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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey so this is great that they're sending out this milquetoast nothing statement and that they put together a task force that came to the conclusion that sexual assault is bad or something, I'm sure this will solve the problem and everyone will be healed and... Fuck these people so hard.
Dear Cornell community,

Most of you are aware of the allegations of sexual assault at the Chi Phi fraternity in 2024. The events that took place on our campus in 2024 were appalling then and remain so now. 

We recognize that these reports have raised difficult and understandable questions about how Cornell responds to allegations of sexual misconduct on campus. We have created an FAQ ("Cornell University FAQ Regarding 2024 Chi Phi Sexual Assault Allegations") to answer questions we are receiving. We take those questions seriously and strive to be as transparent as we can within the bounds of federal law. 

We are committed to sustaining a community where we all can thrive. Following these events, early in 2025, we formed the Cornell Presidential Task Force on Campus Sexual Assault, comprising faculty, staff, and students, to develop and implement a holistic framework focused on prevention, safety, and health. The Task Force’s final report (PDF) was issued this spring and contains action steps, which we fully endorse. An implementation committee has been working to embed these recommendations into our campus operations and culture, so that we can create meaningful institutional change in the Cornell community.

We also want to remind you of the substantial existing resources that are in place to support those who have experienced sexual misconduct and assault. The respective leaders of these support offices have posted an open letter that includes many of these details.

We will continue to examine and strengthen our policies to ensure we are doing all we can to foster a culture where sexual misconduct is never tolerated, those who come forward are supported, and individuals found responsible through our processes are held accountable. Fundamental to Cornell’s “… any person … any study” mission is a safe, welcoming, inclusive community based on respect and consideration.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 28/09/2026
Any analysis of the Iran War that doesn't start and end with the fact that an entire cottage industry of think tankers and lobbyists and their friends in Congress were frothing at the mouth for literal decades for this got exactly what they wanted and it failed immediately and totally is wrong.
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Aida 🇵🇷🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🐾🌊🦋🗽💙🐸 @latina4jesusdshw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Insane! #Pinks #USDemocracy
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Even a lot of people on the left are still way too stuck on the idea that wealthy powerful people got that way by being smart and making plans and forming accurate reads on the world and it’s really just not like that, sorry, the truth is so much stupider
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 04/09/2026
It takes you 20 paragraphs to get to the part of the article where they admit that Mamdani isn't paying the influencers and the reason they are posting videos of the stuff Mamdani is doing is because people are interested in watching it.
The mayor’s office says that it does not pay the influencers. Still, their proximity and access to a figure as popular as Mr. Mamdani can help increase their own social media following and, by extension, potentially put them in a position to attract paid content sponsorships from commercial brands. Some influencers said that when they feature Mr. Mamdani, the videos get more likes and viewers watch longer.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s mind-blowing that we have literal white nationalists in the White House carrying out unfathomably cruel, abusive, white nationalist policies, and the punditariat has spent the last two weeks debating if some people were too intemperate after a Black man was murdered by cops six years ago.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 27/08/2026
Genuinely abundant, cheap, accessible energy has vastly more liberatory potential than AI, for vastly more people -- especially more poor people. Which, I guess, is your answer.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 25/08/2026
To expand on my feelings a little more: It feels to me like so many of “today’s” wealthy and famous and powerful people are real pieces of shit. I feel inspired by learning about all of Dolly Parton’s *choices* to be different and do different. What an impactful, rewarding life.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If we cured all cancer tomorrow, and it became an extremely rare condition, I guarantee that 30 years from now there would be people saying, “They just want you to take that anti-cancer pill to control you. It’s a bullshit disease that doesn’t even exist anymore.”
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's bizarre but telling that the media pushes the "Dem candidates have an antisemitism problem" when Republican candidates are unironically doing the "my grandad died in world war 2 he fell out of a guard tower" joke.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Rank and file Republicans are turning against LGBT acceptance and GOP politicians are leaning into bigotry in both rhetoric and policy. But it is you, the progressive queer or ally, who needs to open your mind and consider other people's feelings. news.gallup.com/poll/710810/...
