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SomecallmeJohnny

@somecallmejohnny.com
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Content Creator ™ on YouTube. I make videos and try to be entertaining, if applicable. Huge mark for Sonic, Final Fantasy, and Metroid. The sane man of SGB.

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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 13h
Over the weekend, I wrapped up an expansion wide story I've created with my FFXIV characters, using a shit load of g-poses throughout the last two years. It's something I'd like to share eventually with everyone, but I just wanted to show some of my favorites screens I took with no context. #FFXIV
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 13h
Over the weekend, I wrapped up an expansion wide story I've created with my FFXIV characters, using a shit load of g-poses throughout the last two years. It's something I'd like to share eventually with everyone, but I just wanted to show some of my favorites screens I took with no context. #FFXIV
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That Dirty Kurty @dirtykurty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To @thesgb.bsky.social I never saw anyone make a edit of this underrated bit, so I made it myself.
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 27/09/2026
Fuck you, but you're right.
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IanBough @ianbough.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Was looking through old clips and felt inspired. @somecallmejohnny.com @goodkinglinky.bsky.social @blazehenry1.bsky.social
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 23/09/2026
Metroid turned 40 this year, so I'm celebrating with a couple of Metroid videos. First up is a review of the fan-made demake of the first Prime game: Metroid Prime Origins. It's free, and everyone likes free, but is it worth your time? Yeah. Link: youtu.be/XMoE8Jo5jKs
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 23/09/2026
Metroid turned 40 this year, so I'm celebrating with a couple of Metroid videos. First up is a review of the fan-made demake of the first Prime game: Metroid Prime Origins. It's free, and everyone likes free, but is it worth your time? Yeah. Link: youtu.be/XMoE8Jo5jKs
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 20/09/2026
I had to think about this for a while, and I sincerely think my answer is Final Fantasy VI. This game was my life in the mid-to-late 90s and engrossed me more than anything I've played at that point. I've been playing games as far back as 1992 (as far as I can remember), but this one changed me.
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 19/09/2026
Had a depressive rut the past couple of weeks, but I'm back on the main feed in the next few days. #EditingThoughts
I know what you did.
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 16/09/2026
Managed to finish the new Onimusha game last night. Fulfilling gameplay. Soundtrack’s kinda weak. It was much longer than I thought it was going to be. Close to 28 hours including all the side quests and most of those kinda dragged. Great return to form, though.
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 16/09/2026
The funny thing is if I reviewed it today, I'd still defame the fuck out of him, but it'd be done with less "Angry YouTuber" of that era.
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themumbumbler.bsky.social @themumbumbler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Vivian (Now Loading) @aeonlamb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
more videogames should have a dedicated button to talking to a little freak of a woman
Button prompt to press Z to talk to Midna
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That Dirty Kurty @dirtykurty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@somecallmejohnny.com whenever there's Metroid
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 09/09/2026
NOO—
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 09/09/2026
AAA—
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 08/09/2026
Collectively, I think OoT Remake looks perfectly fine, I'm just not sold on the updated character designs, Link being the major culprit. He's very busy, and his face looks like a porcelain doll. It's something I'm gonna notice less of when I start playing, but I think it could've been better.
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mae @hellagur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I do hate that everyone is like “wow the oot remake looks like genAI” like you can just say it looks bad without pissing and shitting on a bunch of actual devs and artists
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 06/09/2026
you already know what's coming
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Wastelander997 @wastelander997.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I cant see red bananas without thinking of this bit from @somecallmejohnny.com 's DK64 review
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Igu @iguwarf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
chus I made during the last month
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 05/09/2026
Not mentioning something in a review doesn’t mean I didn’t like it. Sometimes I just fucking forget lol.
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Experiment T @experimentt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you see news of a StarFox SNES PC port. Kindly ignore it. It's another Slopcomp job and for extra spice, Kadowontu (Creator of StarFox EX) has admitted in broad daylight to not only using AI, but is also using the stolen source code from the gigaleaks & also stealing credit from others work.
Post from Kadowontu on ResetEra, proudly admitting to vibecoding and using stolen source code. Source post: https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-original-star-fox-has-been-ported-to-pc.1618108/#post-159879778
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 31/08/2026
You ever just find that glamour combo that makes you go "Hell yeah." #FFXIV
My main character Jehanne, wondering why her compass lost the Wi-Fi signal.
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Matthew Prower (COMMS OPEN) @matthewprower.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
2026年9月のイラスト〜🎨 深淵から現れた、この奇妙なハリモグラたちは一体何者なのか? 「トワイライト・スペース」から直々にやってきた、ナックルズ・ツインズだ!✊ ♊ 一人はビートニク、☕ もう一人はラスタファリアンという出で立ち! 🇯🇲 あまり大したことはしていないみたいですね… 😔
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 26/08/2026
