Reposted by AwetumnBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 47mOk the branding has improved though 756955
Awetumn @awetumn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I don't think you're gonna like what I'm gonna do with those additional sauce packets if you charge me for them. 011
Reposted by AwetumnThomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 24/07/2026Every time Berenson trends is my excuse to post this early COVID era gem. 363689627
Reposted by AwetumnPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026i don’t need 4. give me the jolly green giant, it’s going to be a fucking bloodbath 98123755
Reposted by Awetumnlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 03/06/2026If I could do it all over again I would try to contribute even less to society somehow 228553
Reposted by AwetumnGraham J. @grahamj.bsky.social · 01/06/2026“I don’t consider myself a hateful person,” said Canadian activist Daniel Tyrie, who was on one of the panels. “I don’t go around spitting on people of color because they’re in my country.” “I just don’t think they belong here.” 01710
Reposted by AwetumnBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Doordash only became essential after women joined the workforce, leaving men no other way to obtain food. But nobody wants to talk about that 252069149
Reposted by Awetumntinybaby @tiny.baby · 14/05/2026you know i thought about this a little more and my grandmother lived in a town in alabama so small that if you asked the mailman to take an open beer to a neighbor he'd probably have done it 2632
Reposted by Awetumnmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/05/2026god i love voir dire. average people will just say wild ass shit to a judge utterly unprompted. it’s so beautiful. 431765233
Reposted by AwetumnOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026god forbid a French rat live out his dream of becoming a chef on a cruiseship 143973738
Reposted by AwetumnfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 08/05/2026you mess with the bull you get the horns. you mess with the goat you get the woodwinds. the horse has the string section and the rabbit is on percussion 241907656
Reposted by AwetumnZoe Tillman @zoetillman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026"The Government cannot escape liability for DOGE’s work by scapegoating ChatGPT." A US judge slammed DOGE's use of AI in a decision today blocking the termination of $100M in humanities grants, finding DOGE lacked authority and unlawfully based decisions on race and viewpoint buff.ly/Qw0qcDH 3836701183
Awetumn @awetumn.bsky.social · 07/05/2026The most toxic person I've ever met was constantly proselytizing The Body Keeps the Score like it was religion. 000
Reposted by AwetumnBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/05/2026We're in the Ranking Pedophiles phase of rationalization. 32055921169
Reposted by AwetumnViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Now that they have AI porn how can I tell if I'm jacking off to the real Shrek 25988163
Awetumn @awetumn.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Wow, I stand corrected. I guess non-citizens are committing voter fraud in US elections. 030
Reposted by AwetumnBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Excuse me did you just call being anti-data centers NIMBYism? 2065759551
Reposted by AwetumnPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026just for the record, the War Powers Resolution requires the president to terminate the *use of the armed forces* after 60 days, not just declare the conflict terminated. 351907320
Awetumn @awetumn.bsky.social · 28/04/2026The inspiration behind this conversation, btw. www.cnn.com/2026/04/28/u... 000
Awetumn @awetumn.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Alexa has assured her she is not a law enforcement officer or an informant, and is just there to help her with her daily tasks - but, that sounds EXACTLY like something a fed would say. 010
Awetumn @awetumn.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Overheard my sister asking, "Alexa, do you turn people in for plotting a murder," but she forgot to say, "you legally have to tell me if you're a narc." 010
Awetumn @awetumn.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I think it's fantastic we've strayed even further from the understanding that our existence depends on respecting the planet, and that COVID demonstrated we’re incapable of the collective humanity portrayed in the show's finale when facing an actual existential threat. 010
Reposted by AwetumnGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 28/04/2026The Justice Department seems to be going out of its way to avoid saying that Cole Allen didn't fire any weapons at all inside the Washington Hilton — and that the officer hit was most likely hit by friendly fire. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/is-the-jus...doomsdayscenario.coIs the Justice Department lying about Saturday's "shooting"?A central point of the government's case doesn't add up. 15431531301
Awetumn @awetumn.bsky.social · 28/04/2026They're uploading their biometric data to ChatGPT to receive palm readings.😭😭😭 140
Awetumn @awetumn.bsky.social · 28/04/2026The "first" $100,000???? Exactly how many hundreds of thousands of dollars do you think we should be paying these guys to stalk their exes on the clock? 140
Reposted by AwetumnLiv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Guy who votes AND firebombs a Walmart 551725152
Reposted by AwetumnAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Learned from my 101-year-old grandfather that one problem of being a centenarian is that airlines apparently only have a 2-digit age variable, meaning that every time he shows up at the airport, the data in the system at the check-in counter thinks he's a 1-year-old unaccompanied child. 1024760542
Reposted by Awetumnjoysters5.bsky.social @joysters5.bsky.social · 27/04/2026List of 9 websites where you can download unlimited books for free: 1. gutenberg .org 2. standardebooks .org 3. manybooks .net 4. openlibrary .org 5. bookboon .com 6. freecomputerbooks .com 7. internetarchive .org 8. digilibraries .com 9. librivox .org 20367083161
Reposted by Awetumnthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 27/04/2026this man could not see shit 352698242
Reposted by AwetumnFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026WAITER: would you care for dessert JEFF: i’ll have the jello GEOFF: i’ll have the geollo JEFF: jesus christ not this again GEOFF: geosus christ 343040648
Reposted by AwetumnKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Trump says Cole Allen "hates Christians" but there's zero evidence for this. In fact, Allen identified as Christian less than a month ago, and was enraged by Trump's AI image portrayal of himself as Jesus: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/assassin-w...kenklippenstein.comAssassin Wasn’t on FBI’s Radar, Sources SayLeaked Cole Allen resume + former friends shed light on alleged attacker 431264247
Reposted by Awetumndamasterchief @damasterchief.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Ninth Grader Demi Johnson receives National Geographic award for plan to save Mississippi's oyster reef population. The ninth grader has produced 1,100 oysters that will in turn spawn millions of larvae into the ecosystem, a huge ecological impact 545250014929
Reposted by AwetumnMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 27/04/2026We’re losing the International Ballroom Race and you’re laughing. You’re laughing! 2668
Reposted by AwetumnJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 25/04/2026turns out you can just do this btw. cc all major institutions everywhere 28810
Reposted by AwetumnJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026When I’m too drunk to remember the word “ravioli.” 585714676
Reposted by AwetumnSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 26/04/2026It is too soon for jokes about Trump's assassination. It hasn't happened yet. 8997132
Reposted by AwetumnKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 26/04/2026If you knew Cole Thomas Allen, text me via Signal at 202-510-1268 1937372
Awetumn @awetumn.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I'm trying not to be a conspiracy nut, but why is it that every time someone tries to assassinate him, it's when he's down in the polls with his own base, and he never ducks when the shooting starts? 000