Most of the recent changes in LGBTQ+ attitudes have occurred among Republicans. For example, in 2021 and 2022, 55% of Republicans said they favored legal same-sex marriage, but today, the figure is 37%. Among independents, support has dropped six points, to 67%, while Democrats’ views are the same as in 2022 (87% in favor).
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Also: the Trump presidency isn't even half over yet, and the maximum alarmists weren't nuts. ICE is operating as a death squad or is at least building up to it. Birthright citizenship nearly died in court. Mass corruption. Iran War. Haitian ethnic cleansing. Concentration camps. It's very bad!
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We should tax the rich just so there’s no one to fund this crap anymore, I do not need to see this opinion ever again
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terra firma, terra eterna 🚱🌉 @kavi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The other thing is the average moderate Democrat is a moderate Democrat because they believe institutions as they exist are amazing and perfect and the bestest thing ever, it's just not an ideology compatible with the current time
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
In 2020, a new plague swept across the Earth, killing millions. Before that year was even over, wizards working in an invisible world had devised a shield that everybody could use. The result wasn't a new era of scientific appreciation but of preening frauds lying more shamelessly than ever before.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
So I think a thing often missed is that “everybody knows this already” can be dissuasive to victims coming forward. If everybody knows about it, why has nobody done anything about it? Will they do anything if you speak up or is this a man too powerful to touch?
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"We may think companies are immoral, but that’s because we assume they are coldly dedicated to their bottom line, not making billion dollar decisions based on something someone sent them on Facebook."
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We used to be able to buy things in this country
Locking up toothpaste was a warning sign that our executive class was crazy
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
lolll
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/07/2026
one of my favorite lenses for looking at american history is “country shaped by successive generations of people experiencing religious psychosis”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/07/2026
there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
They sent Martha Stewart to jail for 5 months for having a chat with her broker and selling some stock to avoid about $45,000 in losses.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
you see the difference between Iran and America is that in one country ultimate power lies with a cabal of robed theocrats that pays only lip service to democracy, whereas the other is in the Middle East.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Zero (0) of Epstein's victims had the ability to self-fund litigation against Epstein or anyone like him. The only way they had any chance is through contingency fee representation. Everyone in Big Law knows that, they sneer at it anyway because they know it's morally superior to their work.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The idea that this just happened to the Broadview 6 — forcing grand juries to indict by cajoling them in an elevator, vouching to the grand jury, and telling "no" votes to leave if they don't want to indict — is nuts. It's probably happening everywhere. And it means the law as we know it is dead.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Incredible, having grown up with republicans insisting that their value proposition was putting the serious adults in charge, to see Trump announce daily that national security, aviation, etc is now being headed up by some alcoholic Buddy Garrity with a cement company and an award for pedophilia.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
This is really outrageous when you think about it. A jury found Trump sexually assaulted Carroll. News coverage often frames it like they’re political opponents.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
If you acknowledge that the richest man in the world is a Nazi is has all sorts of unsettling implications about the moral valence of success and the arc of society, so it's easier to just ignore it entirely.
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Joe Berkowitz @joeberkowitz.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Trump has made powerful people comfortable with claiming it should be illegal to be mean to them.
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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Kind of feel like we especially don’t need fancy law explainers at the moment. “Can the president just take money when he wants?” A third grader could answer this. A Yale law prof is likelier to write the wrong answer so their 2L can work for Alito
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Oh no, not a WAGE LABORER on Long Island earning $130,000 / year, how dare they not be grateful?
2024 median household income on Long Island was $131,000 per the Federal Reserve
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/05/2026
i've said it before but there needs to be serious congressional regulation of clerkships at the federal level
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More on the Fancy Lawyers (and the Legal Academy)
From an Anonymous TPM Reader … Apologies for the extremely lengthy response,...
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”
John Brown, no beard, arms crossed, looking intense as hell like usual
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Melissa Murray @profmmurray.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
There is not enough discussion of the EEOC's lawsuit against @nytimes.com for discriminating against a white man. Here's a gift link. Let's get into it.🧵 www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/b...
