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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/10/2026
these are my only feelings about generative "AI." i do not care how much it "works," ever. i'll be over here scraping charcoal and ochre on the cave wall until they kill me
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you'd think after doing this for six years i wouldn't still find myself thinking "wow, wikipedia really has an article about EVERYTHING" but here i am
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!
A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.
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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve been following @beetlemoses.bsky.social for years and totally forgot some of these comics, he’s so good dude
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 06/10/2026
Every hour on the hour, a huge truck, made entirely of pressed ham, lumbers its way across dog heaven—and all the car chasers can decide for themselves whether or not to participate.
Every hour on the hour, a huge truck, made entirely of pressed ham, lumbers its way across dog heaven—and all the car chasers can decide for themselves whether or not to participate.
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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iby @burgeroise.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
audrey kilgore is a beautiful name for a little girl
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 05/10/2026
an smbc comic in which a character screams louder and louder, having some kind of absolute mental breakdown

another asks "everything all right?"

the first responds "sorry i meant to say gee whiz what an interesting way of thinking"
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Mike Sphar @mikesphar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Spooky Scary Sunny-tons @sunnydlite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
logging in and seeing all my gay friends
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Audrey the Princess of Stuffies 💝 @princessaudrey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mummy made me the big sister, which means you have to be my pillow little sis 😘
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh the year was 1778 how i wish i was in sherbrooke now
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Trish Anderton @trishanderton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I *hate* it because as soon as you’re on video, the guests and hosts want to talk about stuff you can only see on the video, and the audio audience gets shut out
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Self Care Day Ideas

pig eating a pickle "eat a pickle"

pig taking a nap "take a nap"

2 pigs in armor on decorated horses with weapons "crush your enemies"
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 04/10/2026
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t think I’m ever going to get the appeal of pivoting to video for podcasts. I’ve been listening to podcasts for 20 years, and never once have I thought, my God, I need to SEE these people! I’m on a walk or doing the dishes, I don’t need video. 
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 04/10/2026
historical trends indicate the number of germanies may be asymptotic
a map of the holy roman empire, it's a fucking mess
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i can quickly and effortlessly solve puzzles intended for two-year-olds
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 03/10/2026
I ate it. Hand on my heart and swear to God, I can only describe it as "astonishingly edible" - this picture of the final microwaved product notwithstanding
Kraft dinner ramen as seen from above. But let's not kid ourselves, normal kraft dinner doesn't look that edible when seen from above either, to the untrained eye
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
she had to hide and be stealth, it’s never mentioned the character is trans but there’s something truly magic in knowing that the next time i rewatch TNG, i will see her there and i will know that someone like me helped make the show that ignited my lifelong love of Star Trek 😭
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transsexual anarchy CEO 🔆🥦 @bella.meangirls.online · 02/10/2026
we gotta send chasers to the gulags dawg
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I've been on a streak for the last 2 years. I don't think I can go back to cis women. No pregnancy scares with trans, no dealing with emotions. They just want to serve men.
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Trans are the future
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JaysNices OP. 11h
They're created for pleasure
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Avery Brooks is 78 today
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: underwater ocean camera view of a whale fall on the sea floor, with various bottom feeders and weird fishes crawling around the decomposing remains. Off panel, someone says, “hang on a second…” Panel 2: the speaker is a member of a marine biologist crew, remotely viewing the video footage from a computer monitor. The biologist is leaning against his colleague’s chair. He continues, “pan the camera back.” Panel 3: Back underwater, the POV shifts to the other end of the whale carcass. There’s a large spider crab with a standing just off to the side. It has a human face in a neutral expression, and is wearing glasses. The marine biologist says, “I think I went to high school with that guy.”
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Mon 🌻 being alive @madqueenmomo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IT IS TURN-A KAPOOL
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 02/10/2026
the dark knight rises released 14 years ago but any time tom hardy comes up i can't not do the "ooOOoooh" in the bane voice
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Flora 🍓🏳️‍⚧️ @floramerigold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yesterday's news about Jacob Geller broke my heart, so much that I couldn't stop dwelling on it all day. In an effort to make sense of this horrific news and my admittedly complicated feelings about it, here is my article on the Jacob Geller situation: epiloguegaming.com/what-do-we-d...
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What Do We Do With Jacob Geller? - Epilogue Gaming
Earlier this week, a friend noticed Jacob Geller’s book, How A Game Lives, sitting amongst my living room shelves. Under almost any other circumstances, this would have been an exciting invitation for...
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Summie 🍼💛 ABDL 18+ @summie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i was already locked up and diapered before locktober, only difference is now mommy is more teasing about it than ever 😭
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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BabishBerry @babishberry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t wanna do Inktober. But I do wanna draw SO INSTEAD I’m throw together a sketch for every day of October. No prompt, no think, just practice! Still gonna post otherwise like normal. Enjoy!
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 02/10/2026
One of the greatest achievements of modern food chemistry is that we can make anything taste like anything else and it's important to play in the space. It's pure science, like studying black holes or the search for the Higgs boson.
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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BIG🎃OUNCE🎃 @antonioortega.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Need the Beetle Moses Character Encyclopedia STAT
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we've located bussy
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Mike Rugnetta @mikerugnetta.com · 02/10/2026
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Aoḋán Ó Conġaile @tinydonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is what the picture of me holding the fish is for!
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 01/10/2026
If I die in a freak cooking accident, do not let Oxo name a line of immersion blenders after me.
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 01/10/2026
This sounds like more of a joke than I intend, but I do think it's excessively tempting fate to name a stretch of road after someone who famously died in a horrific car accident.
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Audrey the Princess of Stuffies 💝 @princessaudrey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The things mummy makes us do to earn those keys, even if its just for an hour 🥴🔒💝
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 01/10/2026
Today is Primidi the 11th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate potatoes. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Potatoes.
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 01/10/2026
all buildings are kind of brutalist when it rains
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 21/02/2026
i think it's poor form to send people death threats and tell them to kill themselves on social media
that freedom of speech painting with that annoying guy in it
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