austinusprime @austinusprime.bsky.social · 7hEven as a bit, I struggle to read praise of that man. 010
Reposted by austinusprimeThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/10/2026Meth Lab Straightened Up Ahead Of Landlord’s Visit theonion.com/meth-lab-straightened-… 9112168
Reposted by austinusprimeDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is as clearly as I've seen this spelled out. If the PCSA smelled off to you but you didn't know quite why, this interview offers very lucid proof that you were correct. defector.com/an-antitrust... 7457128
Reposted by austinusprimeScam Ghouldin @scamgoldin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026So called “haters”, you need to up your game. 1414
Reposted by austinusprimeChicken Puppet 🏳️⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 07/10/2026Exactly nine months after January 6th. Interesting 664166
austinusprime @austinusprime.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I started to give my friend shit the other day for turning down tickets to Game 3 against the Phillies. Upon minimal reflection, I realized unless the tickets included being air-lifted to and from my seats, I'd rather *redacted* than endure a pilgrimage to Truist Park. 020
austinusprime @austinusprime.bsky.social · 07/10/2026@btrowland.bsky.social no need to record tonight. You can just start this about 52 seconds in and let it play out: music.apple.com/us/album/pic...music.apple.comPicture Window by Ben Folds & Nick Hornby on Apple MusicSong · 2010 · Duration 3:42 000
Reposted by austinusprimeInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play. 162494523
austinusprime @austinusprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sorry for being preemptively reactionary. 🤷🏻🤦🏻 000
austinusprime @austinusprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@btrowland.bsky.social what level of Snit malpractice is Walt achieving with Dom at DH and not having Murphy catch? Drake is great, but Sean in a bullpen game seems too obvious. His ABS record alone, not to mention calling a better game. 100
Reposted by austinusprimelunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Mamdani claims he wants a better New York yet he hasn’t eradicated the Yankees 1112
austinusprime @austinusprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ronnie mashing a leadoff tater and taking the slowest trot imaginable. 000
Reposted by austinusprimeDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending. 8360671070
austinusprime @austinusprime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comFoo Fighters - There Goes My Hero (Live Performance)ALT: Foo Fighters - There Goes My Hero (Live Performance) 001
Reposted by austinusprimeDefector @defector.com · 21/09/2026Ed Sheeran delivers pointless statement then cries during latest concert: defector.com/ed-sheeran-d...defector.comEd Sheeran Delivers Pointless Statement Then Cries During Latest Concert | DefectorThis past weekend, Ed Sheeran performed his first concert since decrepit Patriots owner Robert Kraft stuck his hand up the singer’s ass and made him respect Israel. The culturally Irish but… 2058276
austinusprime @austinusprime.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comLuigi MangioneALT: Luigi Mangione 0310
Reposted by austinusprimeEmmett Watkins Jr @ejsponge61.com · 17/09/2026i don't follow sports, is there a reason buddy built like Betty Deville or nah 410319
austinusprime @austinusprime.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I know this is football related, but that... would be a long phone call. 000
Reposted by austinusprimeWorld Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The Marge Simpson bollard. #WorldBollardAssociation 6184461033
Reposted by austinusprimeKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Your dad would be proud as hell of you, my man. 744473734
austinusprime @austinusprime.bsky.social · 11/09/2026@btrowland.bsky.social a little disappointed we didn't get an update on @leprekhan.bsky.social's Ronnie tattoo today. 020
austinusprime @austinusprime.bsky.social · 09/09/2026American Football already exists (complimentary). 010
austinusprime @austinusprime.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Happy Birthday @jane.meangirls.online!!! Hope it's a great one! 010
Reposted by austinusprimeCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Ok, this one time I will hand it to the Cardinals 542055
austinusprime @austinusprime.bsky.social · 06/09/2026static.klipy.comJay Renshaw as Chit: Do It Lady!ALT: Jay Renshaw as Chit: Do It Lady! 000
Reposted by austinusprimeSuss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The dodgers also paid kawhi leonard 1232
austinusprime @austinusprime.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Murphy:static.klipy.comMan in Helmet Says Hello BoysALT: Man in Helmet Says Hello Boys 000
Reposted by austinusprimerob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 01/09/2026its 2029, any food you didn't grow yourself is toxic, you're $260,000 in debt to draft kings, your boss replaced you with claude, no one is dating or having sex, the only thing you can stream is a taylor sheridan show called "Negev Ranch" 332940
austinusprime @austinusprime.bsky.social · 30/08/2026As a construction worker, I've been *checks notes* Pheromone-maxxing my whole adult life. 1140