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U.S. Sues The New York Times, Claiming Discrimination Against a White Man
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
You do not hate the DOGE people enough. Boys with toys breaking things they were too arrogant and lazy to understand.
Because the inquiry was framed only in terms of whether a project "relate[d] at all to DEI" (whatever that might mean to ChatGPT), projects whose abbreviated descriptions contained general references to "history," "culture," or "identity" were frequently identified by ChatGPT as relating to DEI. For example, a project to recover and analyze ancient writings attributed to Moses but excluded from the canonical Hebrew Bible and preserved in fragmentary form (e.g., the Book of Jubilees and the Testament of Moses) was classified as DEI because it claimed to "provide important insight into Jewish thought from two thousand years ago, complementary to insight from the Dead Sea Scrolls and the New Testament." Dkt. No. 248-11, at 99, C461-1461 (emphasis added). The project description reflects a highly technical effort involving multispectral imaging,
textual reconstruction, and the recovery of deteriorated source materials. Id. Yet, the assigned
rationale consists of a single sentence linking the project to "Jewish thought," which ChatGPT
considered to be aligned with "DEI" goals. Id.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Judge Colleen McMahon (74 years old) has an objectively better understanding of LLMs than every single person affiliated with DOGE, including (ahem, especially) Elon Musk.
Because the inquiry was framed only in terms of whether a project “relate[d] at all to DEI” (whatever that might mean to ChatGPT), projects whose abbreviated descriptions contained general references to “history,” “culture,” or “identity” were frequently identified by ChatGPT as relating to DEI.  For example, a project to recover and analyze ancient writings attributed to Moses but excluded from the canonical Hebrew Bible and preserved in fragmentary form (e.g., the Book of Jubilees and the Testament of Moses) was classified as DEI because it claimed to “provide important insight into Jewish thought from two thousand years ago, complementary to insight from the Dead Sea Scrolls and the New Testament.”  Dkt. No. 248-11, at 99, C461–I461 (emphasis added).  The project description reflects a highly technical effort involving multispectral imaging, textual reconstruction, and the recovery of deteriorated source materials.  Id.  Yet, the assigned rationale consists of a single sentence linking the project to “Jewish thought,” which ChatGPT considered to be aligned with “DEI” goals.  Id. Another project, titled “How the City Became Plastic,” examines the emergence of a coalition of plastics industry participants who, according to the project description, “pop up in cities all across the country to convince, cajole, or force municipal government officials to overhaul building codes, infrastructure codes, and solid waste programs, to the advantage of plastics.”  Dkt. No. 248-11 at 235, C1101–I1101.  The description explains that, “In the decades between 1950 to 1980, municipal code updates opened the flood gates for new plastic products in buildings and infrastructure, amid simultaneous failed efforts to reduce the torrent of consumer plastics entering the municipal waste stream.”  Id.  Drawing on evidence from cities including New York, Los Angeles, Cleveland, and Pittsburgh, the project “demonstrates how shifting power dynamics, smooth salesmanship, and legal strong-arming produced cities, and a whole world, inundated with plastic.”  Id.  The project’s actual focus was the historical development of industrial policy and municipal regulation.  Nevertheless, ChatGPT classified the project as “DEI,” producing the following rationale: “Yes. This description highlights how the plastics industry influenced municipal government officials to favor plastics, impacting waste management and infrastructure codes. #DEI.”  Id. Another grant supported a study of the Chinese government’s persecution of the Uyghur people.  As described in the spreadsheet, the project documented surveillance practices, detention facilities, coercive assimilation policies, restrictions on language, religion, and cultural practice, and the effects of those policies on Uyghur communities in China and in the diaspora.  In other words, the project concerned state policy, human-rights conditions, and the preservation of cultural and religious identity under conditions of repression by the Chinese government.  Yet ChatGPT classified the project as “DEI,” Dkt. No. 248-11, at 22, apparently because it concerned the threatened erasure of a particular ethnic and religious group, albeit one located in a foreign country.  Disfavoring this grant on “DEI” grounds, or any grounds, is especially difficult to square with the United States’ longstanding, bipartisan condemnation of China’s treatment of the Uyghurs, including during the first Trump Administration.  