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Kelly

@thekelz.bsky.social
233 followers 244 following 720 posts

She/they: queer, nutrition, fitness, witchy shit, roller derby, cosplay, comedy, nerd. I contain multitudes. Drag isn't a crime. BLM. TLM. FAFO.

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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When will we have a mayor whose actions don’t require city council members to issue carefully worded statements every other week?
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Kelly @thekelz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's been a rough fucking week. So I started season 3 of Vanderpump Villa. Lisa running after a guy yelling "come back dammit" in 8" heels & then jumping into a golf cart is purely ICONIC. Absolute queen.
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Vincenzo @vinnieave.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Zach Synder saying 300 is the gayest movie of all time is very funny, sure its got a lot of near naked men, but make them kiss, show pole, make it gayer
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Kelly @thekelz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Did myself an Emotional Damage by listening to Broken Bride by @ludoband.bsky.social on my commute this morning. Oops. Worth it.
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jabberwoCKY @ckyonwords.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One of the most mind-blowing things you learn when you’re a writer is just how many people truly don’t understand how language works or what words mean.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 10/09/2026
can't wait to get my $5000 just like we got no new wars, lower grocery bills, and huge savings at the gas pump
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🏳️‍⚧️To-FANG-a BRAIN-GLOWS 🌈 @topangarainbows.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is terf shit. Fuck outsports. You don’t ask people to sit down with the people attacking them, period. Have a fucking spine
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Jon Pennington @jonpennington.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Read the thread.
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Casey G. @caseyg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also yes. Slop is AI produced. Trash is human produced. I will watch/engage with trash. I will not engage with slop.
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Nick @enough-already-86.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Kelly @thekelz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My office just put up this cool paper tree and then has AI flyers along each branch and I guarantee the irony is ENTIRELY lost.
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Kelly @thekelz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Showed a video of a loon yodeling to my cat Pumpkin. She was locked in, then ran to the window to search for the sound. Orange cats are weird.
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Kategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬 @kategodart.northsky.social · 09/09/2026
bluesky working real good again i see
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Riley Bruce @rileybruce.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Our city is a beaut.
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Bree 🇵🇸👍 🧊🚫 @breeminneapolis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Cool cool cool cool cool
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Ash Chudgar @chudgar.com · 03/09/2026
The split-screen in MSP right now is bonkers: - Loring Park Mass Shooting - State Fair Llama Costume Drama
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Adam Miller @ajm6792.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I was skeptical of that claim. Thank you for clarifying
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 03/09/2026
rumors are that the shooter in minneapolis today was evicted from his apartment in loring towers and that the property manager was among those shot this reminds me of how taylor schulz had eviction as a stressor before he killed robert skafte in loring park in 2023 too
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The people’s closet!!! @myoutcaststate.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The city of Minneapolis and MPD are asking people to avoid the area from 12th St. to Franklin, Hennepin to 3rd Ave. S due to an active shooter situation with multiple deceased including 2 police officers.
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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 03/09/2026
In addition to the shooting, serious crash involving MPD outside Target on Nicollet Mall.
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Bree | PAILBN Art @pailbn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Can Minneapolis catch a fucking break what the fuck is wrong with people
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quick13 @quick13.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
KSTP reporting that shooter was evicted today contributed to disturbance earlier in the day. Has now died by suicide. Two shooting scenes: Lobby & 9th Floor. Reported by Kevin Dorn.
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Same, Space Ghost... same.
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Bailey Wolfe, Voice Actor and Lacticide in Progress @bbwolfevox.com · 02/09/2026
Wouldn’t I???
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A quick Google search shows that many HennCo cities have something like this on their municipal site www.bloomingtonmn.gov/pd/news/outd...
bloomingtonmn.gov
Outdoor siren upgrade across Hennepin County
The transition from the current system to new requires several months of testing. The monthly tests held at 1 p.m. on the first Wednesday of each month will continue.
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Kelly @thekelz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? (This year was *stacked* with some films that are near and dear)
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Grandma's Boy: Loony Bin Together Scene
ALT: Grandma's Boy: Loony Bin Together Scene
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Awoooooo now that you’re here Minnesotans have you registered to vote or updated your registration if you moved because voting is coming and this stupid midterm is almost over awooooooo
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
On Wednesdays we AWOOO
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
AwoooOooOoOo now that you’re here have you had water moved your body rested your eyes taken your meds eaten a fruit or veg gotten your protein made sure you get fiber and did you sleep well Awooooooooo
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Lone Gray Wolf @lonegraywolf2000mn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
May the monthly #MinneapolisShatteringAwooo give us strength and remove our afflictions.
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White Wolf Howling in Snow
Alt: White Wolf Howling in Snow
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 02/09/2026
AWOOOOOOO FUCK ICE
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Kelly @thekelz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
AWOOOOOOOO!
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Kelly @thekelz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have been trying to explain to my loved ones that the antiperspirant is fucking up your shirts but noooo they don't belieeeeve me They still have f'd up shirts & I don't so.
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ragweed pollen, please go directly to hell 🤧
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Kelly @thekelz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
...SHAME
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
hi, frog and toad expert here! this is not funny, toads only do this when they’re extremely not frog.
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Mnmeditor @mnmeditor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Long live Lake Ontario
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Kelly @thekelz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I had a random ask if I skated [derby] recently and I responded that I "used to" & then cried in the car a lottle. I miss it more than words but my body is breaking down on me & just existing is difficult difficult lemon difficult. I can't imagine also keeping a derby workout sched.
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Kelly @thekelz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's easy to forget why I love working at ren fest... but tonight reminded me. Despite the air being soup and the weird crowd... we get together to tell stories & discuss malicious compliance poops... Ok, I memba
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Kelly @thekelz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Jonathan Stegall @jonathanstegall.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There needs to be a president who goes around restoring Indigenous names to things. Just picking mountains, lakes, rivers and putting out those orders. Giving tribes their land back and the names for it. Anybody says that can't be done has to go read executive orders from Trump for an hour.
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Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Never get into a pissing contest with a great lake.... absolute best case scenario you die of dehydration before the lake notices you are there, saving you from the humiliation of the lake continuing to piss for the next Million years in front of you.
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Bailey Wolfe, Voice Actor and Lacticide in Progress @bbwolfevox.com · 27/08/2026
Yesssssss
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Nick Benson @ottergoose.net · 27/08/2026
Fuck ICE, FHP, and our stupid immigration system.
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Kelly @thekelz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Guess the new Great Lakes acronym is SHAME. They deserve better. Fucking orange twat.
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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every drag show this weekend is going to have to make some very hard choices
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I hope the worst people in the world are seeing this international outpouring of love and mourning and are realizing that they will never have a legacy like Dolly's. The only place their name will ring out after their passing is in the deepest crevices of Hell.
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES
I'VE GOT
GREAT ASS
TOO
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s been a really garbage week.
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