Reposted by jaredAdam 🪿 @vexnir.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Goodbye, summer 🌅 #art #pokemon #pokemonart 3053831752
Reposted by jarednick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays. 6253142129
Reposted by jaredbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i like pausing these dog jumping competitions so the dog looks like it is riding a little invisible bicycle 131446250
Reposted by jaredLong_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Path To Ruin 6”x6” Oil on cradled wood panel 257888
Reposted by jaredThe Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not bad, but this one is my favorite: 33100332415
Reposted by jaredKhayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time 3360701390
Reposted by jaredThe Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 11/09/2026lmao eat my entire ass you fucking crybabies 222209388
Reposted by jaredBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/202613-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.theonion.comNew Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te... 182119502007
Reposted by jaredDan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit. 776922171
Reposted by jaredWario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Metroid Ravenous announced out Jan 28th 432910961
Reposted by jaredonion person @junlper.beer · 28/08/2026most embarassing country in the history of the entire earth 1054677465
Reposted by jaredRachel Leggett @rleggos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I got the shot. I've been scheming and hoping the conditions would work out for this for two weeks!! 🪶 17086921987
Reposted by jaredLong_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Last night was the beach sunset I’ve been waiting for all summer. . Atlantic Sonata In C Major 11”x14” Oil on cradled wood panel 033956
Reposted by jaredSeerlight @seerlight.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Kingdom Hearts When you walk away... 🥲 #Kingdomhearts #kh4 2045781829
Reposted by jaredJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 12/08/2026Gonna be thinking about this clip for the rest of my life 322745650
Reposted by jaredLong_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026We had to abandon our camping chairs from the heat. Somewhere off the grid in NV or Utah. 8”x8” oil 8762100
Reposted by jaredLong_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 30/07/2026In turquoise this time. 10”x8” Oil on cradled wood panel 172183358
Reposted by jaredBloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 21/07/2026Gillian Anderson has officially revealed the upcoming 1,478-piece LEGO set for THE X-FILES. The set is centered on Mulder’s office, paired with a forest clearing scene and a hovering UFO. Includes 8 minifigures, featuring Mulder, Scully, The Flukeman & more. August 4. 16151931216
Reposted by jaredMatthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 20/07/2026It's a scam all the way down. Taylor Farms gave MAGA Inc. $1M USD less than a week after FDA postponed implementation of food traceability rules. www.patreon.com/mattbc/posts... 5447052040
jared @azcnjared.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I'm at a loss for words. Forever the man I attribute my appreciation for both films & animals to, extinct or otherwise. My life would be completely different if I never had the privilege of witnessing his performance in Jurassic Park as a child. May he rest in peace. 000
Reposted by jaredRetro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 13/07/2026Damn, this one hurts. Thanks for giving us one of the most iconic movie protagonists ever with Alan Grant. You made me more hyper-fixated on Dinosaurs than I already was as a kid after seeing Jurassic Park. Rest Easy, Sam Neill. 🦖 1215623697
Reposted by jaredVƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Kind of love how done Hunter Biden is with everything 473880587
Reposted by jaredJames Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Fit check. Live from the set of Man of Tomorrow. 711734292
Reposted by jaredDuncan Crombie @the-art-of-web.com · 13/05/2026`View over ancient trees to cloud-shrouded mountains` #synthart 10977100
Reposted by jaredevacide @evacide.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Adulthood is just cycling between "If I don't say yes to every opportunity, no new opportunities will ever be offered to me" and "Oh no, I have said yes to too many things" over and over until you die. 5773631742
Reposted by jaredmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 03/05/2026i don't understand how Old Spice's marketing team landed on this ad for their Super Mario Galaxy Movie tie-in where an astronaut smells a stick of deodorant, thinks about Mario, and then kills himself. i don't understand how that's not a joke, it's exactly what happens in the ad 372966593
Reposted by jaredSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 01/04/2026In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario. 4559741899
Reposted by jaredMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/03/2026Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York. 1008389459563
Reposted by jaredJason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 16/03/2026BREAKING: A Delaware judge has ruled that Krafton must *reinstate* Ted Gill, the fired CEO of Subnautica 2 maker Unknown Worlds. In the ruling, the judge accuses Krafton's CEO of using ChatGPT to come up with a strategy to get out of paying Unknown Worlds a $250 million bonus. Story coming shortly 7161901517
Reposted by jaredJim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Done. Let me know what you think? LUPINES, 16x16”, Acrylic on Panel ©️2026 Jim Musil 491248105
Reposted by jaredProf @everwyn.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Good morning. From my #landscape #art, #illustrationart, and #photography portfolio: "Late Winter Morning in London, 1880s" 3888
Reposted by jaredLong_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Walked about 10 yards down a path in my backyard and saw this. . Shining In The Darkness 8”x10” oil . Available on my website. 223739
Reposted by jaredLong_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 28/01/2026The frigid evenings lately have made for some amazing colors. . Fingernail Moon 10”x20” oil 333757
Reposted by jaredLong_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Icy Commute 8”x10” oil Available on my website. 51785172
Reposted by jaredLong_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 29/01/2026River Of Ice 6”x6” oil Available on my website 61135127
Reposted by jaredJames Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 20/01/2026For your enjoyment, the Superman screenplay. www.superman.com/script/super...superman.com 661723418
Reposted by jaredgirl, get up @hemlockesprings.bsky.social · 14/01/2026takeout (2016) by linden frederick #art #oilpainting #realism 1225
Reposted by jaredPaintings by Jim Mastrian @jjm4.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Portland's skyline in Maine coming home on a ferry from Peaks Island. Made with acrylic on 9x12 canvas. #acrylic #acrylicpainting #artist #artists #art #painting #originalart #traditionalart #Portland #Maine #fineart #scenery #landscape #city #sea #ocean #sunset #skyline #dusk 1043438
![Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:
SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?
GUARD: Nope.
SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.
GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lojkcigrynofx7pazpejcrck/bafkreif7yoi5cni72l6ysw46esqfy2zc3q4xu73rndv5efct5t33rbauey)
![Preliminal design for a 1993 Sega ad, recovered from the archives of the Brio toy company, which handled Sega's marketing in Sweden
[a picture of Sonic asking "WHO THE F*CK IS MARIO?"]
Final design of the ad, which replaced the attack on Mario with the slogan "Happiness can be bought for money"
[a picture of Sonic saying "LYCKA KAN KÖPAS FÖR PENGAR"]
Source: Martin Lindell, martinlindell.com/2019/11/24/sonic-springer-snabbt-in-i-sverige, via @FeoUltima, x.com/feoultima/status/1964670301712908579](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:heeihz7xdhf7dbjx4befobqw/bafkreiguzligvi3i2k24az37yean2fxx4juivkye5a3js3b4a5kowfncxa)
