Reposted by Consume!Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 50168295519
Reposted by Consume!The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other theonion.com/critically-acclaimed-t… 154039423
Reposted by Consume!Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026these people would say it was "unclear" why more people in germany didnt openly identify as jewish in 1942 4242381219
Consume! @badsiteman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Yeah, it was more just me being bummed that I can gesture broadly and this lands for so many people. 000
Consume! @badsiteman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I can think of at least three people this applies to, sigh. 110
Reposted by Consume!Harris Foster - Biddy Blas FAN ACCOUNT @harris.zone · 06/09/2026Opened up TikTok this morning to my notifications exploding. I have discovered that the Minecraft community thinks I saved C418’s life after they found an old comment thread where the two of us joked about me giving him my kidney for a life-saving operation. 618013
Reposted by Consume!Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 21/09/2026Meetings 3 story points Focused IC work 34 story points Documentation 2 story points Managing up 144 story points someone who is good at video game production please help me allocate time. my milestone is dying 410714
Consume! @badsiteman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I feel like Doom 3's code is like looking at some incredibly ornate old building with Gargoyles and other ornamentation on it. We lost the ability to make such beauty long before AI. Modern capitalism doesn't allow for the craft to be crafted, it just has to be built and thrown out the door ASAP. 0130
Reposted by Consume!Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/09/2026 115220
Reposted by Consume!victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it’s really cool that somehow the media environment is so broken that the average legacy newspaper’s primary incentive is to become Kiwifarms 131299268
Consume! @badsiteman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Is it weird that I’ve seen KPop stans go crazy at and try and cancel random western things that are totally impenetrable to me so this feels like doing it in reverse and I’d love to see their response. 070
Reposted by Consume!Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786472563
Reposted by Consume!Tosshi (Halloween Version) @tosshi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Joe Taslim and Yayan Ruhian please continue fighting each other on film until the heat death of the universe. 021
Reposted by Consume!much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This image was posted on Something Awful within the hour of the second tower being hit iirc 8166661568
Reposted by Consume!Mighoul Revenantparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn, 6277072029
Consume! @badsiteman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Going to invade the pickleball subreddit and start shouting about Real Tennis: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_te...en.wikipedia.orgReal tennis - Wikipedia 001
Reposted by Consume!austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Comparing “blogging” to “AI Slop” is the type of take that emerges from being obsessed with how people talk about things instead of being interested in what things are. 262433437
Consume! @badsiteman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It gives managers the impression they can fire people, leading to massive layoffs, leading to more fascism? 001
Reposted by Consume!austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Gonna have to wrap the screen we watch this on in one of those anti-bedbug plastic covers. Gonna have to put the film in a medical waste container once we're done. 17703127
Reposted by Consume!ceej @ceej.online · 12/06/2024My wife, a prodigious sleep-talker, failed to disclose her affliction when we started dating, which led to the fright of my life the night she sat bolt upright in bed and in a low flat monotone loudly declared that “THIRTEEN BABIES REMAIN UNFATHERED.” 1294563530
Reposted by Consume!「ＹＡＳＥ」 eek!-clips 🎃 @eclipse.yase.world · 31/10/2025I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night 3852161602
Consume! @badsiteman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Soon, there will be no Xbox, and no Playstation, just incredibly expensive gaming PCs, and kids gaming on a device from Temu called the CoolGamer69 that runs a fork of Android that boots a fake looking Steam UI and is probably a security nightmare but somehow runs a AAA game natively at 120fps 040
Consume! @badsiteman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hate to learn there’s clearly a good Coen and a bad Coen, but also i haven’t seen bad Coen’s latest movies they everyone dunked on anyway. 000
Reposted by Consume!Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 01/09/2026When the myth of "objective journalism" becomes too difficult to feign, its practitioners report the actual news less and less. Audience size and trust in media has been collapsing for as long as this has been so. Correlation isn't always causation, but sometimes it is when you'd rather it weren't! 2731195
Consume! @badsiteman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Also I hate the skinner-box-ification of games, the progress is there to just drive further engagement to sell you horse armor 010
Consume! @badsiteman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I have a job and a family for these, video games are my reprieve from trying to climb the ladder of life. 110
Consume! @badsiteman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This may be the most Steve Lin post in history, perfection. 000
Reposted by Consume!Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 20/09/2023(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since 01332330
Reposted by Consume!Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 29/08/2026If your state is controlled by Democrats, there is no reason that they shouldn't pass legislation allowing direct-to-consumer vehicle sales to put a significant source of Republican donations out of business for good. 221725307
Reposted by Consume!Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026seems like a good time to remind people that Niemöller (the author of the confession memorialized in the "First they came for the Communists" poem) was a Hitler supporter, and made that confession after spending time in the Dachau concentration camp 3540911147
Consume! @badsiteman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The grifters yearn for Shingy, the Digital Prophet™️ 000
Reposted by Consume!Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I am not here to debate the accuracy of this statement, merely to say that in Crank 2: High Voltage they got Jason Statham to wear a big rubber Jason Statham mask for a kaiju parody fight scene where he's stomping around like Godzilla, it's pure movie magic 472763552
Reposted by Consume!merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/08/2026im the dumbest motherfucker on the planet and i fell for a guy on you tube saying that polio is good for you. you have to be nice to me and treat my views as if theyre normal things an adult with a functioning brain might blelieve 71172135
Reposted by Consume!Sporkamarink @strivingally.bsky.social · 28/04/2025My personal favourite is still the one about the difference between a sauce and a dressing: 312436
