Reposted by Kelly🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When will we have a mayor whose actions don’t require city council members to issue carefully worded statements every other week? 1322
Kelly @thekelz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's been a rough fucking week. So I started season 3 of Vanderpump Villa. Lisa running after a guy yelling "come back dammit" in 8" heels & then jumping into a golf cart is purely ICONIC. Absolute queen. 000
Reposted by KellyVincenzo @vinnieave.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Zach Synder saying 300 is the gayest movie of all time is very funny, sure its got a lot of near naked men, but make them kiss, show pole, make it gayer 051
Kelly @thekelz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Did myself an Emotional Damage by listening to Broken Bride by @ludoband.bsky.social on my commute this morning. Oops. Worth it. 010
Reposted by KellyjabberwoCKY @ckyonwords.bsky.social · 10/09/2026One of the most mind-blowing things you learn when you’re a writer is just how many people truly don’t understand how language works or what words mean. 061
Reposted by Kellyashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 10/09/2026can't wait to get my $5000 just like we got no new wars, lower grocery bills, and huge savings at the gas pump 614818
Reposted by Kelly🏳️⚧️To-FANG-a BRAIN-GLOWS 🌈 @topangarainbows.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is terf shit. Fuck outsports. You don’t ask people to sit down with the people attacking them, period. Have a fucking spine 28723
Reposted by KellyCasey G. @caseyg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Also yes. Slop is AI produced. Trash is human produced. I will watch/engage with trash. I will not engage with slop. 2152
Kelly @thekelz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My office just put up this cool paper tree and then has AI flyers along each branch and I guarantee the irony is ENTIRELY lost. 010
Kelly @thekelz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Showed a video of a loon yodeling to my cat Pumpkin. She was locked in, then ran to the window to search for the sound. Orange cats are weird. 050
Reposted by KellyKategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬 @kategodart.northsky.social · 09/09/2026bluesky working real good again i see 022
Reposted by KellyAsh Chudgar @chudgar.com · 03/09/2026The split-screen in MSP right now is bonkers: - Loring Park Mass Shooting - State Fair Llama Costume Drama 0457
Reposted by KellyAdam Miller @ajm6792.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I was skeptical of that claim. Thank you for clarifying 191
Reposted by Kellytaylr @taylordahlin.com · 03/09/2026rumors are that the shooter in minneapolis today was evicted from his apartment in loring towers and that the property manager was among those shot this reminds me of how taylor schulz had eviction as a stressor before he killed robert skafte in loring park in 2023 too 516925
Reposted by KellyThe people’s closet!!! @myoutcaststate.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The city of Minneapolis and MPD are asking people to avoid the area from 12th St. to Franklin, Hennepin to 3rd Ave. S due to an active shooter situation with multiple deceased including 2 police officers. 051
Reposted by KellyWedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 03/09/2026In addition to the shooting, serious crash involving MPD outside Target on Nicollet Mall. 129631
Reposted by KellyBree | PAILBN Art @pailbn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Can Minneapolis catch a fucking break what the fuck is wrong with people 1447
Reposted by Kellyquick13 @quick13.bsky.social · 03/09/2026KSTP reporting that shooter was evicted today contributed to disturbance earlier in the day. Has now died by suicide. Two shooting scenes: Lobby & 9th Floor. Reported by Kevin Dorn. 2229
Reposted by KellyJonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Same, Space Ghost... same. 062
Reposted by KellyBailey Wolfe, Voice Actor and Lacticide in Progress @bbwolfevox.com · 02/09/2026Wouldn’t I??? 1282
Reposted by KellyDucking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026A quick Google search shows that many HennCo cities have something like this on their municipal site www.bloomingtonmn.gov/pd/news/outd...bloomingtonmn.govOutdoor siren upgrade across Hennepin CountyThe transition from the current system to new requires several months of testing. The monthly tests held at 1 p.m. on the first Wednesday of each month will continue. 2105
Kelly @thekelz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? (This year was *stacked* with some films that are near and dear)static.klipy.comGrandma's Boy: Loony Bin Together SceneALT: Grandma's Boy: Loony Bin Together Scene 100
Reposted by KellyElle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Awoooooo now that you’re here Minnesotans have you registered to vote or updated your registration if you moved because voting is coming and this stupid midterm is almost over awooooooo 15110
Reposted by KellyElle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 02/09/2026AwoooOooOoOo now that you’re here have you had water moved your body rested your eyes taken your meds eaten a fruit or veg gotten your protein made sure you get fiber and did you sleep well Awooooooooo 0395
Reposted by KellyLone Gray Wolf @lonegraywolf2000mn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026May the monthly #MinneapolisShatteringAwooo give us strength and remove our afflictions.static.klipy.comWhite Wolf Howling in SnowAlt: White Wolf Howling in Snow 1232
Kelly @thekelz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I have been trying to explain to my loved ones that the antiperspirant is fucking up your shirts but noooo they don't belieeeeve me They still have f'd up shirts & I don't so. 040
Reposted by Kelly🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Ragweed pollen, please go directly to hell 🤧 1151
Reposted by KellyBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 30/08/2026hi, frog and toad expert here! this is not funny, toads only do this when they’re extremely not frog. 242846
Kelly @thekelz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I had a random ask if I skated [derby] recently and I responded that I "used to" & then cried in the car a lottle. I miss it more than words but my body is breaking down on me & just existing is difficult difficult lemon difficult. I can't imagine also keeping a derby workout sched. 050
Kelly @thekelz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It's easy to forget why I love working at ren fest... but tonight reminded me. Despite the air being soup and the weird crowd... we get together to tell stories & discuss malicious compliance poops... Ok, I memba 040
Reposted by KellyJonathan Stegall @jonathanstegall.bsky.social · 27/08/2026There needs to be a president who goes around restoring Indigenous names to things. Just picking mountains, lakes, rivers and putting out those orders. Giving tribes their land back and the names for it. Anybody says that can't be done has to go read executive orders from Trump for an hour. 1145
Reposted by KellyJon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Never get into a pissing contest with a great lake.... absolute best case scenario you die of dehydration before the lake notices you are there, saving you from the humiliation of the lake continuing to piss for the next Million years in front of you. 161
Reposted by KellyBailey Wolfe, Voice Actor and Lacticide in Progress @bbwolfevox.com · 27/08/2026Yesssssss 091
Reposted by KellyNick Benson @ottergoose.net · 27/08/2026Fuck ICE, FHP, and our stupid immigration system. 0264
Kelly @thekelz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Guess the new Great Lakes acronym is SHAME. They deserve better. Fucking orange twat. 030
Reposted by Kelly✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Every drag show this weekend is going to have to make some very hard choices 41952551
Reposted by KellyCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I hope the worst people in the world are seeing this international outpouring of love and mourning and are realizing that they will never have a legacy like Dolly's. The only place their name will ring out after their passing is in the deepest crevices of Hell. 0492114
Reposted by KellyThe saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024 3190412458
Reposted by Kellyskeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It’s been a really garbage week. 1141