media has been collapsing for as long as this has been so. Correlation isn't always causation, but sometimes it is when you'd rather it weren't!

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since

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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

If your state is controlled by Democrats, there is no reason that they shouldn't pass legislation allowing direct-to-consumer vehicle sales to put a significant source of Republican donations out of business for good.

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

seems like a good time to remind people that Niemöller (the author of the confession memorialized in the "First they came for the Communists" poem) was a Hitler supporter, and made that confession after spending time in the Dachau concentration camp

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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I am not here to debate the accuracy of this statement, merely to say that in Crank 2: High Voltage they got Jason Statham to wear a big rubber Jason Statham mask for a kaiju parody fight scene where he's stomping around like Godzilla, it's pure movie magic

Jason Statham wearing a big rubber mask of himself

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/08/2026

im the dumbest motherfucker on the planet and i fell for a guy on you tube saying that polio is good for you. you have to be nice to me and treat my views as if theyre normal things an adult with a functioning brain might blelieve

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Sporkamarink @strivingally.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

My personal favourite is still the one about the difference between a sauce and a dressing:

Screenshot from a hilariously off-target google AI overview about the difference between sauces and dressings.
“The main difference between a sauce and a dressing is their purpose: sauces add flavor and texture to dishes, while dressings are used to protect wounds.
Sauces: add flavor, texture and visual appeal to dishes. Sauces can also add contrasting or complementary flavors and colors to a plate. For example, tomato sauce is a common base for Mexican salsas and Italian pasta dishes.
Dressings: used to protect wounds and prevent infection, while also allowing healing. A dressing should be large enough to completely cover the wound, with a safety margin of about 2.5cm on all sides. A standard serving size for salad dressing is two tablespoons.”

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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

“You couldn’t make up a better allegory for the disproportionality in state funding between policing and public housing.”

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

“Free stuff? Who’s paying for it?” - asks a Washington Post podcast with a budget but no listeners

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 16/08/2026

your Tesla supports mass child death

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./yemáko/badgames.zip @badgameszip.itch.io · 10/08/2026

sorry to the haters but the CORRECT order to play the series is A Short Hike Big Walk Marathon

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Anne Eeeeeeeeeee!!! 👻 @toughestfrail.com · 09/08/2026

I worked at a place that sold architectural salvage and when it went corporate and new leadership came in, one looked me dead in the eye and said "Why would I want something that looks used and old?" I felt such a gulf between us in that moment, big cartoon chasm all at once

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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 07/08/2026

yeah, we told you that this exact thing would happen, but you crushed the people who tried telling you while liberals cheered you on.

Headline from The New Yorker

How Biden Enabled Israel's Aggression Toward Gaza - and Iran

Top Officials from the previous Administration now express regret over their failure to rein in Netanyahu.

By David D. Kirkpatrick

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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 02/08/2026

I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.

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Will “Available for Contracts” Smith @willsmith.fun · 31/07/2026

The last time someone ran this scam and it blew up, my electric bill quintupled overnight. I wonder how it’s going to screw us this time?

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

this might actually be how we achieve world peace

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birdcommunist @birdcom.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip

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rimidar @rimidar.au · 30/07/2026

xi jinping help i spill my jice

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 29/07/2026

“You’re delusional if you ‘feel’ like the economy is bad, numbers don’t care about your feelings, just look at this chart of a line going up WAIT NOT THAT CHART

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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

At least I feel less crazy (and this would be more proof that Trump is just a symptom rather than the cause) feeling like the last 15 years have been a noticeable downward spiral for everything in America:

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