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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era)

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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 22m
and we’re never gonna survive, unless- we get a little… slutty
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 1h
i’m your doctor and i need you to know that you have cancer
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 1h
(the one that didn’t start in 2022)
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 1h
gurl, you live in the 4th Reich
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 1h
great gif though! That guy is like a grandparent now right
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 1h
see you on the barricades, conrad 🫡
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 1h
Jessica (from "The Gun Next Door") — Judy Dater, 2016
Black and white photograph of a big butch-looking woman. she's wearing a black bra-style top with a mesh shirt over it her pants are held up by a belt with a big buckle that says DADDY. she has a couple of northwestern native American style Birds tattooed at the top of her pectorals and an interesting chain tattoo around her biceps. She wears a sort of fingerless glove/sleeve from her elbow to her hand. she has a black streak of makeup across her face like a mask. she's holding a pistol in her hands. 
This is from a series of portraits Judy Dater did of gun owners living in the Bay Area.
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 1h
huah! nice day for renovating You gotta flag down a neighborhood kid you can teach the ropes to in return for hauling the garbage away ;)
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 2h
sometimes i wonder if im the only one who gets followed by like, a half dozen totally not real film festival accts every day or if its really a thing out there too
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 2h
oh i just got followed by an account that was ‘x-something llc tech startup‘… not a real company probably but in any case- LLCs are not ’my people’ lol
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 2h
‘Just make art’ they said. ‘Art heals’ they said. well, to those people i say: I‘m sorry i encased my dead cat in lucite, and: I will never make art ever again, ok
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 2h
its a type of american business structure that prevents everyone involved from being responsible for bad things
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 2h
(whispering into my abdomen): u shoulda said u were a sex demon mang
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 2h
an ‘LLC‘ account and its not a bit…
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 3h
Ratcliffe won’t like it, but energy trumps everything
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 3h
Trump isn’t kidding about Ukraine escalating the energy war- he doesn’t have a lot of options left for keeping the prices down and refineries— globally— are THE bottleneck for getting crude oil to market I hope Ukr breaks it and Trump shuts off all the money and munitions taps War over
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Texas Observer @texasobserver.org · 3h
Last week, Texas executed Jamaal Howard, a mentally ill and intellectually disabled man. It was the first since Tennessee's botched killing. In this piece, his spiritual advisor Jeff Hood describes their final conversations, in which he tried to help Howard understand his fate.
texasobserver.org
'I Guess if the Drugs Don’t Work, They’ll Just Shoot Me in the Head'
After a botched execution in Tennessee, Texas is set to kill Jamaal Howard, who has so many mental health problems and intellectual disabilities that he doesn't understand how he will be killed.
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 3h
re: communism is inevitable
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 3h
There aren’t ‘two parties’ friend- its a two party autocracy built like a ratchet
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 3h
How many of those responsible for the 2008 subprime mortgage crisis, in which 40 million americans lost their homes- were prosecuted under Obama
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 3h
muted bc you are a cliche
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 3h
it doesn’t actually! you are eluding my question, in a way one might describe as obvious and stupid i don’t get the impression that you care whether you are a ‘representative’ in a representative democracy or one effectively managed by your government… I guess it probably suits you either way
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 3h
hard biff, no doubt
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 3h
every time i meet someone… 🥺 👉👈
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 3h
thats dialectics
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Wes Craven Glizzies @ywfyf.com · 12h
Instead of fully making a game, they've offloaded things to Gemini and OpenAI so now they lose more money the more people play their game. The AI bubble in a nutshell.
kotaku.com
AI Driving Game Demo Already Putting Developers Into Debt
Hoping to launch next year, Teach My Little Sister How To Drive is prematurely sending its creators into the red over exhaustive token use
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 3h
this cat will inherit the earht
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 3h
breakfast time
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 3h
can we just biff today
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 3h
But rest easy knowing all this is ‘edgelordery’ you might be able to keep making your payments but the other debt peons around you are starting to get real restless
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 3h
its not a ‘non-sequitur‘ if you didn’t have anything to say about it lol. I assumed you called your legal associate to confer with them It was a rhetorical question i guess, in hindsight, because you were never going to have an answer You never will
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 3h
have to see how they rendered the dutch first
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 3h
leave it to zack polanski to make looking like a antisemitic caricature look low key cool tho Guy cannot lose
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 3h
UK always on the wrong track pfft- europe is speed-running 1914 rn ;)
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 3h
read a book
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 3h
Hey so how about that question i asked you about state primaries big guy? Or do you, as a political representative, only take issue with problems you can wave away with the pissbaby armchair psychology of a gen-xer who spent their prime being a debt peon and watching snarky medical dramas on tv?
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 19h
Kenny Powers yelling
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 19h
didn’t think his voice would sound like that
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 19h
🫂 same also there is no monoculture anymore! stop yelling
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 19h
wow another aggressive video message from dad who could have foreseen
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 19h
love- its material
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 19h
also, its Yellow Magic Orchestra (mid-late 80s era)
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 19h
That is fair, but ‘reporters’ are not free to be journalists in an organization like the guardian, or even your BBC/NPR The only way to actually support real journalism today is to patronize the substack of a journalist, imo
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 19h
yeah i’m trying not to wonder about what that might be… prolly just some really nice rum
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 19h
and you have a dog avi hakuna matata
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 19h
thanks for “declining the klan”! We live in the fourth reich
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 19h
“the decline of the klan” look at the white house dawg
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 22h
getting into Dion rn about as hard as jesse hawkens fell into prefab sprout
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 22h
and the editorial staff of the Guardian
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