Reposted by JulianThe Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Me and @autoames.bsky.social 0142
Reposted by JulianThe Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I hate to do this but some dental work just came in significantly more expensive than I’d budgeted for and I’m a couple hundred dollars in the hole. If anyone has anything they can spare, it would really help me make ends meet this week. Thank you so much for your help venmo.com/u/Joe-Standovenmo.com 11818
Julian @autoames.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Really hard to watch Liberty games on TV when the broadcaster keeps referring to them as “The Libs” 020
Julian @autoames.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Some incredible Metal Gear Solid art on this truck that just drove by me! 0377
Reposted by JulianXeans @xeans.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Thinking about how I was told, once, that the original myth of the zombie was rooted in fear of personhood being so stripped from enslaved people that even death wasn't an escape from servitude. Just a useful body without a soul, working for the benefit of an infinite greed. 727791112
Reposted by JulianDylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Wow what else could have happened around 2008 that would impact people’s interest in or capacity to start families 225361
Reposted by JulianDylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Some of you haven’t ever seen my band kick ass and now you can from the comfort of your home: youtu.be/5IOeXx5D-mw?...youtu.beNo Jersey: Evergreen SessionsYouTube video by Evergreen Sessions 0116
Reposted by Julianwoke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 20/05/2026anyone catch the knicks game last night 151
Reposted by JulianUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 03/05/2026my kids watching me explain why you have to use the tv remotes in a specific sequence 635119
Reposted by Julianwoke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 01/05/2026do you live in Brooklyn? do you like standup comedy and/or live music AND worker solidarity? if so, there’s a heck of a show tonight at Starr Bar and yours truly will be there for some of it events.ticketleap.com/tickets/wron... 022
Reposted by JulianJulian @autoames.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Why must i have to work? Can’t i just play Marathon instead? 032
Julian @autoames.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Are you sick of Geese being everywhere and wanna get tuned into good Brooklyn bands that are under the radar? Why not check this out? nojersey.bandcamp.com/album/mondo-...nojersey.bandcamp.comMONDO COOL!, by No Jersey10 track album 01813
Julian @autoames.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Do you like Geese and want to explore the world of brooklyn rock music? Why not start here: nojersey.bandcamp.com/album/mondo-...nojersey.bandcamp.comMONDO COOL!, by No Jersey10 track album 056
Julian @autoames.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Why must i have to work? Can’t i just play Marathon instead? 032
Reposted by Julianurnewpeppep.bsky.social @urnewpeppep.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Are you fucking kidding me 1188
Julian @autoames.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Anti-imperialist GOAT Aaron Judge tactically struck out all those times in order to secure victory for the Venezuelan people. 010
Reposted by JulianDylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 14/03/2026It’s been a whirlwind of a week and the last big thing on the agenda is playing a show at Gold Sounds in Brooklyn. Come be loud with us because there is a limit to how loud we can be without your helpbandnada.comNo Jersey / Vallory Falls / Granite Garden / Guys EyesIt's gonna be a happy fun good time show with No Jersey, Vallory Falls , Granite Garden, and Guys Eyes Won't you join us? 072
Reposted by JulianJulian @autoames.bsky.social · 05/07/2023She nina my pinta till i say “¡santa maria!” 0164
Julian @autoames.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Ken Jennings: For $10,000 and the lead; In a common internet prank, the victim is presented with this strange 5-letter word. Upon inquiring about it, the word is turned into a taunt inviting them to taste the prankster’s testes. Contestant: What is Ligma? ken Jennings: 😈😈😈 013233
Julian @autoames.bsky.social · 09/02/2026The funniest commercials and ads to me are the ones that sell SaaS for businesses. Like okay I’m gonna go to the store and be like “one salesforce please” 170
