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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my brain hurts
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Now I have to rewatch that film with the added backstory that the donkey is Donkey. Even more tragic when you know he once had the ability to speak and crack wise
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That site was SO much fun while it lasted
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Prelude for Solo Violin in G Minor by Henry Purr-cell
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Dr. Fim @fim.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ansel Adams on assignment for IBM - one of my favourite shots. Not the usual landscape but the skill of a woman weaving magnetic core memory. The beat up nails captures total “woman in STEM” vibes.
A woman with extremely short painted nails weaving magnetic core memory. A series of rows and columns of wires in a grid.
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This just gets funnier every time I notice another bizarroworld Wright "inspiration" in here. There are enough weird little nods that clearly the designer has seen a good amount of FLW... but somehow managed to miss the entire point so spectacularly it's almost endearing 😂
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A better angle. Love the not-quite-a-smile
The National Fisheries Development Board building in Hyderabad, India, which is built to look like a huge and quite adorable fish.
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just in case you were unaware en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationa...
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National Fisheries Development Board building - Wikipedia
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
PRODUCER: yeah so it's a reboot of "schoolhouse rock" for a new generation and we just know you'd be the perfect fit to contribute a song P!NK: i'm not here for your infotainment
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Kool-Aid Man bursting through wall: where's the goddamn amontillado, Montresor
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Absolute classic
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two ants. Ant 1 asks, “sup?” Ant 2, who is busy writing something at his desk, replies, “sending a party invite.” Panel 2: Ant 1 asks, “isn’t your birthday in like 2 months?” Panel 3: two months later, Ant 2 opens the door for his snail friend, who is wearing a trilby hat and has brought a bottle of wine with a bow on it. Ant 2 says, “you made it”
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Singing sweet high notes that echo back, eh @beetlemoses.bsky.social ?
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Certainly close enough for Gatorade
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Green Chartreuse. Though kind of a waste of the chartreuse.
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Have had many conversations about how "selling out" was such a huge deal in the 90s and then it just basically disappeared as a concept. Hadn't considered that angle re: AI "art" before reading this. It's an extremely good analogy.
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
1990 and Gauntlet in my case, but Round Table Pizza 100% 🛡️🛡️🛡️
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a pawn shop talking to the employee at the counter. He has about half a loaf of bread in a bag in front of him. The seller asks, “how much will you give me for this stale bread?” Panel 2: the unsure employee replies, “tell ya what— I got a buddy who’s an expert on this stuff.” Panel 3: a goose in a hat and sunglasses walks confidently through the shop entrance towards the counter.
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
St. Paddy's cooking report: Colcannon: Magnificent success! ☘️ Irish soda bread: Absolute fail! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Did you know the Kirkbride building they were remediating is now fancy apartments? www.udr.com/boston-apart... (the wings are gone but the central structure is still there)
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UDR Apartments Bradlee Danvers
I'm excited about the apartments I've found at Bradlee Danvers. Stylish amenities. Great location. Professional management. Can't wait to call this place home! Check out the apartments at Bradlee Danv...
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Chess.com @chess.com · 12/02/2026
We're working around the clock developing Chess 2
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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
hold on i gotta take this
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Lizzie O'Leary @handle.invalid · 12/02/2026
Just a reminder that the Dino Store exists at the grand army plaza 2/3 stop. [Ernie Hudson voice] I love this town
The dino store - a public art project like an old newsstand, in the grand army plaza subway station
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
BEARS YEESH!
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Cees Bassa @cbassa.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy new year! My all sky camera imaged the sky every 15 seconds and this picture shows what happened in the sky in 2025. It shows the length of the night and day with the hourglass shape, the monthly lunar cycle with the diagonal bands, the elevation of the Sun at local noon, and lots of clouds.
The image shows the hourglass shape of the length of the day and night over the 365 days in 2025. Diagonal bands indicate when the Moon was up in the night sky.
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European Space Agency @esa.int · 25/12/2025
🌟 Merry Christmas from a newborn star. Earlier this year the NASA/ESA/CSA #Webb Space Telescope took this stunning image of HH30, an edge-on protoplanetary disc. 🧪🔭 🔗 esa.int/Science_Exploration/Space_Science/Webb/Webb_investigates_a_dusty_and_dynamic_disc
A close-in image of a protoplanetary disc around a newly formed star. Many different wavelengths of light are combined and represented by separate and various colours. A dark line across the centre is the disc, made of opaque dust: the star is hidden in here and creates a strong glow in the centre. A band going straight up is a jet, while other outflows form flares above and below the disc, and a tail coming off to one side.
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Just typed and erased 3 malört/short rhyming joke responses. Put more succinctly: Short malört retort: abort
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The answer to the question "how much malört is too much malört" typically has a very clear and very small answer, this is uncharted territory
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I remember leaving the theater and mostly just talking about the Super Mario 3 preview Also, I think about this movie every time I see the term "esports"
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Putting the cats and dogs right next to each other is just gratuitously asking for trouble.
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
That name is so good. 🔥
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Pretty sure that's just a giant upside-down milk jug. Even has the threading for the cap. Lenticu-what? Come on. Sometimes the simplest explanation is the correct one
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Pete Bouchard @petebouchard.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Lenticular clouds above Mt. Washington today. Completely harmless, they form when stable air is forced to rise over a mountain range. Note the striking resemblance to “mothership” supercell thunderstorms - which can be precursors for tornadoes.
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Feel pretty confident the bloody will be Actually Good. The trick is you'll have to make a toothpickable mini rendition of this for the garnish
A Chicago style hot dog, radioactive relish and all.
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Malörgarita Bloody Malört Malört with additional Malört Malört au jus
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Nnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:
A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
Sign on a library book drop sign requesting people to yell "NOT A SQUIRREL" to confirm they are human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
“Everything happens for a reason,” I explain as a small horse gives you a haircut
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Gabe Moshenska @gabemoshenska.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Rounding error
Pot of balloons labelled “100 luftballons balloons ballons”
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Thread 👇🏻
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
A cuckoo clock is the perfect gift for someone who likes to be frequently startled by mechanical birds
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE
Original photo from post showing a well dressed man with a blazer, hat and umbrella standing next to police. I have helpfully circled the man on the photo and drawn arrows pointing at him to help law enforcement
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::: Dan ::: @aughtomat.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I feel sort of like the Pink Elephants scene and the Tetsuo On a Rampage scene and a little bit of the King Rat video all had a weird cool baby
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
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Jeffrey J. Hall @mrjeffu.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Video: a Japanese scientist was attacked by flies while giving the acceptance speech for his Ig Nobel Prize-winning research paper that proved painting Zebra-like stripes on cows led to a decrease in biting fly attacks.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
a little migratory bird goes a long way
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