Reposted by babsbeaty🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 5hA new kind of crime is hitting the streets of America. And get this -- there's only one way to fight it: letting cops and local media be really really racist. 0294
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 9hYes, this is exactly the look I get every time I tell it. Love it 020
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 10hThe rope gets up and twists itself around until it’s a tight ball with a couple ends sticking out. It pulls at those ends until the fibers separate. It walks into the bar and orders a shot of tequila. “HEY!! Aren’t they rope I just threw out of here?!” the bartender bellows. The rope responds: 120
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 10hA rope walks into a bar. Orders a shot of tequila. Then another. Starts to get loud and belligerent. Calls other customers names. Takes a swing at a priest waiting for his rabbi friend. Finally the bartender says “Ok, that’s enough!” He grabs the rope and throws it out the door “And stay out!” 120
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 12hI used to be able to muster some tiny bit of sympathy (more accurately pity) for racists: they don’t know what they’re missing, they aren’t going to flourish in the future we are creating. But I’m exhausted and angry. Keep your hands off our neighbors and their names out of your racist mouths. 060
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 20hAlso, speaking as a St Pauiite: Yay! We’re finally included!static.klipy.comRaquita's Iconic 'You Like Me!' SpeechALT: Raquita's Iconic 'You Like Me!' Speech 051
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 20hHonestly, this is the most reassuring thing I’ve heard in a long time. Hell will freeze over before the Twin Cities apologizes 1101
Reposted by babsbeatyMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 23hI am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now. 10984885412803
Reposted by babsbeatyEmily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What if God actually thinks he should atone for the horrors that he happily unleashed on millions of people with, idk, acts of genuine service, making real amends, & accepting the consequences of his actions, even if it does, ultimately, include jail time? Before the whole lawn business thing? 1487
Reposted by babsbeatySearingly Aaron @searinglyaaron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Miller & the Trump admin planned to cause physical distress to captured humans? Sounds a lot like conspiracy to torture… 011
Reposted by babsbeatyMatt Trueblood @matrueblood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I finally made it, guys. I am part of the 1%.static.klipy.comPaul Rudd: Who Would've Thought? Not MeAlt: Paul Rudd: Who Would've Thought? Not Me 2571462
Reposted by babsbeatyMelissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/10/2026reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the newsphoenixnewtimes.comCongressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signsEmbarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. 1959631886
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Are you enneagram curious? Did someone tell you that you were "such a 5!" Maybe you took a test once but don't know what any of it meant. Register for my upcoming class and learn a little more: Introduction to the Enneagram Wed Oct 28 & Nov 4 6:30 - 8:30 pm More info: tinyurl.com/retr8aextinyurl.comIntroduction to the EnneagramUnderstand yourself and others through this time honored tool. The enneagram explores nine ways different people look at and move through the world. Week one will explore the enneagram and the nine ty... 000
Reposted by babsbeatyDavid Brauer @dbrauer.net · 07/10/2026Strib biting super-fucking-hard on linking everything, even an isolated alleged mass attack plan, to ”Somali gangs.” Played like a violin. 811812
Reposted by babsbeatyKevin @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Adam Hamilton's campaign is out with a new internal showing him up 5 on Roger Marshall, with the senator's favorability taking a double-digit dive from -3 to -17 almost immediately upon the Hamilton campaign airing ads attacking his medical debt collection practicesstatic.politico.com 225928
Reposted by babsbeatyHillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Minnesota, you have an opportunity to select an extraordinary person and public servant as your next U.S. senator. Please take it! 512477647
Reposted by babsbeatyMaddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I teach engineering students how to machine basic components and they all are baffled by how much actually goes into making a single bolt, let alone building a machine line that produces them at scale. People are too disconnected from trade work 1345
Reposted by babsbeatyGiraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Joking aside - as a kid, I used to go collect rats in traps around the city with my dad to have them tested for the plague. The plague is still around, we don’t get it because we have constant systems, public health, labs, and scientists in place keeping it at bay. 0202
Reposted by babsbeatyHeadquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 06/10/20268 years ago today: Susan Collins casts the deciding vote to confirm Brett Kavanaugh as a Supreme Court Justice. Kavanaugh overturned Roe v. Wade just 4 years later. 710565
Reposted by babsbeatyshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“every time someone is sleeping on a subway bench in a city, the rest of america can sort of say ‘ugh, look at these cities.’ but we are holding a lot of your people who you failed to love and take care of.” 👏 👏 👏 461930437
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I once brought my exuberant springer spaniel to a blessing of the animals. I left the cats at home because I figured he’d be easier to manage. We sat beside a couple of women who brought two cats, just held in their arms. Those cats got a blessing but they needed an exorcism. 000
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No. “They did it first so it’s ok if I do/she does it” is school yard nonsense. 010
Reposted by babsbeatyCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I love how Ken Paxtons wife is like "yeah I can't live with the man and divorced him on Biblical Grounds but you should make him one of the 100 most powerful people in the country deciding how your tax money is spent and what laws get added to the books" 618023
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yes but not AT you. Expressing a different opinion, even disagreeing with your opinion, isn’t saying you are a piece of shit. Also, disagreeing about art (and being thin-skinned about it) didn’t start with the internet. 100
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Lately the answer has been: For the obscenely wealthy. Any cost, including environmental, societal and human. The end is always feeding the insatiable black maw of the obscenely wealthy. 000
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Efficiency is becoming a meaningless concept. It certainly is not a useful goal on its own. Efficient for whom? At what cost? To what end? 110
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yes. Definitely they would have reached out to me, a person not in the conversation. 🙄 You are not the center of everyone’s universe. No one is living their life *at* you. 200
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don’t even think you know what you are trying to say now Have a good night talking gibberish to the scary wokistarians you made up in your head, I guess 000
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I hope you are paying those word extra for all the extra work you make them do 000
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No, really? I’m shocked by this news 🤣 You should try saying what you mean the first time. 100
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So you agree the two situations aren’t similar. Thanks 000
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So tell me how a *country* can be a *person* of color You really think your racism won’t be obvious if you say POC? 🤣 100
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Fascinating insight into your lack of emotional maturity but what’s the point? 020
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was shocking old when I realized the flying monkeys were human actors in costumes. (And by “shockingly old” I mean my daughter pointed it out to me) 010
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They *were* shot here. I’m not sure anymore you know what you are talking about. 220
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So everything that kills innocent people is like the Salem witch trials? Or are they like Woke 1? 000
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Maybe they are expressing how they feel and it has nothing to do with you. 210
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Is Chris Rock still alive? If so they aren’t that similar 350
Reposted by babsbeatyQasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 16/09/2026ANGIE NIXON DID NOT COME TO PLAY. LETS GOOOOO! Click below and donate to her campaign for us senate❤️✊🏽 secure.actblue.com/donate/frien... 683440861
Reposted by babsbeatyMicah @rincewind.run · 03/10/2026that this is over the daylight savings bill of all things is ten times funnier 442222283
Reposted by babsbeatykeven-pittsinger.bsky.social @keven-pittsinger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 131698310
Reposted by babsbeatyA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026For everyone who spent #MeToo fretting “what if this goes too far?”—be of good cheer! It turns out we didn’t go too far at all! It turns out we didn’t nearly far enough! Good job guys! 182077438
babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Same. I can’t tell if it’s meant to be funny or horrifying or mortifying. As Art I think it’s brilliant. Once. And after the fact. The experience of watching it was agonizing and I’d rather put my face in a meat grinder than rewatch it. 000