Fuck, this hurts. Tim Curry’s filmography was one of the first to show me that if you truly appreciated the craft, you could be anything. Rest in Peace, Tim Curry.
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 24/08/2026
Wario shakes things violently for personal gain. There hasn't been a new Wario Land since this adventure. Make of that what you will. Let's look at Wario Land: Shake It for the Nintendo Wii! A big thanks to @thehauntedarcade.bsky.social for co-editing this with me. Link: youtu.be/FKoGg5owXb8
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ChrisFratz @chrisfratz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wake up, babe, new SomecallmeJohnny gif dropped
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 24/08/2026
Wario shakes things violently for personal gain. There hasn't been a new Wario Land since this adventure. Make of that what you will. Let's look at Wario Land: Shake It for the Nintendo Wii! A big thanks to @thehauntedarcade.bsky.social for co-editing this with me. Link: youtu.be/FKoGg5owXb8
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 18/08/2026
What the Hell was this. Okay, I know it's Wario: Master of Disguise for the Nintendo DS, but...what IS it? Link: youtu.be/8Zp7NHf1ASg
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 18/08/2026
What the Hell was this. Okay, I know it's Wario: Master of Disguise for the Nintendo DS, but...what IS it? Link: youtu.be/8Zp7NHf1ASg
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 17/08/2026
What a fucking tragedy, man.
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amazynglyme.bsky.social @amazynglyme.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Please help, I’m unable to even have access to housing I can’t even live in much longer. This place has been so dangerous to even sleep in. I am so grateful if you boost this. gofund.me/d2c705e9d
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
SKA IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 10/08/2026
I don’t really prioritize plushies, but there’s something about putting them on top of the futon for videos I kinda fuck with.
A set of plushies sitting on top of my office futon. Starring Brick from Pizza Tower, Vivi from Final Fantasy IX, and R. Pika from something I forget.
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Birb Queen (Play ICCUIGTL @ #ToxicYuriVNJam!) @fbfishslap.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I did the art for I CAN’T CUM UNLESS I GET THROW LOOPED! This has been a labor of love and I’m super proud of the results. Big ups to @somecallmejohnny.com for lending his voice for our announcer VO!! (* ICCUIGTL does not contain pornographic content, but it is an 🔞 work. Please play responsibly.)
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Squish that cat! @squishycatte.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Recruitment has begone!! We are looking for members with ultimate experience! Message me if you're interested in clowning around. 😎
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Ben Zipperer @benzipperer.org · 04/08/2026
public libraries ftw
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 01/08/2026
Our banter is like herpes, it never truly goes away.
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 31/07/2026
Starting today at Noon EDT, and throughout the weekend, I’ll be joining the schmucks over at @thecharityroom.com in our first LIVE event, raising money for the American Heart Association. Catch it here, and consider a donation if you can. Much love, everyone. www.twitch.tv/thecharityroom
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The Charity Room @thecharityroom.com · 31/07/2026
#TheCharityRoomLIVE is tomorrow!!! Reminder to be there at 12pm EST at twitch.tv/thecharityroom and at tiltify.com/@thecharityr...
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Intense Gaming Racing
ALT: Intense Gaming Racing
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 29/07/2026
Well I’ll be damned.
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 29/07/2026
Words can't describe how happy the new relic hammer for Warrior makes me. #FFXIV
My main FFXIV character Jehanne wielding the new hammer introduced in Patch 7.55.
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 28/07/2026
Didn’t really get to say it yesterday, but I appreciate the birthday wishes. This is my last year in my thirties! I’ll be hitting the big 4-0 next year and it sure as shit feels like it.
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SpiderKnife クモ @spiderknife.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
*NEWS FLASH!* Next weekend is the return of The Charity Room & it will be the first in-person event, live on Twitch! From July 31st to August 2nd, come on by! Consider donating & be a part of the annual madness, all for the love of charity!!! ► www.twitch.tv/thecharityroom
John SomeCall, alongside Chris Mykonos & Tedward the Exand, eagerly anticipating the upcoming 'Charity Room, live from a screen near youuuuuuuuuuuu
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 24/07/2026
Wario did a funny, and the funny struck back. Now Wario must pay for his hubris. Let's look at Wario World for the Nintendo Gamecube! All the love to @thehauntedarcade.bsky.social for helping me co-edit this. Link: youtu.be/mQ7n0Qd8VSQ
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 24/07/2026
Wario did a funny, and the funny struck back. Now Wario must pay for his hubris. Let's look at Wario World for the Nintendo Gamecube! All the love to @thehauntedarcade.bsky.social for helping me co-edit this. Link: youtu.be/mQ7n0Qd8VSQ
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SomecallmeJohnny @somecallmejohnny.com · 24/07/2026
This is slowly becoming my favorite LP of the year, honestly.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Panel 1: Shenne (this is how I'll reference the girl version of Shen from now on) is making a comically pouty crybaby hands with her hands raised and saying "oooo I can't even draw a stick figure"

Panel 2: She's now doing raptor hands and continuing to make the pouty face in profile view, saying "ooooo if I draw something, it's gonna be BAD!"

Panel 3: Shenne faces you directly, the front of her body shaded apart from her eyes and teeth, which form a disgusted expression as she says "WHO THE HELL CARES?? DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANNA SAY TO THE WORLD???"

Panel 4: Shenne, still with a disgusted expression, says "here, loser" and throws a pencil at you.
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