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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

FARMER: any questions? ME: do sheep give birth out of their eweterus? FARMER: *hits me with a shovel*

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is honestly the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard

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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 05/09/2026

Good news: he lost.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

If you eat a donut faster than the clerk can ring it in, it should be free.

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

END CITIZENS UNITED.......

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

INTERVIEWER: what is your greatest weakness? ME: I can never tell if someone is flirting with me INTERVIEWER: how does that pertain to this job? ME: *twirling my hair* you’re so silly

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Vote like your life depends on it, or the life of a friend, relative, or neighbor. Because it does. We’re the decoys now.

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Roddy McDowall chilling on the set of PLANET OF THE APES (1968)

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

The most prolific writer of prehistoric times was the brontësaurus thank you for your time.

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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 09/07/2026

constant companion

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

you invite me to your wedding I said I can’t come because I will dazzle your guests, you insist, so I turn up in a full suit of armour, the reflection of your gamgam’s face sends her screaming into the vestry, the kids are crying blinded by the light off my metal body, happy wedding you damn idiot

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Here is a nice mushroom

A single tiny brown mushroom with a translucent and slightly hairy stem grows rim club moss under ferns in a rainy forest all photos by me

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

In Jamaica they call it cinnamonmon

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 16/07/2026

Never date a tennis player — love means nothing to them.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

What I'll be watching tonight instead of listening to the never ending lies from the WH about "rigged" elections:

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Whenever my cat starts enunciating his meows I know I'm in trouble.

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Patrick Bromley @patrickbromley.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

There are movies and there are MOVIES

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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.

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Squillium @squillium.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

WAITER: and what can I get you? ME: *tossing menu like a frisbee* I'll have the larger font please

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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Overturn a red card? Let's overturn that red hat.

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Large Johnson @flytyingguy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Mitch is hiding in the algae in the reflecting pool.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I wish ice cream sandwiches had a rewind button.

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Amy Koto, TV Fanatic Girl @tvfanaticgirl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Happy Death Day (2017) 🧁

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Monica At The Movies @monicasmovies.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) 🎬🖤 Behind the scenes 📸

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) bts photo.

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More Movies @moremovies.co.uk · 06/07/2026

Call me Snake 🐍🎬 #filmsky #moviesky #cinema

Kurt Russell (and John Carpenter in the background) on the set of Escape From New York (1981)

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Jorge Liboreiro @jorgeliboreiro.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Just in: the Belgian Federation has decided to formally challenge FIFA's red card reversal for Folarin Balogun. The federation accuses FIFA of refusing to respond to its "legitimate requests" and creating an appeal process that was "immediately declared inadmissible".

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Mitch McConnell's status has been downgraded to "Sacramento Kings 2027 playoff hopes."

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The True American @thetrueamerican.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I have thoroughly enjoyed the World Cup. I have loved cheering for the US team. Then that fucker intervened. Yes, the red card was excessive, but I would rather lose because of it than win because Imbecile called FIFA. The joy is gone. Now we’re the bad guys. He destroys everything.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Welcome to Doomsday Club. This will be our last meeting.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 26/06/2026

I don’t have a type, just a pattern of bad decisions.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

If I was a dancer I'd make my bank pin 5678.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 19/06/2026

Donald Trump has been in office for 2% of the last 250 years of presidents but has added 28% to the national debt.

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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 19/06/2026

Three photos. Five days. Fifteen million taxpayer dollars. One swamp.

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Phil Yabut @philliefan99.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

They're dumping slimy, green peroxide water from the Reflecting Pool back into the Potomac. #dc @popville.bsky.social

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

ME: If I could have dinner with anyone dead or alive, I would pick you PIZZA DELIVERY GUY: let go of my arm

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/06/2026

SPEECHLESS. LFGK

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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Released 40 years ago today. Still the greatest day off.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Sadly this morning, the Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee approved Sen. Mike Lee’s amendment to eliminate the 2001 Roadless Rule, which protects roughly 45 million acres of national forest land.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I'm a pretty good multitasker if you don't mind things half done and all wrong.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

AOC: This is what I want people to understand: this is our money. When you pay your taxes, that money is being stolen to pay for a vanity project like a ballroom or whatever it is that this guy wants to do, instead of what it should be used for…

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Way to go, Albania! 🇦🇱

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Jo Latimore @jolatimore.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Here is a very very very small frog I found.

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Adrian Burt 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈 @adrianburt.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

The president is so good at these cognitive tests no other president has been required to take.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Love Makes a Family. ❤️

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

The U.S. just had its worst year for international tourism since the pandemic and it wasn’t even close. While the rest of the world broke records in 2025, America was the only country out of 184 to see a drop in foreign visitor spending.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Rotisserie chicken was invented by someone who watches how I sleep.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Time to cancel your Paramount+.

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