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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
61.9k following……that’s a block
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
America being what it is this would probably torpedo his presidential ambitions, so this has the potential to be a real win-win
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s Rhyme Pays
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vince McMahon reaction meme for 5,000/4,800/4,600/4,400 pounds
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You sure
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was so frustrated by that doc about the fan theories for basically this reason—it practically fetishized all this elaborate hidden shit while barely touching on all this
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ICYMI
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is one bleak thread my man
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now I understand
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesus what a piece of shit
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Couldn’t be truer that we’re dealing with a group of “chauvinists playing out their personal psychodramas on the world stage whose antics, if unchecked, will inevitably lead to the fall of civilization” so our hero is halfway there
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Woody Wooderson and Wouldnt
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yeah you’re good
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Daughter took this one
Another nyc sunset photo, v orange with a plane flying by
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Queens here
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
errybody post nyc skies now
NYC sunset
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Holy shit people EVERY VOTE MATTERS
Results of a poll in progress and it couldn’t be closer
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
😳
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Working my way through the seven stages of flatware
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
These are starting to just make me sad
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gotta hand it to her, it was some kind of unity
Infographic showing the 2001 Authorization for Use of Military Force passing by a vote of 420-1
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Started this one yesterday. Early returns are strong
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Man does this graphic hold up. Place looks sick as hell
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s probably fine. She was like Abby right back
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How the fuck am I the first like on this
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dude who sits across from me at the office was lowkey panicking and started sweating more as he asked around and realized nobody else had noticed or cared
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wait are they talking about a dicky widdle?
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
this series is not to all tastes, but the Alexandria Quartet is kind of one big exercise in this. The presentation of the second perspective that comes in book two is really something
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Are we sure these aren’t ai
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
OTOH maybe being so aggressive is what cost them. Hard to say.
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
2024 they didn’t punt until third and long so they’re getting there
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bring in Mike Leigh and do the next Ant Man right you cowards
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Love the dotted line coming out of his eyeballs, as if without that we wouldn’t know what he’s gaping at
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Love how this sucked me in. We start with choices that are bad but in a pretty benign sort of way, and then—
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nice while it lasted
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
0 likes baby
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Careful don’t let Bluesky see this
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Agree about spellcheck but I’ve noticed the Word grammar check has gotten noticeable worse in the last year or so
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Plot of the novel Time Shelter more or less
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nice
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In Jon Fosse’s hard boiled mystery novel, the detective eats—
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Good one
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This specifically and Alex garland as a director generally
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The breweries are battlefields
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What do we want? Arrests by judicial warrant! When do we want it? As soon as next January!
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I think this is wrong and an example of exactly the sort of discussion I’m talking about
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Feels like by engaging in this debate in whichever way, with whatever attempted nuance, they win. Just by this getting attention, within the framework that has been constructed, they win
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Lily @lilywrites.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
anyway maybe the wrong time but one thing i did to procrastinate on writing last week is watch a bunch of davinci resolve tutorials to make it look like mulholland drive aired on the disney channel in 2007
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They love this shit so much
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austin, a person @austinaperson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
That aside, the mise en scene here…
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