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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/10/2026

Meth Lab Straightened Up Ahead Of Landlord’s Visit theonion.com/meth-lab-straightened-…

Meth Lab Straightened Up Ahead Of Landlord’s Visit
Carpet Scrubbed Of Battery Acid, Antifreeze Stains

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is as clearly as I've seen this spelled out. If the PCSA smelled off to you but you didn't know quite why, this interview offers very lucid proof that you were correct. defector.com/an-antitrust...

What you're saying is, the antitrust exemptions in the NBA, MLB, NFL, etc. are allowed as a result of the collective bargaining process, whereas the PCSA seeks a similar exemption by circumventing the collective bargaining process. Is that correct?

Generally, yes. When we talk specifically about labor markets, all of the restraints that we see in labor markets of our professional sports leagues—the salary cap, the draft, the limits on player movement, every single one of them—to the extent that they're exempt from antitrust law, are the products of good-faith collective bargaining between the management group and the players group, and exist in a collective bargaining agreement that was reached through good-faith bargaining.

What is being proposed with the Protect College Sports Act is to establish the exact same types of labor restraints, specifically a salary cap, specifically a number of years of eligibility to compete in college sports, and specifically limits on transfers, but not to do so in collective bargaining where there are representatives in the room, on behalf of employer and employee, but rather through a legislative bill, which seems to be negotiated by a number of different constituent groups, none of which is a representative of the players in any meaningful sense, and absolutely none of which have been chosen and selected by the players as a union representative.

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Scam Ghouldin @scamgoldin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

So called “haters”, you need to up your game.

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 07/10/2026

Exactly nine months after January 6th. Interesting

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austinusprime @austinusprime.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I started to give my friend shit the other day for turning down tickets to Game 3 against the Phillies. Upon minimal reflection, I realized unless the tickets included being air-lifted to and from my seats, I'd rather *redacted* than endure a pilgrimage to Truist Park.

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austinusprime @austinusprime.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

@btrowland.bsky.social no need to record tonight. You can just start this about 52 seconds in and let it play out: music.apple.com/us/album/pic...

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Picture Window by Ben Folds & Nick Hornby on Apple Music

Song · 2010 · Duration 3:42

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play.

A monkey is sitting among green leaves, holding a cigarette in its mouth and a lighter in its hand. Overlay text reads, "What the Monkey considers business, the Horse considers play."

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austinusprime @austinusprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

@btrowland.bsky.social what level of Snit malpractice is Walt achieving with Dom at DH and not having Murphy catch? Drake is great, but Sean in a bullpen game seems too obvious. His ABS record alone, not to mention calling a better game.

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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mamdani claims he wants a better New York yet he hasn’t eradicated the Yankees

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.

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Emmett Watkins Jr @ejsponge61.com · 17/09/2026

i don't follow sports, is there a reason buddy built like Betty Deville or nah

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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 13/09/2026

Italy enters WWII

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Your dad would be proud as hell of you, my man.

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austinusprime @austinusprime.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

@btrowland.bsky.social a little disappointed we didn't get an update on @leprekhan.bsky.social's Ronnie tattoo today.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Ok, this one time I will hand it to the Cardinals

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Best Goodreads review

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Unc never explains why he's so bald
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The dodgers also paid kawhi leonard

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

its 2029, any food you didn't grow yourself is toxic, you're $260,000 in debt to draft kings, your boss replaced you with claude, no one is dating or having sex, the only thing you can stream is a taylor sheridan show called "Negev Ranch"

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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together

photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy

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austinusprime @austinusprime.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Just had a fart so rank it sent 2 rooms of construction workers running. Hope everyone also achieves greatness today. *send skeet

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

the thing is like public health child literacy civil rights social justice rural poverty once you personally have become rich and successful, those things only matter if you still have the capacity to care deeply about people outside your immediate circle and that is harder than becoming rich

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…

MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.

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austinusprime @austinusprime.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Sad that @drewmagary.bsky.social & @davidjroth.bsky.social are ending The Distraction, but really looking forward to Roth announcing that his new show will just be him taking Drew's former Song Mashup segment, but... making it good.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/08/2026

Artist Profile: Phoebe Bridgers theonion.com/artist-profile-phoebe-…

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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

they're making hit lists of children. they're making hit lists of children. they're making hit lists of children. they're making hit lists of children. they're making hit lists of children. they're making hit lists of children. they're making hit lists of children.

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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 10/08/2026

Idk did the dodgers ensure a lockout or did the commissioner who said it's a point of leverage and a tool for their side that they look forward to using ensure a lockout?

Did the Dodgers Ruin Baseball?
Already the title favorites, Los Angeles acquired the league’s best pitcher at the trade deadline—and may have insured [sp] a lockout after the season.

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I love that he was a two-term Congressman but Cooter leads the obit. bsky.app/profile/phil...

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