austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Vince McMahon reaction meme for 5,000/4,800/4,600/4,400 pounds 020
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Gotta hand it to her, it was some kind of unity 000
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Dude who sits across from me at the office was lowkey panicking and started sweating more as he asked around and realized nobody else had noticed or cared 020
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026What do we want? Arrests by judicial warrant! When do we want it? As soon as next January! 001
Reposted by austin, a personLily @lilywrites.bsky.social · 17/01/2025anyway maybe the wrong time but one thing i did to procrastinate on writing last week is watch a bunch of davinci resolve tutorials to make it look like mulholland drive aired on the disney channel in 2007 010227
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026A Zodiac but for twitter main characters. Watch out, we’ve got bean dad retrograde 010
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Cannot overstate the extent to which this movie delivers on its title. We’re in Snakes on a Plane, Hobo with a Shotgun territory 000
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The 6 y.o. just presented me with a written bucket list. Two items. Learn math, make $ 010
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Oh and sage is the worse fresh herb by an order of magnitude 010
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 12/06/2026For anyone who’s reading or looking to read the new George Saunders novel, here’s quite the news hook 📚💙 030
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Would trade my soul for a Spoon River Anthology situation with laments from Grave Digger Joe, Cousin Fucker Billy (from the track), and Virgil 020
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026OPINION: Graduates Who Cheered Stumblebot Show Themselves Out of Touch with Real Americans (Tech Billionaires) 043
Reposted by austin, a personweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Love cubing tofu because it's as close as I'll ever get to doing the samurai thing where you slice a guy in half and he falls apart later 2056768
Reposted by austin, a personLord Rat Squirt @lordratsquirt.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Procrastination is a dish best served some other time. 281068183
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Autocorrect keeps changing marxism and leninism to maxxing and looks in my essay about maxxinglooks 120
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Just learned from an RFP that there are “7 abandoned historic restroom buildings buried beneath the Coney Island Boardwalk” and I need these haunted bathrooms to be a 16-bit dungeon crawl game immediately 010
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026He’s a ten but only when you ask him his favorite pearl jam album 010
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 28/03/2026en.wikipedia.orgJean-Luc Godard filmography - Wikipedia 010
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Next week is career day at kindergarten and my kid wants to be an exterminator, which, sure, but he thinks the word for exterminator is murderer 020
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Morning noon and night eating lunch his favorite meal 000
Reposted by austin, a person(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 24/02/2026“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better 73792794
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I was at a family party last year, and somebody asked for everyone’s top 5 movies. Two of my cousins, who are brother-sister, had 3 of their top 5 in common: emperors new groove, phantom menace, and three amigos 000
Reposted by austin, a personElectric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Don't even tell me about the brew unless it's strange 131
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Don’t even tell me about the pizza unless it’s mystic 0173
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Can’t. Willy and the Poor Boys are playing. 010
Reposted by austin, a personTrailers From Hell @trailersfromhell.bsky.social · 16/02/2026RIP Frederick Wiseman: www.indiewire.com/news/obituar...indiewire.comFrederick Wiseman Dies at 96: The Documentary Legend Was One of Cinema’s Greatest MastersWiseman's 50-plus year career started with a bang, "Titicut Follies," and only got better. 0104
Reposted by austin, a personviolet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Not a great adaptation on the whole. Cathy didn't say ack one time, even as fanservice. 0121
Reposted by austin, a personYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 03/02/2026[wife holding box of mac & cheese] the powder packet is missing, weird [me holding large glass of what looks like orange milk] that is weird 839678
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Watching Star Wars for the first time in a minute and boy do I feel different about the cantina bartender who immediately tells those sentient robots to FOH 000
Reposted by austin, a persondonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 23/09/2025You don’t scare me, you’re not the sound of breaking glass followed by toddler laughter 523039
Reposted by austin, a personceej @ceej.online · 12/01/2026we’re living through the national version of that conversation where you’re like, hey, I don’t think grandpa should be driving anymore, but our cousins are all like, fuck that, give him the keys! grandpa rules! I bet he could drive 1000 miles per hour! 202398328
Reposted by austin, a personYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 29/12/2025(has had everything handed to me) rise and grind 1587
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Nodding solemnly as my coworkers discuss how a movie’s quality does not always align with its IMDb rating 000
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 20/12/2025A Lord of the Rings cover band called Samwise and the Gamgees 010
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 20/12/2025It’s 4 pounds of bananas Michael. What could it cost—$100? 030
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Guide to the icons on my company’s HR site: the little bell means notifications, the little person means user profile, and the twinkling stars means complicity 010
austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 24/11/2025A little unnerved by the knuckle tattoos spelling BEAR and MEAT 050