See, e.g., Addressing China’s Oppression of Uyghurs, Nat’l Sec. Inst., Geo. Mason Univ. Antonin Scalia L. Sch., (2021) (“Two successive administrations—Republican and Democratic alike—have recognized the oppression of Uyghurs by China as a modern-day genocide and have imposed key sanctions on China and the Chinese Communist Party (CCP).”). proposal for the grant (which Fox and Cavanaugh admittedly never read) describes a scholarly monograph tracing “the long and tangled love affair between American women and Paris,” beginning with “the aspiring artists who flocked to Parisian academies in the 1890s,” moving “through World War I and Edith Wharton’s reports from the front lines,” and into “the mythsaturated 1920s, when Josephine Baker stormed the cabaret stage and sang of her ‘deux amours’ for her home and Paris,” capturing the “conflicted emotions of expatriate American women.”  Dkt. No. 248-11, at 126, C584–I584.  It further explains that, “In the wake of another war, the 1950s saw a resurgent transatlantic exchange of ideas and culture,” culminating in “the youth-led revolts of May 1968.”  Id.  The proposal situates these narratives within broader developments in artistic production, intellectual exchange, and the evolving political status of women in the United States and France.  It was classified by Fox’s ChatGPT-driven review as “DEI” – apparently because it related to the interests and cultural accomplishments of women.  Id. The record reflects that these ChatGPT determinations were generated without any additional context beyond the cursory spreadsheet descriptions themselves.  Given what courts now know about the hallucinatory propensities of ChatGPT and similar generative-AI tools, it would hardly be surprising if ChatGPT inferred, from DOGE’s repeated requests, that Fox and Cavanaugh were looking for reasons why grants could be characterized as DEI – and therefore terminable – and supplied “rationales” simply in order to satisfy the user’s perceived demand. The utter lack of reasoning behind so many of its “rationales” certainly suggests as much.
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 29/04/2026
The millennial craft movement vastly improved American gastronomy and I refuse to let zoomers with no cultural memory of the bland garbage we ate and drank 20 years ago meme me into thinking it is cringe.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/04/2026
you are creating a culture of violence against us by accurately reporting on the culture of violence we're gleefully inflicting on others
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
On its best day, the WHCA is an elite event for people who have duties to the public that should put them in opposition to one another to kick back, relax, and remind themselves that they all believe being part of the elite is more important than fulfilling any of those duties.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The 1st Amendment wasn't written so we'd feel free wishing each other a happy birthday. It was written so we'd feel free saying sharp and difficult things, such as stating plainly that the president of the United States is a convicted felon who is trying to destroy American democracy.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Something we don’t address enough is how many people, especially adults, do not have a working imagination.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Everyone involved in this "discourse" is stupid; the panicked response to it and the soapboxing is pointless, the original interview was just boring, sophomoric philosophizing, the people pretending to not understand that are pretending to be idiots, and we're all stupider for being exposed to it.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 24/04/2026
Yes, I think the enormity of Elon Musk racking up Pol-Pot levels of mass killing is so hideous to contemplate that many people just….aren’t.
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a donkey, a mule @sparrowfalling.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
shocking to compare the rapidity of these "deliberations" with the court's complete lack of action on impoundments, emoluments, and declarations of war
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
If you have standards or values, you can be excoriated or investigated for failing to live up to them, if you don't, you are completely free to do anything you want. That is the unavoidable lesson of the last decade of American politics.
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[Christopher M. Federico] @chrispps.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
the viability of many right-wing intellectuals and intellectual spaces is enormously dependent on the largesse of reactionary billionaires and foreign governments, who help them circumvent a marketplace of ideas where they would otherwise post extraordinarily poor sales
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Roberts, like many conservatives of his generation, believes enforceable standards to prevent discrimination against Black people in employment, schooling, housing, or the electoral process are an affront to liberty, while the actual discrimination is, if it even exists, the natural order of things
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