Reposted by JulianAftermath @aftermath.site · 26/01/2026Highguard is yet another symptom – and victim – of a rapidly decaying internet aftermath.site/highguard-rele... 2123046
Reposted by JulianL-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 05/12/2025my beautiful sexy friends have a new album out!! 253
Reposted by JulianKendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 05/12/2025You should definitely pick up my dear friends' new pop punk masterpiece MONDO COOL (album art by my other dear friend @mattielubchansky.com natch)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0347
Reposted by Julianwoke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 05/12/2025hello! my favorite local NYC band @nojerseyband.bsky.social just released its debut album! it’s called MONDO COOL, it’s streaming everywhere, and if you buy it on Bandcamp today, they’ll get all your dang money for it nojersey.bandcamp.com/album/mondo-...nojersey.bandcamp.comMONDO COOL!, by No Jersey10 track album 063
Reposted by JulianNo Jersey @nojerseyband.bsky.social · 05/12/2025But of course you can also stream it on whatever app you like! vyd.co/MondoCoolvyd.coMONDO COOL!By No Jersey 031
Reposted by JulianNo Jersey @nojerseyband.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Wassup bluesky, just popping by to tell you we’ve got a new album out! It’s called MONDO COOL! and we think you’d like it. Here it is on bandcamp seeing as it’s Bandcamp Friday and all: nojersey.bandcamp.com/album/mondo-...nojersey.bandcamp.comMONDO COOL!, by No Jersey10 track album 31913
Reposted by JulianNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 29/12/2023ORSON WELLES: and what is, what is your CONCERN for me, sir? INTERVIEWER: *inaudible* WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT. 6704153
Reposted by JulianDylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 16/10/2025No Jersey’s new single is out! The track rules, one of my favorite Sam Tunes. We’ll have a video out soon! Cover art by @mattielubchansky.com spotify.link/QLqbggY5vXbspotify.linkSuburban Homesick Blues 1138
Reposted by JulianNo Jersey @nojerseyband.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Or you can stream it! vyd.co/SuburbanHome...vyd.coSuburban Homesick BluesBy No Jersey 001
Reposted by JulianNo Jersey @nojerseyband.bsky.social · 16/10/2025New song has landed!! nojersey.bandcamp.com/track/suburb...nojersey.bandcamp.comSuburban Homesick Blues, by No Jerseytrack by No Jersey 123
Reposted by JulianArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 07/10/2025The Triumph of Death (flipped), by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1562 202012264
Reposted by JulianThe Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Poring over my alchemical and sorcerous tomes in a feveréd frenzy to make this autumn “Julian season” 0122
Julian @autoames.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Here at Julian HQ we love Scooby-Doo and all of his friends: Velma, Daphne, Shaggy, Fred, and the rest. 020
Reposted by JulianDylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 20/05/2025*Homer Simpson interviewing to be Liberal Joe Rogan* A TRESS MACNEILLE CHARACTER: We’re looking for someone charismatic, affable, and relatable to the common man, but who also shares our values. HOMER (smiling blithely): Such as? *interviewer pauses, consults notes* TRESS: Thanks for stopping by 1113
Reposted by JulianThe Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 16/05/2025And this Sin City-esque edit, which @autoames.bsky.social dubbed “A Dog to Die For” 061
Reposted by JulianNo Jersey @nojerseyband.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Hey bluesky! Today is Bandcamp Friday where all money on the site goes straight to the artists; it’s the first one of these since we released “How To Make It In America.” So why not toss a coin to your boys for a song well done? nojersey.bandcamp.com/track/how-to...nojersey.bandcamp.comHow To Make It In America, by No Jerseytrack by No Jersey 013
![Hey. Hey [pointing emoji] YOU. The 34-(or more!)-year-old-reading this post.
I know what you're thinking.
"GamemasterAnthony was only 33 when every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality came in for a party for him... they'll never do that for me."
WRONG.
Age is just a number. Comparison is the thief of joy.
Your (clap emoji) journey (clap emoji) goes (clap emoji) at (clap emoji) your (clap emoji) own (clap emoji) pace
And even if not every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality comes in for a party for you...?
That's FINE.
It doesn't matter if every character comes in as long as YOUR blorbo comes in.
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